Mandarin Duck said the rules of Jia Fu Liu Grandma is serious About the sketch actors and the audience who amused whom
Grandma Liu's joke triggered an unprecedented laugh in Jia Province, and Jia Mu hoped that she would come again
【Story and original text】 Grandma Liu sat down and picked up the spoon to feel heavy, and Sister Feng and Mandarin Duck prepared for her with four-sided ivory gold chopsticks. Sister Feng picked a bowl of pigeon eggs and placed them on Grandma Liu's table.
Jia Mu said please, and Grandma Liu stood up and said in a loud voice, Old Liu, old Liu, the amount of food is as big as an ox. Eat an old sow without looking up! After saying that, he puffed up his cheeks, looked directly at his eyes, and did not say a word. The crowd was still angry at first, and then when they thought about it, they all laughed up and down in unison. Xiang Yun couldn't hold back, and a sip of tea spewed out. Dai Yu smiled and gasped, holding the table and only calling "Hi Yo". Baoyu rolled into Jia Mu's arms, and Jia Mu smiled and called "Heart Liver". Madame Wang smiled and pointed her finger at Sister Feng, but she could not speak. Aunt Xue couldn't hold her hand either, and the tea in her mouth sprayed Tanchun's skirt. Tanchun's tea bowls are all fitted to Yingchun's body. Xi Chun left his seat and pulled his nurse to "rub his intestines." There was not a single person in the ground who did not bend over backwards, there were also those who hid out and squatted and laughed, and there were those who couldn't bear to laugh and came up to change clothes for his sisters. The only Feng Sister and Mandarin Duck were in charge, and they only had to let Grandma Liu.
Grandma Liu said that the eggs here are so small. Stretch out the chopsticks and drop them on the ground. Sigh a silver or two and it's gone. Jia Mu Rang changed the chopsticks. Originally there was no preparation, busy changing into a pair of ebony inlaid silver.
Grandma Liu said: Those who went to gold and silver are not as good as the ones who are lying down. Sister Feng said: The dish should be poisonous, and this silver will be tried when it goes down. Grandma Liu said: This dish is poisonous, and we have all become arsenic. Even if you are poisoned, you will eat it all. Jia Mu served her own dishes to Grandma Liu.
【Comments and Appreciation】 Before dinner, Mandarin Duck instructed Grandma Liu. Let her tell a joke and enliven the atmosphere. He also said that this was the rule of our house. What rules are there, and is it a rule to tell a joke before eating? Is it a rule to make Jammu happy? Is it a rule to write a poem before a meal? Who would have this rule? Apparently, Mandarin Duck's words are not true. With Grandma Liu's intelligence, she would not know that this was deliberately letting her out of the ocean. Well, Grandma Liu is a witty figure, she knows very well that Jia Fu is laughing at her, Grandma Liu knows it, so I will tease you.
I was preparing to eat, and the elder and young were orderly and formally seated. Suddenly, a rustic outsider old lady stood up slowly and methodically, everyone thought that they were going to make a toast, they all looked at it carefully, but suddenly jumped out of such a sentence, very abrupt, everyone was not mentally prepared, suddenly listened to this joke, suddenly blindfolded. Later, he reacted and laughed. This kind of laughter is the most natural color, but also the most cheerful. Grandma Liu called herself Old Liu, saying that she was an old cow that could eat and be gluttonous. A bit self-deprecating, but not vulgar. Grandma Liu's performance is full of emotion, stupid and funny. This practice of making fun of yourself without hurting others is the highest state of humor. She was like a clown in the circus, ugly but not ugly. After Grandma Liu said it, she did not laugh, drummed her cheeks and did not speak, this look was very comedic, and it epitomized the humor and humor of Grandma Liu.
Sister Feng and Mandarin Duck deliberately let Grandma Liu use ivory-encrusted gold chopsticks to clip pigeon eggs. Ugly to Jia Mu and other amusing. Grandma Liu couldn't clip it up, and she also praised the small size of the egg. It hurts the egg of one or two pieces of silver.
Grandma Liu's meal in the Grand View Garden reflects the luxury of the daily diet of the aristocratic families of Jia Province, which was at the height of jia province at that time. In fact, behind this luxury hides the future decay. They ostensibly teased Grandma Liu, and Grandma Liu repeatedly lamented that this farce was actually just a tragedy. At this moment, everyone in Jia Fu laughed at Liu Yao, but in the end she was allowed to witness the decline of Jia Fu, and the meaning of it was thought-provoking.
The crowd laughed up and down. Xiang yun was cheerful and reacted quickly, laughing first; Dai Yu was weak and laughed; Bao Yu smiled and rolled into Jia Mu's arms; Tan Chun loved to smile more than Yingchun, and put the rice bowl on Yingchun's body. Xi Chun was young and asked grandma to rub her intestines... The servants laughed too, but with different identities and different upbringing, even the gesture of laughter was different. The whole farce, small in the big, the same in the difference, a variety of forms.
Sister Feng and Mandarin Duck will never make Grandma Liu happy, in fact, there is no intention of insulting her. In order to repay the favor, she carried melons, fruits and vegetables into the city, and Jia Mu did not look down on her, she was a little wronged to make everyone happy for a moment, that's all. Grandma Liu is a shrewd person with eyes, of course, she understands. Compared with Jia Fu's kindness to himself, it is nothing, and he has a little foreign appearance, in fact, it is nothing.
The people of Jia Fu usually laugh, especially in front of Jia Mu. But it was a smile of attachment, a laugh of flattery, a laugh of giving up one's life to accompany a gentleman. And this laugh suddenly came like a downpour. The melancholy Daiyu, the reserved Lady Wang, the serious Tanchun, and the Lonely Servant of Xichun have all changed. It's real laughter, laughter, from the heart, laughter, spitting, diverging, bending over backwards. With her humor, wit and atmosphere, Grandma Liu brought a short period of happiness to Jia Fu. At that moment, they forget their troubles, forget their identities, and laugh. This laughter is not only unprecedented, but also unprecedented.
From another point of view, this is the author's use of Liu Grandma to reflect the author's heartache for the people of Jia Province. Their ordinary days are actually lonely and desolate, and there is no happiness to speak of. Come to Grandma Liu, you can make them so happy. Jia Fu was rich and prosperous, extremely rich in materials, but they were spiritually poor. When Grandma Liu returned home, Jia Mu gave Grandma Liu silk, rice noodles and mountain treasures and seafood to pull a few carts. Grandma Liu said that she could not afford this love, Jia Mu said that it didn't matter, the next time she brought some radish taro peanuts, in fact, she preferred the laughter brought by Grandma Liu.
Source: Soul Touch
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