When it comes to touching fish at work, I'm not targeting anyone, everyone here is... master! There is a way: do not touch the fish at work, there is a problem with the style; touch the fish is not thorough, in the workplace; touch the fish at work for a while, always touch the fish has been cool...
There is still a week to go before the Spring Festival holiday, and in this week of returning to the heart, the comrades who can still adhere to the serious and responsible posts are of course worthy of respect, but it is undeniable that most people are in their hearts during this week, wandering, and thinking about what to eat, play, bring home or who to take home for the New Year.
In this case, it is inevitable to go to work to touch the fish, so why not open our minds and see how we who have worked hard for a year or touched the fish for a year but have not been laid off by the company will adopt the correct posture to enjoy the happy fishing time in the last week before this year?
First of all, touching the fish, in fact, is very talented, in the fish pond full of lazy fish, there is no technical content, the master of touching the fish will be in the waves of the fishing platform, transcendent, the wind and clouds lightly touch the fish.
Therefore, any fish that is not afraid of being discovered is a pseudo-fish. On the eve of leaving the company and on the eve of the company's closure, touching the fish is like chicken ribs, the food is tasteless, and it is a pity to abandon it. Forgotten fish on the edge of the work area, deep in the warehouse, isolated, like masturbation, "the dialogue is always talking to oneself, and the opponent is a memory." In short, touching fish is like stealing love, and once it can be bright and upright, it seems a little interesting.
Next, let's talk about common fishing techniques. It can be said that a hundred flowers bloom and are adapted to local conditions, and they are not at all lost to any spy war drama. For example, paid, paid coffee drinking, these are low-level skills, low efficiency, poor returns. Taking sick leave to touch the fish is easy to affect income, the cost is too high, it is better to be a salary thief in the office. The meeting room is too moving, need to be completed in a team, and require the authority of middle management or above. Going to the mother and baby room to cook and touch fish for the baby is an advanced skill for pregnant women, and it is impossible to afford to provoke.
Next, I will introduce you to a few universal workplace fishing techniques that are suitable for use in the week before the Spring Festival holiday.
Writing a year-end summary is a fixed year-end program for many companies, which is equivalent to the winter vacation homework of adults. As long as you open a blank word, open last year's year-end summary template, pretend to be constipated to conceive the content, and then you can happily use your mobile phone to brush Weibo or listen to Deyun Society. If someone questions why the page has been blank, you just need to tell him that he has too many work ideas this year and is still clearing his mind.
At the end of the year, there are always some important customers and leaders who need to visit you in person and contact each other. This contact, do not have to eat a small meal, drink a small tea, have a small meeting, plus the commuting time of calling a car, waiting for a car, and traffic jams, it is easy to pass most of the day. As for where the suit and leather shoes left the company gate, who knows where to go. It is best to find a customer you know, two people cover each other to touch the fish, you come to visit me, I will visit you. In addition, when the otaku uses this trick, do not go to the nearest Internet café to the company, in case he bumps into a colleague and overturns.
There's a joke that the supervisor asked all the staff to take "guys you eating" to the conference room for a meeting, and everyone else brought laptops, and only one stupid guy brought a rice bowl and chopsticks. No matter what the position, the computer is an indispensable tool for people in the workplace, the tool is broken, of course, the first time to call the colleagues of the IT department to help, and then while like Yang Bailao, accusing the IT department of delaying your billions of projects, while opening the king pesticide next to it and opening another round. What the? What if your computer doesn't break? No, it wants to be bad, or you'll take a good little hammer to help it think about it.
The disadvantage of this trick is that it may be more hated by colleagues in the IT department. But it's okay, there is a way that the computer is repaired well, the good people do it old, they are used to it.
In the office, no one wants to provoke a person with very low air pressure, grumpy temper, crackling keyboards, mountain of desktop files, from time to time issuing "annoyed", "let no one live", and always answering the phone is always a person who roars "I'm not available now" and hangs up. But in fact, he may be simply chatting with people while watching a drama. In the art of war, the attack on the heart is the top, and the siege is the bottom. Instead of not being caught touching the fish, it is better to simply make people dare not suspect that you are touching the fish.
Think about it carefully, not doing your own work during work hours, but paying attention to whether any of your colleagues around you are touching the fish, which is itself an act of touching the fish. Take a cup of tea, walk around the bend in the work area, chat with this, talk to that nag, one will find a drama watcher, one will find a game player, and one will find a forum. Not only don't worry about it, but you can also admire the look of other people watching themselves walk over and be afraid. Anti-guest-oriented, occupying the moral high ground, let the aura of the Virgin be shrouded in the sacred cause of touching fish.
The above is the collection of fishing skills I have sent to all professionals in the last week of the year before, and I hope that you will carry forward the sacred cause of fish touching and spend the happy week before the festival. As for myself, that's great, today no matter who passes near my workstation, I am a serious and intensive keyboard, no matter who asks me, I say that I am reporting to the boss, in fact, I am writing this article, teaching you how to touch the fish by the way to make some small money for the New Year.
I wish everyone a happy seven-day fishing time and a seven-day Spring Festival holiday with a lot of red envelopes to collect! What the? You are so old, no red envelopes? No, people without objects are still children.