#New Year's Tell a New Joke #Snot Got Into Trouble Neighbor Little Me Made a Mistake and Was Beaten Up By His Mother, Just Finished, The Kid Couldn't Breathe, Crying and Rewarding A Careless Nose Attacked

#New Year's Say a New Joke # Snot gets into trouble

The neighbor's little me made a mistake and was beaten up by his mother, just finished, the child was really out of breath, crying and rewarding a careless nose to attack two dianpu bubbles, and laughed at himself. His mother thought he was not convinced. Punched again.

Wet poison

Once I went to the hospital for examination, the doctor came up and gave me a solemn face, you are toxic in the body... I was so frightened that my face turned green on the spot, and I immediately said, "Doctor, I have never touched a corpse!" The doctor said, "The wetness of the moisture..."

There is no terminal

Late at night, a girl caught the last bus, which had only two or three passengers. The girl inadvertently looked up and saw the electronic display screen in the car showing the words "No Terminal". The girl was excited, associated with ghost stories, and was scared out of cold sweat... After a few minutes, the display began to roll again, and this time she saw it all: "For you, satisfied that there is no terminal." ”