Today for you to share a few interesting poems, may you wake up in the morning with a smile, there is happiness in your dreams!
01
Xie Jin and Zhu Yuanzhang (I)
Zhu Yuanzhang was very appreciative of Xie Jin's talent. One day, he suddenly said to Xie Jin: "There was joy in the palace last night, don't you make a poem?" ”
Xie Jin immediately thought that there might be a birth of a prince, and immediately exported a sentence:
The king descended on the golden dragon last night
Zhu Yuanzhang said, "The birth is a girl." Xie Jin's brain turned sharply, and he chanted the second sentence:
Transform into Chang'e under the nine weights
Zhu Yuanzhang then said, "Unfortunately, he is already dead." Xie Jin immediately followed up:
It is not expected that the world can not stay
This sentence treats its misfortune as "only then did he go down and go again or ascend to heaven", which is wonderful. Zhu Yuanzhang followed, "I have already thrown her into the water." Xie Jin immediately chanted:
Turn over and jump into the Crystal Palace
Only dragon species can do this, and this sentence echoes the first sentence, which is even better.
02
Xie Jin and Zhu Yuanzhang (II)
One day Xie Jin and Zhu Yuanzhang were fishing in the pond in the royal garden, Xie Jin had good skills, and caught several big fish in succession, while the emperor fished for half a day and found nothing, very embarrassed and depressed. Xie Jin said, "Emperor, didn't you find that fish know such etiquette?" The Emperor listened and asked, "What do you mean by that?" Xie Jindao, there are poems as evidence:
A few feet of silk into the water,
The golden hook was thrown away without a trace.
Where the fish do not dare to go to the heavens,
Long live the king only fishes for dragons.
Zhu Yuanzhang LongYan Dayue: "That's the way it is!" ”
03
Tang Bohu: This mother-in-law is not a person
A rich man held a birthday banquet for his mother and invited Tang Bohu many times, but Bohu could not resign and had to attend. During the banquet, the rich man asked Bo Hu to congratulate him on his motif poem, and Bo Hu was not easy to resign in front of everyone, but took advantage of the wine to write the first sentence:
This mother-in-law is not human
The five rich brothers suddenly had anger on their faces, the "mother-in-law" had a contemptuous meaning, and the evaluation of "not a person" could not stand it. Bo Hu did not think so, dipped in ink a little, and inscribed the second sentence:
Nine days of fairies under mortal dust
The faces of the five rich brothers immediately turned cloudy and clear, and there was applause in the hall. The applause did not stop, and Bo Hu wrote a third sentence with a wave of his hand:
All five men were thieves
Does this have to be done? The five rich brothers were furious and almost swung their fists, although the accumulation process of wealth was indeed suspected of theft, but they could not be humiliated by so many people! Bo Hu smiled slightly and wrote down the last sentence:
Stole the peach and offered it to his mother
The guests applauded thunderously, and the five rich brothers raised their eyebrows and smiled. Five people can go to heaven to steal peaches, and it is not a common man. The Nine Heavenly Fairies ate the peach that could live a long life, but the longevity was boundless! This ass shot is thrilling and wonderful.
04
Zhu Zhishan inscription painting
When Zhu Zhishan, who was also a talented son in Jiangnan, went to Tang Bohu's house to stay, Hangzhou Taishou Muming took out a painting and handed it to Tang Bohu to ask him to write a poem.
Zhu Zhishan asked for 200 taels of silver. Taishou where to give up so much, only sent 100 taels. Wish Zhishan great displeasure.
He unfolded the scroll, and saw that the painting was a dock, and there were several willows on the shore, and there were several partridges and Du Yu (cuckoo birds) on the willows, a small boat moored under the willow tree, a man in the shape of a merchant standing on the bow of the boat as if to go far, and a woman standing on the shore, her face now clinging to the reluctance. Zhu Zhishan meditated for a moment and wrote the next four sentences:
A big willow tree to the east
A big willow tree to the west
A big willow tree to the south
A big willow tree to the north
Write it down, and ask Bo Hu to take it and give it to Taishou.
Where is this poetry? How could this be a poem by Zhu Zhishan? Taishou was furious after watching it, and Ordered Bohu to ask Zhu Zhishan to return 100 taels of silver and compensate for the value of the wasted painting. Bo Hu told Zhu Zhishan one by one.
Zhu Zhishan said, "He only gave me half of the silver, so I only wrote half of my poems." You ask him to make up the silver, and I write the other half, which will greatly increase the value of his painting. ”
Bo Hu had to run to tell Taishou. Tai Shou actually looted countless assets, originally did not care about these 100 taels, just wanted to suppress people with officials, unwilling to satisfy him all, and now at this point, there is no way, only to agree.
But he insisted on giving him silver in public during the feast and asking him to write the second half of the poem in public—he actually wanted Zhu Zhishan to be ugly, because he felt that the first four sentences were so vulgar that Zhu Zhishan would not come up with a good poem no matter how much he wrote it.
On this day, the Taishou official residence was full of high-ranking friends. After three rounds of wine, the too guarded ordered to take out the silver, and at the same time the pen and ink waited. Zhu Zhishan laughed and took the silver and wrote the following question:
Let you go east, west, north and south,
Countless
The general department can not live in Lang Zhou.
Partridge over here,
Over there call du yu,
A voice: "No way, brother!" ”
A voice: "Better to go back!" ”
Everyone present was stunned! With the latter few sentences, the theme of "farewell" and the woman's reluctance to leave the man's mentality are vividly expressed, and the first four vulgar words are suddenly transformed into magic. In a roar of admiration, Zhu Zhishan took the silver and went away with Tang Bohu.
05
A monk and Zhu Yuanzhang
When The Ming Emperor Zhu Yuanzhang did not ascend the throne, he once led troops to Buruo'an in a certain place in Anhui. The monk did not know who he was, so he asked him for his honorific surname. Zhu Yuanzhang thought to himself, I am all over the world, but you still ask me my name, which is really very unusual. But he had also been a monk before, and if he didn't have a seizure, he ignored him and only inscribed a poem on the wall:
Kill a million soldiers in Jiangnan,
The sword around his waist was bloody.
The wild monk does not know the hero Lord,
Just ask for your name.
The poems are written very arrogantly, arrogantly, arrogantly. After finishing the poem, he led the soldiers away.
A few years later, Zhu Yuanzhang became emperor, and even sent someone to Buruo'an to check whether the imperial inscription poem was still there. Got the reward that the poem has been washed away. Zhu Yuanzhang was furious and sent someone to arrest the monks to behead them.
The monk did not want to die so soon, and immediately said that there was an important reason to wash away the emperor's poems, and the emperor asked: "What is the reason, say it quickly!" The monk trembled and wrote a poem to present:
Imperial pen inscription poems do not dare to stay,
Stay behind for fear of ghosts.
Therefore wash the Fa water gently,
There is still a heroic light shooting bullfighting!
The emperor's poems even worried about the ghosts and gods, which was really powerful! Although washed, haoguang can rush to the douju and oxen outside the sky, the emperor's poetry god! Naturally, the emperor left his life.