Recently, the art examination results of major colleges and universities have been released one after another. In the past, every year's art examination season would be brushed by high-value students at the entrance of major colleges and universities; however, in the past two years, due to the epidemic situation, almost all colleges and universities have changed the art examination to an online format.
The online art test also faces some "doubts":
For example, is there a real face in the online test? Offline 175, online 180, across the screen who can see the height?
The online art test has also lost some of the fun of collective sketches and group faces.......
So things became interesting, and art test takers became funny men and funny women, even Li (away) Pu (spectrum) classmates are no exception.
(Inspired by real events!) I really didn't make up these outrageous events! ）
Recite the manuscript
Who ordered me takeaway!!!
"Face verification is in progress, please keep your face facing the camera"
"After confirmation, please adjust the camera position and do not leave the shooting range"
"Start the exam after 3 seconds, 3, 2, 1, please start recording"
After the broadcast, Li Pu stood in front of the camera and confidently began the recitation he had prepared.
Well, everything went smoothly, there was no forgetting words, and the feelings were abundant. Steady!
The recitation has reached its climax! Take a look at the rest of the time, yes, everything is under his control.
suddenly!!!
One phone call came in, and he was stunned, he didn't know who had made it.
After a 0.5 second reaction, he stepped forward and pressed the phone, then casually returned to his original seat and continued to recite.
On the surface, if nothing happened, but at this time, the heart was chaotic, look at the time, there are still 20s, Li Pu had to speed up and quickly finish the recitation.
"Ah—mine," just spat out two words when the phone rang again. Li Pu walked up with a stride and was preparing to press the phone, but after 0.8 seconds of hesitation, he knew that the other party might call again after pressing it, and at this time, there was still 10s of exam time left.
Li Pu pressed the answer button, "Hello your takeaway..." "Okay thank you goodbye". Hang up the phone quickly, and there are 5 seconds left before the exam time.
So under the rapid weighing of the brain, Li Pu returned to his original position, stood upright, and bowed at 90 degrees, "Thank you teacher, my display ends here."
Li Pu angrily rushed to the door to get takeaway, and found that it was sauerkraut fish ordered by a friend. What a sight to behold, he thought.
Ps. Online art test remember to open the airplane mode Oh.
Impromptu speech
I am the potato
The difficulty of asking questions in interviews is always faulty.
Like what:
Introduce some of your hometown vs talk about your understanding of the future development trend of the metaverse
A brief description of your growth process vs a brief description of the development of Chinese literature in the late Ming and early Qing dynasties
How is the contradiction between you and your parents vs. how general relativity is contradictory with quantum mechanics
Introduce one of your favorite plants vs Irish potatoes
......
Yes, that's right, sometimes luck is hard to describe. Li Pu is the friend who smoked "Irish potatoes".
Li Pu panicked, Ireland he understands, potatoes he also understands, so what does Irish potatoes mean?
Thinking fruitlessly, so Li Pu opened his mouth hard:
"Hello teachers, the topic I drew is 'Potatoes of Ireland', so let's start my impromptu speech."
"Irish potatoes... I'm a potato and I live in Ireland..."
Ps. A little popular science (actually the teacher wanted him to answer):
The Great Irish Famine, commonly known as the Potato/Potato Famine, was a famine that occurred between 1845 and 1850. The main factor contributing to the famine was an oomycete called the late blight that caused potatoes to rot and then lose harvest. The potato was the only crop on which the Irish made a living in the 19th century, while the British, as landlords, were concerned only with the export of grain and livestock. Natural disasters and political oppression forced people to rise up, but ultimately failed. The tragedy of more than a million Irish dying of famine stirred up the national consciousness of the Irish, and under its guidance, the Irish Free State was established in 1922. (From Baidu Encyclopedia)
Talent Show As long as I'm not embarrassed, the embarrassment is...?
Yes, this year, Li Pu applied for the Sichuan Media College (Chuan Chuan Inner OS: What I Did Wrong) famous for "people (gao) talent (xiao)").
Before the exam, Li Pu was a little confused, he did not know what kind of talent display could show his characteristics and style, so he went to consult the students who prepared for the exam with him.
Classmate A: Sing "look don't be in a daze, look at my style say wow" in The voice of Kumaji
Classmate B: Pattern jump rope
Classmate C: Free trolley
Student D: Headstand
It is not difficult to find that it seems that everyone is bolder to take the exam in a familiar environment.
Therefore, Li Pu thought hard, in order to show his mysterious color, he decided to perform a magic trick: egg stuffing bottle.
This is called by Li Pu as a talent that will never fail, if successful, it will definitely make the teacher sigh;
If it fails, then in the face of the broken egg, it can also be said:
"I wish all the teachers peace at the age of (broken) years"!
Propositional performance
Reluctant to go online!!!
Propositional performance, that is, an impromptu performance of several minutes based on the drawn question. In the past, offline art examinations were usually group performances by multiple people, but after changing to online, it became a solo performance.
This time, the topic drawn by Li Pu was very normal: "The thief meets the stolen person."
So easy！ He thought to himself, this kind of small plot is not a piece of cake.
He stole the fun, because the props he had prepared in advance were just right for the situation. So Li Pu began his performance:
"The thief accidentally bumped into someone and found that it was the man who had just stolen it. The man also spotted the thief because he saw his own wallet falling out of the thief's pocket. The man was immediately irritable, and the thief's arm was tightly grasped and dragged forward by the man. The thief desperately resisted. ”
Acting here, Li Pu is full of confidence, and he feels that no one will be better than the thief he plays. But the teacher said that the performance should have layers and ups and downs, so he was ready to use the small props prepared in advance to create an intense little climax for his performance.
He approached the camera of his phone so that the teacher could see his amazing performance more clearly.
"Chua—" He pulled out his own "props," a toy telescopic knife, and yes, he was going to stage a fierce fight scene.
He lifted the toy knife and pressed a small button on it, and the blade popped out suddenly, followed by a "boom—"
The ejected blade bounced the phone off the stand, but Li Pu, who was immersed in this fierce performance, did not notice, so he completed his extremely satisfactory performance in a rich emotion.
Until he was ready to press the recording stop button, he found a mobile phone on the ground that had been recording against the ceiling.
I really don't want to have an online art exam with sound and picture separation!!!
Today, Li (away) Pu (Spectrum) saw his art test results, he wanted to say: Happy April Fool's Day!
Image source
Sina Weibo / IC photo / Douyin
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