Many of Stephen Chow's films are cloaked in comedy and tell the tragedy of love.
"Journey to the West" is, and so is "The Great Inner Secret Agent Zero Zero Hair".
In the first half, how to look at it is a beautiful picture of only envying mandarin ducks and not envying immortals, and you and me in marriage.
It seems that there is no big skill, zero zero hair, love all kinds of small inventions, and is absolutely loyal to his wife.
When the obstetrics and gynecology doctor encounters female patients to seduce, obediently call his wife to block the gun;
In order to reduce the burden of her wife doing housework, she invented various gadgets to make her happy;
Hip-hop and playing was skipped wrist and did not move anger;
The quarrel was very annoying, and the wife said, "Do you want to cook you a bowl of noodles?" And tearful eyes misty hugged her tightly;
When the emperor rewarded him with a life, he thought of giving his wife a night pearl, and when his wife was ecstatic with the night pearl, he was moved to tears and swore: "I love you too, once in a lifetime!" ”
Such a marriage is the perfect marriage that many people envy and cannot come.
Such a man is the man that many women dream of.
Fun and funny everyday life
A variety of fresh gadgets
However, when he meets another woman, the man can no longer be calm.
Qin Cao glanced at him, and he had illusions
This woman was obviously very different from an ordinary woman.
The woman dressed as a man threw a wink at Zero Zero, and this look made the man immediately fall into a fantasy, and the noisy world seemed to be only the two of them, and his mind was full of pictures of them dancing.
This scene is quite similar to a popular saying: "At the first glance of your eyes, I even thought about what the child's name is..."
Qin Cao stood up and walked towards the stunned Zero Zero Hair: "You stand there, neither moving nor making a sound, do you not dance, or can you not speak?" ”
Zero Zero revealed a nervous expression rarely seen in the whole play, immediately replied: "I don't know you", and then fled in a hurry.
This expression has not been revealed in the whole play except when facing the piano exercises, at any critical moment of life and death.
Li Ruotong's special moustache and Zhou Xingchi's strange face
The emperor escaped with zero hair, returned home to give his wife a big hug, picked up his wife with a smile, pulled on his wife's newly made clothes, and said something in his mouth, but his mind was full of piano eyes and swallowing clouds and spitting mist.
In order not to make his wife suspicious, he even kicked a sachet, which is no different from the current man's trick of carrying a bottle of perfume in his pocket and preparing to give it to his wife at any time.
After the second time I saw Qincao, after an impassioned popular science lecture and other riot operations, Zero Zero was successfully invited upstairs by Qincao.
Here, maybe to get the job done, maybe driven by selfishness, maybe both. I can't say for sure.
But the two of them went upstairs, zero zero nervous uh uh uh ah gibberish:
"Girl, you seem to be fat and thin."
"Why should I hate you, don't be stupid."
Are you stupid in love and don't know anything?
Zero zero is distributed to everyone popular science wine
Face the zero zero hair of the piano gibberish
Zero Zero started his heart.
There is evidence everywhere.
He took out the night pearl that he gave to his wife and gave it to Qin Cao. Qin Cao invited him: "Is the prince willing to stay tonight?" ”
At the critical moment, begin the chanting
For the first time, in morality and in the marrow, the persistence of a good man drove Zero Zero to refuse.
The second time, Qinfu dripped the candle on his arm and let out a soul-destroying groan.
To tell the truth, on such a dim and ambiguous occasion, in the face of such a beautiful woman, suffering from such a feminine temptation, few men can hold on.
Zero zero muttered to himself, though I wanted to, but I wanted to control myself
But here,
In the face of the first temptation of Qinfu, he actually wavered, so he would chant and anesthetize himself, "I already have a wife, I love my wife...";
The second time he faced the temptation of the piano exercise, he had regained his sanity, so he could easily say the sentence "I think it's all right, come on."
I guess that he is really creating the illusion of "I have fallen, I love you" for Qin Cao this time, including when Qin Cao finally said "send a guest", Zero Zero Returned to his previous pompous tone and expression, and shouted "I love you" loudly through the curtain, all of which were making smoke bombs.
Expression and tone recovery
Then, the camera shifts to the lively family dinner scene.
The wife suddenly asked Zero Zero, "Husband, why do I think you've been stupid all night?" ”
Sure enough, you have a heart for others, and the first person to find out must be your pillow person.
The wife found out
I have to say that when men want to cheat on women, their IQ soars to 180
deny
The mouth can deceive, but the heart cannot deceive. Nervous Zero unconsciously pulled the rice with high frequency, hiding his rippled heart.
Nervously and unconsciously, he grilled the rice
When his wife asked about the night pearl and the sachet, he still wanted to fool through. Iq soared to 180 in an instant.
IQ soared again
When his father-in-law, Old Tarzan, told him that he had gone to the brothel, he could not hide it, and the wife became suspicious and wanted to listen to her husband's voice.
Everyone heard it, his deafening thumping heartbeat. Lest you not understand, the director exaggerates over and over again the heart that zero hair can't stand.
The wife is a good wife, knowing that her husband is lying, but still gives him enough face in front of everyone.
Zero Zero Hair hahahahaha exaggerated laughter, laughing and laughing, the expression froze.
He is also bitter, just involuntarily.
The wife already knows the heart of her husband and still chooses not to expose it
Seeing no, it is all evidence of zero zero heart.
I know, someone here must have jumped out against me: you are blind, you have said it later, they are acting!
Please look carefully, the actors are in the second half of the appearance of qincao, at this time, qincao has not yet appeared, the father-in-law suddenly said that he saw his son-in-law go to the brothel, completely unexpectedly, it happened suddenly.
Therefore, the performance of zero zero rounds is definitely not a disguise.
The mother asked, and the wife chose not to expose it
Too much evidence.
Even if the plot explains later, Zero Zero suspected that she was not a daughter when he sent the piano to the pearl, but this still could not stop his heart.
Isn't it sad?
Such a good wife, such a beautiful day.
Feelings and marriage are like this, the reason why they have not changed their hearts, the reason why they are satisfied with the present, is only because they have not yet met a strong opponent.
Disappointed in feelings and marriage?
You don't have to.
The other person will be like this, and you will, don't be disappointed, don't blame, because, that's human nature.
Good wife
People are the pursuit of beauty, but also like the new and tired of the old, the things held in their hands are satisfied, see more beautiful and fresh things, it is inevitable to be moved.
But don't forget that we have two more things, it's called morality and responsibility. It is our inner perseverance that makes feelings beautiful and not easy.
That's why I say that zero hair is still a rare good man.
What does that sentence say? You put so much energy and time into your rose that it becomes so precious.
I said that, right?