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Those little tricks that boys never change

Some of the behaviors of boys really don't change from childhood to old age. Recently, I really feel deeply, because two small things have slowly grown up, and many behaviors are really spontaneous as a boy, without being taught by others, these little tricks are really making people cry and laugh.

Those little tricks that boys never change

I once heard a talk show talk show beanie say a paragraph about boys:

You go to the boys' dorm, knock on the door, and yell at the door, "Go?" "You will find that at the same time, a bunch of people will stand up and follow you, and they don't know what to do, but when they hear "go?" they will follow, and a bunch of boys will walk on the road together, and they don't know what to do, so they leave.

Those little tricks that boys never change

When I was in piano lessons a few days ago, the teacher asked the children to sing to their mothers, coaxed their mothers to sleep, and before they were ready to start, I lay on the piano, and the back of my head was facing him, and as a result, he didn't sing to me at all, but was pulling my hair, like when I was a child, I was pulled by the same table, and seeing that I didn't react, he began to rub my hair. At this time the teacher called him to sing, he only began to sing, I turned around and lay on the piano to continue to pretend to sleep, he sang while helping me to pull off the hair that covered my eyes, clumsily poked my eyelids, making me cry and laugh, worthy of praise This bear child at least tried to use gentle techniques, not blind "violence".

Those little tricks that boys never change

The teacher nodded his name again at this time. "You can't coax your mother to sleep, can you?" I thought he would feel embarrassed, but instead of being embarrassed, he helped me straighten my hair and whispered to me, "Mom, just lie down and close your eyes." "That gentleness, am I in love with my son?" Is this boy so seductive? Dumbfounding.

Those little tricks that boys never change

Once when I came home from work, so tired that I was slumped on the couch, he quietly came over to scare me, and I had already seen him in my eyes, and I was not frightened by him. "I'm prepared, you can't scare me." I confidently said to give him a look, I did not expect that in the next hour, he looked for all kinds of opportunities to scare me, kitchen, bathroom, folding clothes, bedroom, caught the opportunity to scare me, and finally once I was seriously looking at the little teacher's guestbook, he suddenly appeared, scared me to sit on the ground, he rolled happily to the ground.

Those little tricks that boys never change

When I got up in the morning, in order to grab the starting position of [Mother Dressed], the two wrestled into a ball, the head was overhead, no one would give in, the brother was skilled, suddenly flashed, the younger brother fell on the horse, I and my brother laughed next to me, the younger brother himself also laughed, an arrow rushed into my arms, refused to come down, the brother was helpless, I was holding the younger brother while dressing the brother. The joy of boys is that no one suffers losses, and no one lets anyone.

Those little tricks that boys never change

The younger brother got the snacks he liked to eat, the brother actually did not like to eat, but because the younger brother was very protective of food, seeing the brother walking towards him began to wow and scream, the brother was like turning on the switch that angered the younger brother, from time to time deliberately approaching him to make a gesture to grab, the younger brother began to howl and cry, the brother laughed and left, and then walked over to pretend to grab, within 10 minutes the brother "gestured" 10 times, the younger brother cried 10 times, I thought that this time the father was going to coax, and the result was that the father also joined the battle, and the brother made a gesture from the left. The younger brother held the food high with his right hand, the father made a gesture from the right, and the younger brother took the food back into his arms, crying in horror. My brother was about to get spoiled, and I leaned out of the kitchen and held my brother to let him finish eating well, and if I didn't stop it, I felt like they could play for an afternoon.

Those little tricks that boys never change
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