The classic fragment of the fortieth dream of the Red Chamber in which Grandma Liu teased everyone, and it was recommended not to watch it when eating

The fortieth time of the Dream of the Red Chamber (that is, the classic clip of Liu Grandma's second entry into the Grand View Garden) liu grandma amusing everyone, only this paragraph can be one of the world's famous works! Less gossip, on the original text:

Grandma Liu sat down and picked up the spoon, heavy and unhunished. It was originally Feng Jie and Mandarin Duck who agreed to take a pair of elderly four-lined ivory gold-encrusted chopsticks with Grandma Liu. Grandma Liu saw this and said, "This fork climber is heavier than the shovel there, and he has been sharpened there." The crowd laughed. I saw a daughter-in-law standing in the local area with a box, and a lady came up and removed the lid of the box, which contained two bowls of vegetables. Li Yi took a bowl and placed it on Jia Mu's table. Sister Feng picked a bowl of pigeon eggs and placed them on Grandma Liu's table. Jia Mu said "please" here, and Grandma Liu stood up and said in a loud voice: "Old Liu, old Liu, eat a lot like an ox, eat an old sow without looking up." But he was silent with his cheeks. The crowd was first frightened, and then when they heard it, they laughed up and down. Shi Xiangyun couldn't hold back, and a mouthful of rice spewed out; Lin Daiyu laughed and gasped, crouching on the table and calling "Hi Yo"; Bao Yu rolled into Jia Mu's arms earlier, and Jia Mu smiled and put her arms around Bao Yu and called her "heart liver"; Madame Wang smiled and pointed at Sister Feng and could only say a word; Aunt Xue couldn't hold back, and the tea in her mouth sprayed Tan Chun's skirt; the rice bowl in Tan Chun's hand was all closed on Yingchun's body; Xi Chun left his seat and pulled his grandmother to rub his intestines. There is no one in the underground who does not bend over and bend his back, there are also those who hide out and squat and laugh, there are also those who can't bear to laugh and change clothes for his sisters, and the only one who supports the phoenix sister Mandarin duck and the duck only wants to let Grandma Liu. Grandma Liu picked up the spoon, only to feel that she did not listen, and said: "The chickens here are also handsome, and the eggs laid are also small and strange." And I'll pick one. The crowd laughed and laughed when they heard this. Jia Mu's tears came out of her laughter, and Amber pounded in the back. Jia Mu smiled and said, "This must be the feng yatou urging the narrow ghost to make trouble, don't believe his words." That Liu Grandma was praising the small size of the egg, to pick one, Sister Feng smiled: "One or two silver one, you try it, it is not delicious when it is cold." "Grandma Liu stretched out the spoon to clip, where it was clipped up, there was a good time in the bowl, it was easy to pick up one, only to stretch her neck to eat, but it slid down and rolled underground, busy putting down the spoon to pick it up herself, and someone underground picked it up earlier. Grandma Liu sighed, "One or two pieces of silver, and if you don't hear a sound, it's gone." ”

With the 87 version of the image of Grandma Liu played by Teacher Sha Yuhua to see and think, do not laugh at your spray rice is strange. "The fork crawler is heavier than the iron lift, where can you sharpen it", this is a vivid and vivid rural colloquialism. "Old Liu, old Liu, eats a lot like a cow, eats an old sow without looking up." But he was silent. This is another wonderful talk show, which is amazing!

How a wonderful way to see what everyone laughs like: Shi Xiangyun sprayed rice, Lin Daiyu laughed, holding the table and shouting, "Oh; Baoyu rolled into Jia Mu's arms (you can imagine how this rolling word was made), Madame Wang was so happy that she couldn't speak, Aunt Xue sprayed the tea industry to explore Chun's face, Tan Chun put the rice on Yingchun's body, Xi Chun let her mother rub her intestines, everyone laughed forward and backward, some hid out of the music, and some held back to change clothes for TanChun and Yingchun.

There is also the lower Liu Grandma called the quail egg a chicken, saying that this chicken looks handsome (four sounds in the Northeast dialect), and the egg is also small. Not only are the people at the scene happy because she has not seen it, the reader must also be happy because of her lack of knowledge, but it is not ridicule, but it is reasonable, as we ordinary people have not experienced it and have not thought about it, so it is so interesting. If you compare this section to cross-talk, then Cao Xueqin's section is considered to be the "learning" in the study of comic singing, and it is a top learning, there is no one!

At the end, Grandma Liu sighed about one or two silver things, and it was gone without listening to a ring, is it like Sun Wukong playing the first life fruit that fell to the ground and disappeared? There are also eight precepts to eat ginseng fruit into the stomach, without tasting the taste to create!

This time, Jia Mu explained the types of yarn and let the family music officer play next to the water, which not only saw Jia Mu's insight, but also saw that she knew life very well. This time, I also saw the layout of Daiyu, Tanchun and Baochao's rooms. You can see that everyone is extraordinary!

A short piece of brick throwing, welcome to read the original dream of the Red Chamber [Yay]