I had a little donkey that I never rode until one day I met Avanti

Can pinch will count

Avanti sat by a river, and people asked him: Avanti, everyone says you can pinch and count, so how many buckets of water can you hold if the water in this river is measured in barrels?

Tell you this, if the river is as big as the bucket, there is only one bucket of water in the river; if the bucket is half the size of the river, there are only two buckets of water in the river.

Avanti replied

The county magistrate with his donkey

The county magistrate's donkey was lost, and he brought Avanti to him and said, "Avanti, you have lost your donkey many times, and you have experience in finding a donkey, please help me find it."

Avanti began walking the streets looking for donkeys, but he sang as he walked.

A friend saw him so happy and asked: Avanti, you are so happy, I am afraid there is something happy! The county magistrate's donkey is missing, and I'm looking for his donkey! Avanti replied.

The county magistrate's donkey is lost, you should be in a hurry, what other song is sung?

The friend asked strangely.

It is because he lost the donkey that I sang, and if one day he himself loses it, I will hold a feast to celebrate! Avanti replied

My name is Bribery

One day, Avanti came to Kazi to complain.

What is your name?

Kaz asked.

My name is Bribery! Avanti replied.

Where did it come from?

Kazi asked with a smile.

I heard that you like bribery, so I changed my name to bribery.

Avanti said.

Where is hell?

One day the king asked Avanti, "Where is the location of the eighteenth floor of hell?"

Your Majesty.

I think the eighteen layers of hell are probably underneath the eighteen dungeons that belong to you.

Avanti replied

Weigh your conscience

There is a profiteer in the city who sells meat and is always short of two pounds.

One day, Avanti came to buy meat again, and he gave Avanti half a pound less than a pound of meat.

Avanti came to him angrily and asked: Hey! Why did you give me half a pound less meat?

No way, my scale is a unique crosshair scale.

The profiteer argued.

Well, please weigh your conscience with this unique crosshair scale! Avanti said.

Look at dreams

One day in the middle of the night, Avanti pushed his wife and said, "Child mother, hurry up and get my glasses!" “

"What do you do with your glasses this midnight?"

"I had a dream to look good, but there are some places where I just can't see clearly," Avanti said