White Pigeon Guo Ginger sketch "Pink Ink Life" line script

Abstract: The 20200209 of the happy comedians

White Pigeon: (Singing) We used to be in the past.

Guo Jinjie: (Singing) Get along well, east neighbors and west neighbors.

White Pigeon: (Singing) How many years.

Dad: Stop.

Guo Jinjie: Master is here.

White Pigeon: Daddy.

Dad: Guozi.

Guo Jinjie: Hey.

Dad: You said you are a string puller, not a good string, who let you sing on stage, is not the white pigeon let you sing.

White Pigeon: Who?

Dad: You.

White Pigeon: What the hell.

Dad: You pull that useless thing less, he pulls a string, you let him sing what drama, your third brother.

Brother Third Division: Here it is.

White Pigeon: Brother Shi.

Dad: Old man, what's wrong with you.

Third Master Brother: Master.

Dad: Ahhh.

Third Division Brother: I have diarrhea.

Dad: How do you sing opera with this diarrhea, can you sing?

Brother Third Division: I can't sing anymore, if I want to sing, I can only sing in the toilet, and I don't dare to work hard anywhere else.

Dad: Laugh what to laugh, okay, what to do, what to do.

Big guy: Hey.

White Pigeon: I didn't call you.

Brother Third Division: That is, I didn't tell you what to do, what to do, walk around, walk around. Sister Master, call me something.

White Pigeon: Roll.

Brother Third Master: Okay, go to the toilet.

White Pigeon: Brother Master, hurry up.

Guo Jinjie: What the heck?

White Pigeon: I put on makeup today, do you think I look good.

Guo Jinjie: Do you want to hear the truth or lie?

White Pigeon: Listen to lies.

Guo Jinjie: It's not pretty.

White Pigeon: Listen to the truth.

Guo Jinjie: It's really not pretty.

White Pigeon: Say what?

Guo Jinjie: Am I not joking with you?

White Pigeon: Brother Master, when will you kiss my father?

Guo Jinjie: I don't dare.

White Pigeon: Don't you dare.

Guo Jinjie: Hmm.

White Pigeon: I dare.

Guo Jinjie: You stand still, what do you want to do, you don't know what the rules of the drama class are, you are not allowed to have male and female feelings, if you let Master know, then you must not kill me.

White Pigeon: So what do you say, hey, I have a solution.

Guo Jinjie: What a way.

White Pigeon: I went to tell my father that if he dared to kill you, I would die with you.

Guo Jinjie: Do you have any other way?

White Pigeon: Don't tell my father, we both sneak to death.

Guo Jinjie: Oh, you just want to die.

White Pigeon: Who wants to die, don't you want to do it?

Guo Jinjie: Oh, don't push me, the strings you gave me are all broken.

White Pigeon: The string is important (or) I am important.

Guo Jinjie: No.

White Pigeon: Strings are important (or) I am important, you give me.

Guo Jinjie: You don't have to take the old, you grab the old.

Brother Third Master: Stop, what are you two doing?

White Pigeon: Oops.

(Unfinished)

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