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Chongzhen, as a famous king of the fallen country in the history of our country, has countless topics about him on the Internet.
Some people say that his character defects were huge and led to the demise of the Ming Dynasty; some people say that the Ming Dynasty government has long been rotten, and Chongzhen is just unlucky to destroy the country; others say that the Ming Dynasty could have lived for a few more years, but Chongzhen ruled the country too fiercely, so the Ming Dynasty fell early; others say that natural disasters and man-made disasters are frequent, and whoever comes to power in the Ming Dynasty is going to die...
One of these topics, which is very different from the traditional style of discussion, asks in a soul-from-soul question:
So, if you were Chongzhen, what would you do?
Influenced by the novel in recent years, this question has aroused the strong interest of the majority of netizens, and many people who answer the quirks, the whimsical people, and the murderous people.
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Now a little tidying up and adapting, picking out some for readers to appreciate, Bo Jun smiled.
Whimsical class
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"I... I am the Emperor??? Come on people! Come on people! Immediately go to the Western Regions to find one or two brilliant colors for Yuan, and now you will open branches and leaves for Daming! Remember! Look for it in the photo below! ”
"Ai Qing misunderstood, is this a lust for women?" He was paralyzing Wei Zhongxian! ”
"In addition, hurry up and negotiate peace with those Jurchens outside the Guanwai, and look upset when they fight and kill all day long, and want to be harmonious and know not?"
"It's not that we don't care about the savages, we are not very good militarily, but we can engage in 'cultural export', find a few pen holders to write some soft text, the purpose should reflect 'freedom, human rights' or something... The most important thing is that there is "Shock! Da Yu'er actually came out of her uncle's house late at night! "Is it true love or bad luck?" Dorgon and his sister-in-law are in love! 》...... Some small articles, immediately ordered the craftsmen to print 100,000 copies, scattered to all parts of the Guanwai, kept for less than half a month, the Emperor Taiji vomited blood and died, Dolgun entered the customs please surrender, the Manchurians did not attack themselves! ”
"Domestic trouble, so be it!" Let Jin Yiwei go to the countryside to carry out land reform, and he will cut from his relatives. Also, immediately go to Yinchuanyi to find a man named Li Zicheng, preferably zhang Xianzhong, and find out, and these two people will be taken to the capital at once, and they will be made high-ranking officials..."
"Remember to go to Guangzhou and Macao to find foreigners, as long as they are willing to sell foreign guns and cannons, tea porcelain silk and so on, how much to give!"
"Well, I'm going to go to the harem to have a look, and don't bother you until the Western Beauty comes!" Admire this! ”
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"Quickly cut down the old crooked neck tree on Jingshan Mountain!"
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"Quickly find Li Zicheng, and ask for an invitation, a surname, and a Zen rang!"
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"I'm sorry, please call me Comrade Zhu Youjian instead of shouting 'Emperor'!" Are you still not going to go with me? Well, then I can only go to Shangluoshan alone to find Comrade Li Zicheng to fight a guerrilla war..."
Murderous class
"Come and listen!
First, Jinyiwei, East Factory, and West Factory have been comprehensively expanded, and the conditions for those who are fierce and fierce can be appropriately reduced.
Second, start to investigate the illegal acts of the clans of the various clan kings, and once it is true, kill!
Jiangnan gentry and rich merchants have been rampant in the local area for many years, and the crimes will never be less than the clans of the various clan kings, the Jinyi Wei special office, the killer, kill!
Third, Shanxi Eight people have been smuggling my Daming weapons, rice grain and selling them to Manchuria for many years, killing!
Fourth..."
"Pass on the will, seal Li Zicheng as the King of Qin, give the surname Zhu, seal Zhang Xianzhong, and give the surname Zhu." In addition, He secretly ordered Li Zicheng to enter the Capital Face Saint. ”
When Li Zicheng entered the palace, he taught the machine in person: "If the prince is not Xiao, Ai Qing can replace him..."
After the arrangements were made, he immediately went to Macao, Guangdong, to find foreigners to enter opium, the more the better, and then all of them were sold outside the customs to kill the Manchurians, if the effect was not good or ineffective, then the loan was purchased and sold again.
When the funds are almost returned, guanwai should also be opium ghosts, and the wang division of the first brigade can attack it, and when it is time to receive full credit.
In the first step, I ordered Wei Zhongxian to loot the wealth of all sides.
The second step, in the name of going to Nanjing to worship the ancestors, immediately went south with money and abandoned the north.
In the third step, on the way south, all the clan kings raided their families and exterminated their families, and scattered their money to recruit soldiers and horses.
The fourth step is to lead the absolute military force into Nanjing, overthrow all the old forces, and we will be reborn as a great ming nirvana.
