#Winter Life Punch Season #Of all the housework talk, I feel that the trickiest thing to influence is buying vegetables. But what can be done? You can't help but eat! The problem is this "tigress" at home.
In fact, I am not afraid to buy vegetables, I am afraid that my wife will come home to review the price. "Hey, I said, you've been deceived by a liar once, and you've been deceived twice, can't you learn to be good?" When I truthfully quoted the price of the vegetables I bought, the "tigress" often quoted the scriptures to teach me.
"Alas! What's the fuss? Isn't it three or five bucks? I have so much time to grind their teeth! ＂
"You are generous, but you know: you are not poor in food and clothing, and you cannot count on being poor for a lifetime." She moved out the famous words of her mother's grandmother, which she had said many times.
It is difficult for a clean official to break the housework, and it is not good at all. Such a trivial matter, who can give you a clear distinction between right and wrong. But then again, the rain is not much wet clothes, and the words are not much annoying. Husbands and wives often do these small things, just like the stage before the big drama starts, the ding-dong is endless, and it is also quite nerve-wracking.
One day, I was inspired by my son's lying and dodging a "blow". Right? Learn to be obedient, simply report the good news and not the worry. Later, my wife found that the dishes I bought every time were cheap and good. My wife praised me like she was boasting, saying that I would buy vegetables and learn to be good.
But the good times were short-lived. Once, he was stabbed by his six-year-old son who took him to buy vegetables. "Okay! I think you learned to be obedient, it turned out to be an ear covering. It's not our family that suffers! ＂
＂...... Didn't I say earlier, I'm a layman buying vegetables, you do it for you! Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ＂
"No, don't smile hippie, I have to tell you to become an insider, this Sunday follow me to the vegetable market, baojiao baohui!" ＂
I secretly cried bitterly, and said in a deliberative tone: "A technological innovation in the factory is catching up with the bones, and I have to work overtime on Sundays. "No! Don't scare me, your overtime is not arranged in the factory, there is no overtime pay. The words of the "tigress" are in the dictionary, and they are justified, and I have nothing to say.
On Sunday, my wife dragged my son ahead of me, and I followed closely behind with my bag.
In the vegetable market, chicken, fish, meat and eggs, melons, fruits and vegetables are all available. In the past, when I bought vegetables, my hands were already full in eight minutes. But today, a long street, from south to north, walked for nearly an hour and a half, carrying a chicken in both hands. I thought I couldn't do the work I had to do, and I was furious. However, the wife has no intention of stopping, walking and stopping, sometimes asking for prices, sometimes bargaining, I really admire her patience, and I dare not say more. After more than half an hour, I finally stopped in front of a fish stall.
"Why sell fish?" "Silver carp five dollars five, crucian carp ten dollars a small bucket, bluefish ... The fishmonger's voice was loud and he quoted the price of the fish in one breath.
"Are you talking about the asking price, or the selling price?" ＂
"Selling price, don't talk about false heads, it's the same everywhere!" ＂
"Go! Don't eat fish today, buy crabs to eat, today's crabs are cheap. "My wife pulled up the child, looked at me and left.
"Hey, don't go!" I really want to buy a good negotiation, see you are familiar with the face, is an old patron, preferential points. The fishmonger said, putting on his gloves, "What fish do you want?" ＂
"Silver carp. "How about five pieces?" You see, it's alive and kicking. ＂
"Too expensive, four pieces of eight, sell it, don't sell it, don't sell it, and it's not a bad mouth, don't eat uncomfortable." ＂
"Four pieces of eight? Can't sell! ＂
"Don't sell it!" "Say the wife got up and wants to go again."
"Alas—don't go. I really want to sell it to you today, copy it, and return block six. ＂
"Okay! It's not that the kids want to eat, I really don't want to buy it. However, the price is clear, and the scale head should be true. One less penalty ten, I have acquaintances in the Industrial and Commercial Bureau. ＂
"What's the word, look, two pounds and half two pounds, count two pounds, talk about credibility!" ＂
I reached out and took the fish, yes, it was more than two pounds, and I felt very heavy, and it was getting heavier and heavier.... I suddenly realized the most fashionable saying at the moment: time is money.
