Author: Yi Shui
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The talents in Chinese history are as brilliant as the stars, but after the Wei and Jin Dynasties, there are fewer and fewer talents who dare to deviate from the scriptures and be debauched. Fortunately, in the late Ming and early Qing dynasties, there was a Golden Sigh, which interpreted talent and wildness to the extreme.
He was a sober drunkard, a cynical literati, a dog-loving Buddhist, a philosophical godhead, a vicious literary critic, a scholar who treated rules like, and an anti-ritual filial piety and loving father.
01. Jin Shengsi's uncle Qian Qianyi was originally a Rebbe Shangshu, and when Nanming Hongguang surrendered to the powerful minister Ma Shiying, the Qing soldiers went south, he rebelled and bent his knees, and became a Rebbe Attendant of the Qing Dynasty.
Once, Qian Shilang made a birthday, and Jin Sheng sighed that his mother's life was difficult to violate, and went to wish for his birthday. During the banquet, he wrote a terrifying couplet with a splash of ink: "A civilian official with a small flower face, the elder of the Three Dynasties is a traitorous minister." "Qian Qianyi was half dead."
02. Jin Shengsi regarded the examination as a child's play, and always satirized on the examination paper, so he once failed the scientific examination three times. One question was "Why don't I?" Can you tie without eating? ”
As a result, he drew a bald-headed monk and a razor on the test paper when he answered the question. The examiner asked him what he meant, and he replied, "This is also the meaning of the melon." The examiner cried and laughed.
03. Take the exam again, the question is "So it is safe to be moved". Jin Shengsi wrote: "In the middle of the empty mountains and poor valleys, there is a golden two, and outside the white dew leaves, there is a beautiful person." I would like to ask: Is the master moved? A: Move! move! move! ...", 39 words "move" were written in a row.
The examiner asked why, and his answer was unbearable: "Mencius knew that he was forty years old, and it was not stupid to see gold and beautiful women in the wilderness before he was thirty-nine years old. ”
04. Once again, the exam is titled "Xizi Laiyi", and the candidates are asked to comment on The Western Shi envoy Wu Guo. Jin Shengsi wrote: "Out of its east gate, the west son does not come; out of its south gate, the west son does not come; out of its north gate, the west son does not come; out of its west gate, the west son comes?" Xizi is coming? ”
The examiner was furious when he read the paper, and approved on Jin Shengsi's examination paper: Beauty is coming, but it is a pity that you have lost a show!
05. The next year, the exam was re-examined, and the title was "Mencius will be the king". Jin Shengsi did not write a word on the test paper, but wrote four "wu" characters in the four corners of the test paper, explaining, "Mencius is mentioned in the first 40 places of the test question, and I don't need to write it again." Speaking of 'Dynasty King', I used to see King Hui of Liang, King Xuan of Qi, etc., all of whom were counted as Dynasty Kings, and I did not need to write any more. Five words, only the word 'will' can be written."
He added, "Haven't you seen acting?" The king will look at the dynasty, and there will be four internal servants first, standing on the left and right and making 'shout' sounds. This is actually the meaning of the word 'will'. So I wrote four 'woo' to represent the king's generals. ”
06. Jin Shengsi was very optimistic about life, and after being expelled from the imperial examination, he said: "Today I can return my freedom." Someone asked what the word "free body" came from.
He said: "'There are many free bodies on the side of the wine', Zhang Zhishi also. 'Busy and idle are free bodies', Sikong Tushi also. 'It is rare to have a free body in the world', Luo Yinshi also. 'No honor, no disgrace, no freedom', Kou Zhun shiya. 'Although the three mountains are good, they are spared to be free', Zhu Zishiye. ”
07. Jin Shengsi was obsessed with the word "talented son", and when he was young, he called himself a talented son, and wrote books that praised himself as a talented son.
He called "Zhuangzi", "Departure from Sorrow", "History of History", "Du Shi", "Water Margin", and "Xi Xiang Ji" and called it "The Book of Six Talents", and deleted the plot after "Water Margin" was recruited. Since only seventy times were left, it was said that Jin Sheng sighed and cut off the "Water Margin".
08. Jin Sheng sighed that the family was in the middle of the road, and if he didn't want to earn money, he would starve to death. He is a strange person, and he also takes the strange route to earn money - because he is proficient in the prophecy book "Pushing back the map", he eats by helping beggars to mix rice.
This beggar is similar to today's jumping god. Jin Sheng sighed that he was not yet twenty years old, so he supported the people in his cultural circle until he was in his forties, and the god Han had been a man for most of his life. According to the recollection of his compatriots, Jin Shengsi's business was quite hot.
09. Jin Shengsi has a good friendship with Wang Xueshan, and Wang Xueshan is also quite righteous. One day, he handed Jin Shengsi a huge sum of money and said to Jin Shengsi, "You use these capitals to earn interest, and in the future the capital will still belong to me, and the interest will go to you." Jin Sheng agreed with a sigh, but after a few months, he squandered the money, and did not forget to ridicule Wang Xueshan: "The money is placed in your house, but it gives you the reputation of a scrooge, and I have already helped you spend them all." Wang Xueshan, who has a good temper and heavy friendship, can only laugh at it.
10. Jin Shengsi was imprisoned for the Weeping Temple case, and before his execution, he asked the jailer to bring a letter to his family. Because Jin Shengsi was a felon, the jailer suspected that there was a secret in the letter, so he reported it to the officials, and found that it read: "The word pays the eldest child to see, salt vegetables are eaten with soybeans, and there is a great taste of walnuts." As soon as this Fa was passed on, I did not hate it. The official understood what he meant, laughed and said, "Mr. Jin is still cursing people when he is dying, taking advantage of me as the eldest son..."
11. Jin Shengsi was tied up to the execution ground, and his son came to bid farewell. Although Jin Sheng sighed in his heart, in order to appease his son, he said: "Don't cry, let's have a pair to play!" Shanglian is 'Lotus Seed's Heart Bitterness'. ”
The son knelt on the ground, crying so much that he couldn't catch his breath, and who had the heart to couplet. He pondered for a moment and said, "I guess you can't match it, I can do it for you, but I can't do it to 'Pear's belly acid'." ”
The harmonic sound of "lotus" and "pity" in the upper link, and the harmonic sound of "pear" and "away" in the lower link are absolute!
12. On the execution ground, Jin Sheng sighed unwilling to see the scene of the death of the co-victims, and begged the executioner: "I have two silver tickets on me, and if you are willing to kill me first, the silver tickets will belong to you." The executioner took his word and was the first to kill him during the execution.
The knife fell from his hand, and the head rolled out several inches, throwing two paper balls from the ear, and the supervisor opened the paper balls to see that one paper ball was written with the word "good" and the other paper ball was written with the word "pain".