Life-saving first category
Following the example of the late Eastern Han Dynasty, the central government was decentralized to the localities, allowing the localities to collect taxes and recruit troops for training.
Judging from the results of the two dynasties at the end of the Han Dynasty and the end of the Tang Dynasty, Li Zicheng and Zhang Xianzhong's peasant army was most likely wiped out, but the situation of the whole country rising up and dividing one side was inevitable, and I (Chongzhen) was either a puppet or abolished by a powerful warlord, and the result would not be too good anyway.
The only consolation is that the Manchurians will not enter the Central Plains.
First of all, I want to do everything I can to run to Nanjing, and the face can be called "patrol hunting" and "ancestor worship", and I can run directly without a face and throw Beijing to those ministers who are "righteous and righteous".
When I arrived in Nanjing, I directly pushed it down and started over.
Want me to go back to Beijing to "guard the country's door"? I'm sorry, the canal is blocked, I have a cold, halfway through my wife was born in Nanjing, it is dragging, it is not back.
When Li Zicheng or the Manchurians entered Beijing, I would condemn those who surrendered, and I would commend the martyrs, and if all the waste in the imperial court was dead, I would be able to defend Nanjing well, wouldn't it be good to be like the Southern Song Dynasty?
The strongest stallion style
Choose a concubine, desperately choose a concubine.
After playing for two years, when they are ready to go to Nanjing, who dares to jump out and oppose, either kill their heads or be exiled, or run to Nanjing anyway.
After arriving in Nanjing, I began to choose concubines, and after watching the northern girls for a lifetime, it was time to change my style.
Taking advantage of the fact that the south was still relatively stable and safe, except for the concubines, the other human and material resources were all concentrated to create a water division, if possible, it was most like Zheng He.
Then follow up with the selection of concubines, two or three years later it is estimated that the sailor is OK, if not ok, Shuo is not in a hurry, you can use this time to go to Guangdong Macao to contact the foreigners, how many foreign guns and cannons to buy, the most important thing is to choose a few Western women to fill the harem, the age can not exceed 18, must be white legs, long waist, narrow chest, must be carefully selected by eunuchs.
Jinyi Wei East Factory West Factory to vigorously develop, those rich and oily clan king merchants to one by one pulled out to wipe the neck and bleed, in addition, we must pay attention to whether there are beautiful folk women, before the frequent selection of concubines is indeed covetous of beauty, but the selection of folk women is simply for "fun with the people" and "mingle with the people", you aiqing must not be misunderstood.
At this time, Li Zicheng had almost entered Beijing, and the Manchurians outside the Guanzhou were also poised to attack, and at this time, He could board the water division that had been practicing for many years.
Going north can raid the manchu homeland; eastward into the Americas can not only establish the Daming colony, but also bring some high-yield crops such as corn and sweet potatoes back to the Central Plains, so that our Daming grain is safe; to the west, you can establish diplomatic relations with the vast number of third world countries, and gain an overwhelming advantage in international public opinion, but the tribes have sent their daughters to Daming, which makes Yuan a little headache; the most critical thing is to go south, Australia has been isolated from the world for many years, and the kangaroo world is unique to this place, and it is born to have a kangaroo to ride, and die without regrets!
Within a few years, the Manchurians, who had been robbing their homes for several years, could not stand it and began to enter the customs and ask for surrender, while the domestic people had already eaten corn and sweet potatoes to vomit, and no one rebelled.
Li Zicheng had nowhere to go, and he knew his daughter very well, and since he was a family, he was also a great man of heaven.
Enron returned to Beijing, looking at the capital city that had been separated for many years, and decided to start choosing a concubine immediately.
At this moment, the Ming Dynasty is like the sun in the sky, and the surrounding countries have paid tribute to the DPRK, and after focusing on the criteria for the selection of concubines in Korea, Japan, Manchuria, and Manchuria, they found emissaries from southeast Asian countries, and then handed them some seeds.
Two years later, he set out from Beijing on a cruise south, and when he passed through the Fujian border, the pirate Zheng Zhilong disembarked and asked him to surrender, and looking at his future son, he sent him a task: to wipe out all the Dutch on the island of Taiwan.
After arriving in Guangzhou, the Southeast Asian countries have brought everything that Yuanyuan asked them to plant, looking at these beautiful flowers, and then boiling them into thick juice, and then evaporating the water to make a piece of black paste.
All nations come to the dynasty
Ten years later, when the Ming Navy besieged London, the commander of the Navy forced the British to sign the Treaty of London, and then the Daming Navy ran rampant, and all the Countries of Europe and the United States submitted.
At this point, world history has finally begun to enter the modern era...
After reading the many answers of the majority of netizens, do you have your own ideas? If so, please leave a message.