Joke: How do doctors teach their children to write homework?

Everyday Jokes:

Xiao Jun's parents are both doctors. Dad was a surgeon and Mom was an internist.　　One night, when my mother was on the night shift, Xiaojun took the homework book and asked my father to check it. Dad looked at it, pointed to the book and said, "This word is crooked, that word is missing a leg, I see that your problem is very serious!" Xiao Jun's face turned red.　　After a while, Xiao Jun corrected his homework. Dad looked at it and said happily, "Well, there are no external injuries." "Dad, is there a wrong question?" Xiao Jun asked.　　Only to hear the father answer unhurriedly: "Son, I am only responsible for surgery, the wrong question belongs to the internal medicine department, look for your mother." ”

The foreign company came to a foreign director, and the Chinese was not bad. In the afternoon, the supervisor called the customer and said, "Is it a wild species?" He said, is it a wild species? After listening to the customer connect, he scolded loudly: "You are the wild seed, your whole family is a wild seed!" After saying that, he hung up the phone, and everyone looked at the customer list in his hand, and it turned out to be Ye Zong.

A couple questioned a store manager and said, "Last week, we bought an ivory box here, which was identified as made of fake ivory. ”

The manager said: "Under the current technological conditions, it is also very possible for elephants to install dentures. ”

Dropping bombs in public toilets – provoking public outrage (feces)

Chinese parenting standards: fat when you are young, have good grades in school, and make more money when you grow up!