Zhang Zongchang: General Dog Meat prefers to be a soul poet, and every capital can make people laugh and cry

As the saying goes: It is not terrible to be a hooligan, but it is afraid that the hooligan has culture.

In the late Qing Dynasty, there was a rogue general Zhang Zongchang, known as the Dog Meat General and the Three Unknown Generals. Although he did not graduate from elementary school and only attended three years of school, he liked to write poetry very much, which was a clear stream in the warlord world.

Zhang Zongchang was born in Ye County, Shandong Province, his father died very early, and after his mother remarried, he was forced by life to come to the northeast. At that time, many parts of the northeast were occupied by Tsarist Russia, but they did not have the strength to rule. The Russians could not rule over these Chinese, so they recruited some Chinese as policemen. In this way, Zhang Zongchang became the police of the Russians. With the increase of power day by day, he can be said to be in the Circle of Chinese people to rain and wind. It is said that if the prostitutes at that time wanted to operate in the northeast, they also had to get the nod of this Zhang policeman, and when they met a good posture, it was impossible not to accompany Zhang Ye for a few nights.

Zhang Zongchang, who was born in poverty, in addition to eating, drinking and gambling, also learned fluent Russian, practiced a one-hundred-shot marksmanship, and finally succeeded in being counterattacked by a poor dick to become a well-known warlord of the Feng clan.

It is said that Zhang Zongchang, who became a warlord, usually likes to listen to those literati brag and pat themselves on the back, but he seems very different, and he actually likes to dance and ink in his spare time.

Perhaps he was born in mud legs, but later realized that his low level of education was a big problem, so he specially worshiped the former emperor Wang Shoupeng as a teacher to learn the writing of poetry and songs. In order to work his studies, he once pointed a gun at Mr. Teaching to let him teach for himself, which was undoubtedly a very important step for him to become a soul poet.

Once, when Zhang Zongchang was visiting Daming Lake, a famous place in Jinan, his entourage told him about a fragment of Liu Hu's description of Daming Lake in Jinan in "The Travels of the Old Remnant", and also mentioned to him Du Fu's poem describing Daming Lake, "Accompanying Li Beihai to feast on the pavilion":

The Eastern Domain is stationed in Soap Gai, and the Northern Nagisa Lingqing River.

Hai right this pavilion ancient, Jinan mingshi more.

Yun Shan has been revived, and Yu Pei is still a song.

Repair bamboo is not subject to heat, AC air surge waves.

What will happen to the sunset when you encounter the true sorrow.

Noble and lowly servants, from the public difficulty to heavy.

After listening to Du Fu's poem, zhang Zongchang did not know that the brain nerve was misplaced, and actually asked without a head: "Who is Du Fu of this lady?" Can he shoot cannons? Is he strong or is Lao Tzu strong? "You fucking mother can write poetry, and Lao Tzu will also, look at this poem of Daming Lake that I wrote:

Daming Lake, Ming Lake,

There are lotus flowers in Daming Lake,

There are toads on the lotus flowers,

Poke and jump.

Zhang Zongchang's poem "Daming Lake", although the language is vulgar and straightforward, is also very interesting. Although the sentence "Daming Lake, Ming Lake is big" looks decent, it is full of movement, just like the wide-angle lens of the movie, showing the wideness of the lake surface of Daming Lake, the words "there are lotuses" pull the picture from a distance to a near place, presenting the reader with the beautiful scene of Daming Lake full of flowers and lotus fragrance, "There are toads on the lotus flowers" began to turn the camera to close-up, turning static into motion, combining movement and static, so that the picture of Daming Lake becomes vivid, giving people an immersive reverie space. "One poke and one jump" shows the poet's naughtiness and childlike heart, which makes people smile when read.

Another time in Baotu Spring, someone recited to him the yuan dynasty calligrapher and painter Zhao Mengfu's chant about Baotu Spring: "The clouds and mist are steaming, and the sound of the waves is shaking Daming Lake." Before he could listen to others' explanations, Zhang Zongchang said impatiently: "What fucking mother's bullshit poem!" Lao Tzu couldn't understand a word! Watch Zhang Dashuai make a song. ”

Seeing that he was serious, he opened his mouth and jumped up a poem like this:

Baotu Spring, Spring Baotu,

Three strands of water, light grunting,

Gollum Gollum Light Gollum! ”

The people accompanying him wanted to laugh but did not dare to laugh, so they had to say perfunctorily: "Good, good, good." A good poem made by Zhang Dashuai! "Zhang Zongchang's strange literary talent is really unbearable to cry and laugh." However, Zhang Zongchang's "You Baotu Spring" also depicts the shape of Baotu Spring very vividly. Although the words are a little blunt, and it feels very earthy to read, it is also admirable to recite from the mouth of this big old man.

In fact, there are many poems about Zhang Zongchang, and you must know that people have also published a poetry collection "Imitation of Kun Poetry", which contains more than 200 of his poems! Here are a few excerpts of Zhang Dashuai's poems for everyone, in order to entertain readers, hoping to bring happiness and happiness to everyone!

Poop on snowy days

Heavy snow fell

Old dove nibbles on the bark

The wind blows cold ass

Better to be in the house

(This is a poem full of life, although the snowflakes are good, but the wind is not serious, showing that in the eyes of different people, snow is also a different existence.) ）

Tour Tarzan

From a distance, Tarzan is black and mushy, and the upper head is thin and the lower head is thick.

If Tarzan is turned upside down, the lower head is thin and the upper head is thick.

(This poem vividly expresses the characteristics of Tarzan, easy to understand, and makes people have a look at Tarzan...) I'm sorry I don't know how to make it up)

Laugh at Liu Bang

I heard that Xiang Yuli pulled up the mountain, and Liu Bang was scared to go.

Not The little Zhang Liang of the family, Grandma has long returned to Pei County

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I also write songs of the gale

The cannon opened to bombard his mother, and Wei Jia Hai Nei returned to his hometown.

Count the heroes Xi Zhang Zongchang, and the Ande giant whale swallows Fusang.

(This poem applies Liu Bang's "Song of the Great Wind", it is also very imposing to read, absolutely not to lose Liu Bang, although the language is vulgar, but I like the fiery energy of the last sentence of swallowing mountains and rivers, praise)

After we have enjoyed Zhang Zongchang's poems, we may not be able to adapt to this heavy taste for a while and a half. Then hurry up and re-read the works of Li Bai, Du Fu, Wang Wei and other poets in "Reading Poetry Every Day" to wash your eyes.

In my opinion, for Zhang Zongchang's poems, we do not say good or bad, good or bad, and do not care about their taste, but at least there is one point, Zhang Zongchang is worth learning from us, that is, others dare to write.

If you also love poetry, not only to read more poetry, but more importantly, to have creative inspiration, to write boldly, only in this way, your poetry level will continue to improve!