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19 November is World Toilet Day, designated by the United Nations General Assembly, which aims to promote a clean, comfortable and hygienic toilet environment for all and to improve the health of all human beings.

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Qian Zhongshu also quoted many Chinese and foreign classics about Reading Books like Zhou Zuoren, and Yang Dai's "We Both" was followed by several portraits of Qian Zhongshu painted by their daughter Qian Zhen, including a "My father doing a major", which depicted the scene of Qian Zhongshu in "Necessary Place" and did not hold a book in his hand (Sanlian Bookstore, July 2003, first edition attached page).

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钱瑗绘“My father doing a major”图

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Bear the head to see the flowers| Andy: Out of the book

In the hometown of Phoenix, there used to be a kind of farmer who was a "dung customer" to collect the manure in the hut; when the dung was full, he also anxiously hoped that there would be a "dung customer" to subsidize the family. Listen to the conversation between:

"How is it so rare?"

"Where is it rare?" Two days ago, our old mother made a birthday, set up a banquet, came a lot of guests, you stir with a stick! Look at the oil and water. ”

They scooped the manure into the manure bucket, carried it to the manure boat one by one, and transported it upstream and downstream.

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Huang Yongyu "Twelve Scenes of Gong Gong" "The Past of the Phoenix Stilt House"

Huang Yongyu "Out of Gong Ruye"

"But, on the whole, I can say, and insist on, that all that wipes its ass is nothing compared to a fluffy goose, but when you take it, you have to bend its head between its legs. I vouch for it in honor, and you can totally believe it. Because the anus will feel an extraordinary pleasure, both the softness of the fluff and the warmth of the goose, the heat can go straight into the large intestine and small intestine, up the heart and brain. Don't think that the enjoyment of the heroes and immortals of Elysium, as the old ladies here say, is just lilies, elixirs or nectar, and their enjoyment (in my opinion) is to wipe their butts with a goose, and this is the idea of the Scottish Master John [referring to the philosopher Dunce Scott]. ”

Chapter 13 of the first part of Rabelais's "The Legend of the Giants" "How Gao Lang Gujie saw his amazing wisdom in the way Gao Kang wiped his ass" (Translated by Cheng Yuting)

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Deborah Frazier, fromThe Porcelain Godby Julie Horan 1996

"Porcelain God" refers to Queen Victoria's marriage before "discovering" toilet paper from her husband, Prince Albert, a German, who married in 1840, and it is conceivable that the British rarely used paper toilets before. At Cambridge University, where most of your children are enrolled, toilet paper seems to be common. In 1843, Queen Victoria visited Jian Da, walked on the banks of the Sword River, saw a lot of paper floating on the surface of the water, apparently the students threw the swab paper into the Sword River after going to the toilet, and the Queen, who lived in the deep palace, asked Dr. Wei Weiwei, the dean of Trinity College, who accompanied her, what kind of paper? The doctor laughed and said, "This is a notice that you are not allowed to swim in the river!" ”

Lin Xingzhi", "Poop" Ancient and Modern Talk"

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