Figure | Back kitchen
Text | Miki porridge
Three things for the New Year, beauty, hair cutting and nail art.
Since giving birth to my second child, I have not had long hair, and the old mother who takes care of two small children can only desperately compress my own time in the 24-hour fortress.
After I had short hair, I learned that there is a fear in this world, called the fear of cutting my hair. Because short hair is trimmed frequently, every time I put my head in Tony's hands, it is an adventure.
The result is like a blind box, and the chance of cutting above the passing line each time is as low as smoking a hidden model. Sometimes it's miserable, sometimes it looks like a person, but you don't deserve gender.
I can't remember how many times I've had the embarrassing experience of being called Mr. Airport Starbucks after a short haircut (don't ask, I don't know why it's always at Airport Starbucks)...
So although short hair should be cut once a month, I will still endure until I can't stand it before I cut my hair. Finding the right hair stylist is harder than finding a husband. Find the wrong husband can also cover up, find the wrong hair stylist, he will make you faceless on the spot.
In thirty years of cutting hair, I have only met one suitable hair stylist, who is average but stable, and can make people walk out of the salon every time. He relied on the stability of his hand and bought a Mercedes-Benz in two or three years.
I thought that this Tony teacher should be able to do a good job in the store for a long time, so I charged thousands of dollars to add bricks and tiles to his stable development, and as a result, within two months, he ran away, saying that he owed a bunch of gambling debts... This story is good.
He just ran, but I was once again in trouble giving Tony a head test. Cut it, it is A shares into the market; do not cut it, afraid of cervical spondylosis. I was struggling, there was a Henan Tony teacher in the store who took the initiative to ask for help, saying that he was the god-level scissor hand in the store, in addition to being expensive, there was nothing wrong with it, and the cuts were all star heads.
I said that I am simple and unworthy of the star head, he said that it is okay, the star can get it, other hairstyles are not easy to come by?
Seeing that Teacher Tony is so strong and confident, I believed it, and I always thought that there was always a noble reason. Everyone probably has this life experience: sitting on Tony's chair, he is the scissor hand, and we only distribute heads.
I said, cut the back of your head and don't shave bald. He said that it was only by pushing off some that it seemed competent. I said, the hair curtain gives me a little longer to look good. He said that now that the bangs are cut short enough to be fashionable, has the star award ceremony seen it? They are all pursuing this international style.
I gave in and thought okay, international, ice and ice like that.
Teacher Tony in Henan has a scrupulous face, and the knife rises and falls, which is really called a Liso. Sigh, this craft dry haircut is really condescending, you should go to the circus to throw a flying knife. During the construction process, we talked about the egg cake at the corner of the door from the parents' short, movie music, and news hot searches.
Although interspersed with strange bragging and plausible sales, the overall atmosphere is friendly and harmonious. Therefore, I think the new hairstyle will not be bad, and his self-confidence will definitely have confidence.
Finally put back the glasses (850 degree vision can only see that your hair is black)... I found that this Tony teacher from Henan was not covered, and really cut out the star style for me. However, the star in his heart is not international ice, but Song Dandan, the goddess of the Spring Festival Gala...
This lesson made me understand a law of head-cutting: if you want to cut your face, you can't be afraid to spend money. Otherwise, more than 100 pieces want to pursue a master-level aesthetic? impossible.
Like 100 pieces of paintings bought back, all of which are the level of rural paste wallpaper, do you still want Monet's artistic conception? Paper money is not enough. When I had to cut my hair again, I went in and ordered the most expensive store manager to cut her hair.
The reason is simple, the most expensive, although not necessarily the best, but not always the worst. Right? And before cutting the hair, I took the hairstyle to communicate well, so as to avoid the last time the knife fell and could only be freely played.
After saying it many times, the store manager Tony said that he was confident. Then I closed my eyes and didn't say a word of nonsense, so as not to disturb the master's creative thinking. When the bangs were cut, I opened my eyes and felt that in my blurred vision, a pot lid appeared. Busy put on his glasses and looked at it, it was really a pot lid.
But I panicked a lot in my heart, and told the store manager Tony, do you want to look at the photos again? He confidently said that there was no need to. Now what you see is not the final result, as long as you thin down a little, you will immediately appear magical layering.
I believed. So when I walked out of the barbershop, I was carrying a layered lid worth more than 200 pieces. This lesson made me want to know the second law of shearing: the more confident Master Tony, the more outrageous. Spend two hundred want to be a Cai Xukun, go out and turn you into Wu Bai; think that you and Liu Haoran are different from this hairstyle distance, after the perm, I know that I am like Ma Yili; I look forward to becoming a free little fairy who can go out without taking care of it in the morning, and when I walk out of the barbershop, I may have to sigh, I and Dick Cowboy are almost a cowboy.
I really can't blame them for not working hard, blame themselves for not understanding, every Tony teacher has a punk hidden in his heart: crazy devils kill Matt, which is the fashion beauty they have created. No matter how the world changes, only the county wind will always be the love of Teacher Tony.
Therefore, the Spring Festival is risky. Those awesome town Tonies in Mom's mouth are all standardized production lines of the step-by-step cloud head, no matter what you ask, they will send you directly to the C position of square dance, smooth and silky.
There is a "hot head failure group" on Douban, in which countless people are injured by Tony's teacher and have insomnia. But there were still people who rushed to give Tony's head.
A girl said that she thought she would not post in the group, where did she have so much confidence. Maybe because I was looking for my father's friend to dye my hair, if I broke my hair, I would hurt my friend's face. She was careful, gave Teacher Tony a few illustrations, and said that as long as the micro-scroll, do you understand? He patted his chest and said, Yes, sister, I totally got what you mean!
While making the first small talk, Master Tony found out that the girl's father was his brother, and then immediately changed his mouth and said, Since you know me, I will not lie to you. Your hair is short and your head is large and not suitable for micro-curl fairy hair. The Barber's Way to Make Money: Then make you a Newton's head cover in minutes, so that the girl just wants to roll the floor in the barbershop and make him lose his head...
Many people say that a life that has not been hurt by Mr. Tony is incomplete. But in the face of haircutting, do we really need a complete life? NO！ We need the beauty of the lack that has not been pitted. It's just that the lack of beauty is Venus's broken arm, how can it be easily obtained by ordinary people? Even the star styling has repeatedly turned over, not to mention you and me.
I don't know if I have seen more head clippings and overturning, this generation of children are born to know head protection. Before I wanted to fix my daughter's bangs, I had to be persuaded to do a lot, and I had to buy milk tea to send gifts before I could take it to a high-end barbershop. A little fart looked at the barber with a suspicious face, his eyes sharp, to see if you dared to cut my head.
No matter how much the barber talks about her craft, it can't affect her in terms of hair length... Sigh, Tony's future days are afraid that it will not be easy to mix, and even the parents have opened a new chapter in their own chickens - it is time to send her husband to learn beauty salons...