Recently, Sima Daxia's 6 "Thief's Writings" can be described as pearls of characters, evidence-based, and almost ironclad knocking out the "pot" behavior of "so-and-so thinking" and "so-and-so biography". (This person's name is too big, I am just a flat-headed commoner, according to the rules, so I am not qualified to mention his name directly, once mentioned, the light deducts the "credit score" and cannot be issued, and the heavy will be banned ➕ and deleted, so it is not mentioned as the only choice.) If you can't read it, please understand it. )
To express your opinion, you have to act like a thief. I'm so hard
As a result, "so-and-so" is not a dry meal, according to Sima Daxia's publicity, "so-and-so" first moved money to tempt it, and the result was that the hero was not moved.
Send you money directly, do you dare to take it?
Then, the public relations department of "A Certain Thought" plans to send a beautiful girl "Little Joe", set up a banquet with wine, and meet Sima Daxia at night.
Since it is a banquet with wine, the wine will certainly not be the two pots of three or five pieces and a bottle drunk by the ordinary people.
Of course, the key to the wine invited by "so-and-so Tarzan Big Brother" is never the price, and the inevitable degree will not be low.
In this way, the spirits are at the banquet, the beauty is on the side, the wine has passed three rounds, and after the wine is full, it is almost impossible to think of something that does not happen. (If it doesn't happen, it has to happen)
Pretty Girl PR (make it up, anyway, it's a similar Pretty Girl)
Of course, at that time, even if the "old Sima" is really old and the beauty is in his arms, he can still be like "Liu Xia Hui who sits in his arms", then it will be easy to do.
Your Sima Bao Sword can be old, but with the infinite plucking of beauty, Chun Xin is motionless.
Just lie flat
That can still make you passively enjoy ah, big deal let the hero passively lie down, good things can still be done...
Ten thousand steps back, even if the hero is really "drunk because of alcohol" is really lying down, it can't get up, and it is difficult to achieve good things?
That is also simple, because the beauty is not old, drunkenly lying in your arms, prepared by the major front-line money reporters a pat, tomorrow's headlines will no longer be "so-and-so thinking" whether it leads to the loss of state-owned assets, whether it is "selling pots", whether it should come forward to respond to the problem.
The inevitable publicity on the street is "Sima Night Will Little Joe", "Sima Lie Down for Three Seconds", Sima Reputation Overturned, Sima ......... And so on and so on and so on and so on.
At that time, in addition to the "length" of Sima and the "size" of Xiao Qiao, who will care about whether "so-and-so thinks" and "so-and-so state-owned assets" have been transferred and lost?
Hahaha What a pity! pity!
Unfortunately, Sima really still has two brushes!
Er waited for the next three indiscriminate routines, Sima had already seen through!
Send money? No!
Send a beautiful girl? Don't sleep!
Not only did he not sleep, but old Sima also carried out the "Publicity Little Joe" to satisfy the eyes of your single dogs. (This is also too much for the sake of single dogs)
Little Joe is so good-looking
Little Joe is so good-looking, even one of my daughters and ah huang at home are drooling
Weakly asked: 6 "thief essays" still can't be exchanged for the positive response of "so-and-so thinks"!
What's the big deal?
Hahahahahahahaha
Look, what other tricks do that guy have to do in the next three ways?
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Written in the end, if you are the old Sima and the money and little Joe are all given to you, will you sit still? [Cover your face]
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