Lines 丨Xiangsheng has a newcomer "Home and Everything"

The following [full version of the lines] is compiled from Oriental Satellite TV's "Crosstalk with Newcomers"

——There are new people in crosstalk

Performance: Chen Yinquan Hou Zhenpeng

Hou Zhenpeng: Hello audience friends, welcome to watch "Home and Wanshixing", the southern mother-in-law and the northern daughter-in-law, the three houses of property disagreements, who is right and who is wrong, open our hearts, let's talk about it, next, we use warm applause to invite the daughter-in-law from the north to appear, applause.

Chen Yinquan: Okay, okay, why?

Hou Zhenpeng: Applause to you.

Chen Yinquan: What do you applaud and what does it mean? I quarreled with my mother-in-law, and you applauded here, didn't you? Be willing to watch fights, go, go home and argue with your mother-in-law, and you, let your daughter-in-law fight with your mother, go.

Hou Zhenpeng: What kind of fight is there in our family?

Chen Yinquan: What's wrong?

Hou Zhenpeng: Don't be so excited, everyone is watching.

Chen Yinquan: What's wrong with looking at me? Look at me what's wrong? Looking at me I also dare to say, I am reasonable, what is wrong with me.

Hou Zhenpeng: Yes, everyone in this room is a little calmer, and there are more than two hundred good people outside the venue.

Chen Yinquan: Then you don't care, I am willing, I am reasonable.

Hou Zhenpeng: What is the reason? Here I would like to start with, why?

Chen Yinquan: I told everyone how I was, I think I was particularly wronged when I married Shanghai.

Hou Zhenpeng: Where are the grievances?

Chen Yinquan: Really, what do you enjoy? I think I'm very good to my mother, but my mother always thinks I figure out what she is, and I feel now, really, mother-in-law, he is not a family, he is not a family, what do I want? What do I have to look for, shanghai has the Forbidden City?

Hou Zhenpeng: What do you say this is for?

Chen Yinquan: I'm really drunk, big brother, I told you that these two days, I really, I really felt bad.

Hou Zhenpeng: What is uncomfortable, said.

Chen Yinquan: It's too hot in Shanghai, really.

Hou Zhenpeng: What do you mean by that?

Chen Yinquan: I really think.

Hou Zhenpeng: Yes, come to us, mainly talk about this house.

Chen Yinquan: I told everyone that my mother-in-law has three suites in her hands, I am a daughter-in-law, ming media is marrying, that is his son, not an outsider, right? Is that right?

Hou Zhenpeng: Not an outsider.

Chen Yinquan: Three suites, am I wrong that I want her two suites? What's wrong? How can you be so surprised? What's wrong? Am I wrong?

Hou Zhenpeng: It makes sense to have two sets.

Chen Yinquan: It makes sense, first, I am willing to live closer with my mother, I said, Mom, we both have to have a home, is it right to give my son a set? Granted.

Hou Zhenpeng: Yes, what about the second set?

Chen Yinquan: In the future, our two sons will not have children, one son, one grandson, I have a suite, said, Mom, you write my name, give it to me, did I say it? I never said it, but I felt, so I felt particularly wronged.

Hou Zhenpeng: There is no need to be aggrieved.

Chen Yinquan: Big brother, I want to be like this now, I really don't want to find a local Beijing in the first place.

Hou Zhenpeng: I'm local to Beijing, I' and I.

Chen Yinquan: It's good to marry Shanghai.

Hou Zhenpeng: Yes, we warmly applauded and invited my mother-in-law to appear and applaud.

Chen Yinquan: Okay.

Hou Zhenpeng: Auntie, you also talk about it.

Chen Yinquan: What applause? What are you clapping? I quarrel with my daughter-in-law, you want to applaud, go, like to watch the quarrel, go home and argue with your mother-in-law?

Hou Zhenpeng: These two women and children talk a lot.

Hou Zhenpeng: Auntie, because of what differences?

Chen Yinquan: What are the differences, I will tell you, first of all, my daughter-in-law dressed up I can't see, I tell you, she goes out in the summer, buys and buys breakfast, buys and buys fruits, do you know what she wears?

Hou Zhenpeng: What to wear?

Chen Yinquan: She, she wears pants.

Hou Zhenpeng: What's wrong with wearing pants?

Chen Yinquan: What's wrong? You said.

Hou Zhenpeng: We wear cool pants.

Chen Yinquan: Cool, she can't wear pants, I tell you about us Shanghainese, in Shanghainese, this is called.

Hou Zhenpeng: What is it called?

Chen Yinquan: Shorts.

Hou Zhenpeng: What do you mean?

Chen Yinquan: Shorts.

Hou Zhenpeng: Isn't that still pants?

Chen Yinquan: No, the shorts have a tone, it has the tone of Shanghai, pants, this is not OK.

Hou Zhenpeng: What do you always toss that pants for?

Chen Yinquan: No, I mean that.

Hou Zhenpeng: When we came to the show, we didn't say that the research pants were coming.

Chen Yinquan: What's the matter?

Hou Zhenpeng: Let's mainly talk about this house.

Chen Yinquan: The house.

Hou Zhenpeng: The daughter-in-law said that two sets of three suites are needed, and people can make sense.

Chen Yinquan: What is her reason?

Hou Zhenpeng: The first suite of people said that they lived.

Chen Yinquan: Live by yourself?

Hou Zhenpeng: Right.

Chen Yinquan: That's my own son, we Shanghainese, I'm 100 percent good to my son.

Chen Yinquan: That decoration house is hundreds of thousands of yuan, I already gave my son, I don't need her to tell me this truth, you know?

Hou Zhenpeng: Yes, the second suite, for your grandson.

Chen Yinquan: To which grandson?

Hou Zhenpeng: To your grandson.

Chen Yinquan: Where is my grandson?

Hou Zhenpeng: Where do I know?

Chen Yinquan: Do you make me a grandson?

Hou Zhenpeng: What's the matter with me, what's wrong with giving your grandson a set?

Chen Yinquan: I told everyone that it was okay not to mention the child, she and my son have been married for eight years, there are no children, my aunt is sixty-five years old this year, I can still live a few sixty-five.

Hou Zhenpeng: You live.

Chen Yinquan: You young people don't laugh, you have such a big idea, do you know what home is? There are old and young, and now you young people are in their thirties, and you don't want children in your forties, forcing your parents to die.

Hou Zhenpeng: Don't get too excited.

Chen Yinquan: What do I mean, I am sixty-five years old, I am in good health, I look at the children for you, I will live in a nursing home in the future, this does not broaden my heart, I can't all follow you, I tell you, now in your eyes, mobile phones are mom and dad, mom and dad are useless, so young people can't do it.

Hou Zhenpeng: Auntie, don't be too excited, everyone supports you, you don't get too excited, don't be too angry, you look at me, I.

Chen Yinquan: What do I see you doing?

Hou Zhenpeng: This Chinese New Year's Eve eight, no children, no children, thirty-eight, no children, no children, how good, thirty-eight no children, me.

Chen Yinquan: Boy, are you thirty-eight years old?

Hou Zhenpeng: Yes.

Chen Yinquan: Married or not?

Hou Zhenpeng: Married.

Chen Yinquan: Married at the age of thirty-eight and without children, are you sick?

Hou Zhenpeng: Whoever is sick, think about the benefits.

Chen Yinquan: How can you be so happy, "no children".

Hou Zhenpeng: We understand your feelings about holding your grandson.

Chen Yinquan: Yeah.

Hou Zhenpeng: I know you want to hold your grandson, but I really don't.

Chen Yinquan: I tell you that I am sick now, and I really, I see everyone as a grandson.

Hou Zhenpeng: Don't look at me, or you can look inside (the front).

Chen Yinquan: I'm too old, do you mean that?

Hou Zhenpeng: Auntie, I tell you, don't be too angry.

Chen Yinquan: I am not angry.

Hou Zhenpeng: I have good news for you, and you are very happy.

Chen Yinquan: What good news does Auntie have?

Hou Zhenpeng: Just now your daughter-in-law said that she is pregnant, is this also a manifestation of happiness?

Chen Yinquan: Yes, this is called the girl's heart.

Hou Zhenpeng: Why girlish heart, you are a young girl.

Chen Yinquan: I thank you.

Hou Zhenpeng: Let me ask you, do you like grandchildren or granddaughters?

Chen Yinquan: Of course, if you like grandchildren, granddaughters can also.

Hou Zhenpeng: Granddaughters can also, then you don't have grandchildren.

Chen Yinquan: It doesn't matter if you don't have a grandson.

Hou Zhenpeng: What to do?

Chen Yinquan: You make me a grandson.

Hou Zhenpeng: Me.

(End)