It's too hard for contemporary urban youth to fall in love.
Work 996, the rest of the time is too precious, just want to use it to engage in autism.
"A Man Who Can't Get Married - A Man Who Can't Get Married" (2006)
However, as a layman, I will occasionally be empty and lonely and cold.
「The Perks of Being a Wallflower - 壁花少年」（2012）
Or maybe after 37 rounds of fighting with your parents, your inner order finally collapsed, and when you went to the hospital alone because of a fever at 1 a.m., you fell into a thick panic while infusing fluids.
If you continue like this, you won't really have to end up alone, right? Can you bear it?
"Unnatural - Non-Natural Death" (2018)
At this point your provocative second personality jumped out and yelled at you:
Singles are addictive! Only forced withdrawal!
So you compromise and decide to tentatively stretch out your jio on the edge of your comfort zone, forcing yourself to have some emotional connection with this earth:
Brush social software, look at the avatar pleasing to the eye to chat a few words, maybe talk speculatively can be online love;
Go drink with friends, take the initiative to go to the person who has looked at himself 3 times, anyway, after drinking and floating, everyone is beautiful;
Agree to have a meal with the object introduced by the acquaintance, in case the other party looks good and talks well;
Of course, reality is still as bone-chilling as ever. Tried, still can't get love.
Then continue to close yourself, continue to a new round of mutual indifference with the world.
Or lie on the bed, the quilt is the best.
"A Man Who Can't Get Married Yet - A Married Man Who Can't Get Married" (2019)
It seems that the longer you drift in the big city, the more you live at home, not only the house is also very lazy, lazy but also instigated, instigated back to the Buddha...
Friends who can't swing like this anymore. Being single for too long makes people unlovable.
The following 4 love stories that have taken a different path, some literary, some warm, some romantic, some strange...
Hope to help you open up new ideas.
In order to brush the sense of presence,
Every day I go to "WeChat Reading" to give him a thumbs up
My friend Ice Cream has recently fallen in love.
When asked about the beginning and fall of love, she was a little embarrassed:
"You may think it's ridiculous to say it, my boyfriend H and I are together because of WeChat reading." 」
Well, this answer, sure enough, is beyond the program.
Under my questioning, Ice Cream talked about the relationship between her and H on her friend's birthday.
According to her description, H blew up that night.
He was tall, wore a plain white T-shirt, and a gray furry beanie hat, and when he laughed, he would reveal a tiger tooth and look clean and shy.
Ice Cream's eyes always couldn't help but sneak a glance at him, and at the same time secretly blushed at such an "undignified" self.
After falling in love at first sight, Ice Cream hesitated or plucked up the courage to add H's WeChat through group chat.
After sending a "chance to come out again to play", and the other party replied with a polite "good, good" polite remark, the air froze.
In the week after that, ice cream ordered H's WeChat 800 times a day, did not know what to say, and the mood was extremely entangled:
"Suddenly expressing good feelings for him, the other party should feel strange and troubled, right?" After all, I've only seen one side... But if I don't talk all the time, sooner or later he'll forget about me..."
电视剧 "5→9 - The Monk Who Fell in Love With Me - Morning 5th 9: 帅气爱)
She thought of a way that wasn't the way to do it—.
Whenever I want to talk to H, I will run to the "WeChat Reading" to give him a thumbs up, and quietly brush up on the sense of existence.
Slowly, he actually began to like it.
Start with "Do you like to read Raymond Chandler too?" This lame reason took the opportunity to finally have a conversation between the two people.
After 38 astronomical awkward conversations, Ice Cream felt it was time for the "ambiguity to escalate", so she finally said the words she had been holding back for a long time:
"Can you be my boyfriend?" I really like you."
To fall in love like this, the detour is a little roundabout. However, the stupid method of the stupid person is also quite effective.
Find objects on NetEase Cloud Music,
It feels more reliable than century good luck
Knock knock lost love for half a year.
It was a Saturday afternoon back from a business trip, and the moment he unscrewed the door, he felt an unusual smell—
The whole house became so clean, no, it was empty. Even the cat sleeping on the pillow looked a little bigger than usual.
Clothes, shoes, cosmetics, suitcases are gone, even her treasured Hanfu is gone, and Tong Dong finally confirmed one thing -
The other party moved away, and he was dumped.
Caught off guard by "being broken up", it felt particularly painful.
So when I lost love for a while, I went to "NetEase Cloud Music" every day to hang out for a while. In his words, it was like a tree hole hiding secrets.
Listening to the song, looking at the stories of others in the message area, I feel that the words are all about myself. Those emotions, those memories, those tastes, those you and the sunshine in her eyes, will become incomparably clear in the melody.
Tong Dong felt that this feeling was heart-wrenching and warm, and he jokingly said:
"Sometimes it feels like the comments section is more exciting than the song, like a confidant and like a story meeting." I found that some buddies were worse than me, and I suddenly felt much more comfortable in my heart, hahaha"
He once created a playlist for her that accurately described his inner activities when he fell in love with her.
Egg Castle's "About the Bear", once the favorite song of Dou Dong and his ex-girlfriend, was suddenly removed from the shelves some time ago.
"Some songs are really listening to and listening to them without copyright, I hope NetEase Cloud Music can take care of my mood!" 」 Suddenly very angry at this point.
Such dissatisfaction was also left in the comments section by him. Then one day, he suddenly received a message that read, "I can share it with you."
Click into the person's homepage and find that his musical taste is surprisingly consistent with his own, and he likes Egg Castle, Park Tree, Coldplay, the XX, Orange Sea...
「The Perks of Being a Wallflower - 壁花少年」(2012)
So I tried to send a private message, writing a paragraph about "Ah actually found the same kind of people" sigh.
Chatted well, I added WeChat, and found that it was a girl, still in the same city, which was really a bonus.
Slowly, it changed from simply talking about music to talking about life... Hahaha.
Tong Tong said that he felt that it was quite reliable to find a girlfriend by "listening to songs".
Preferences, personality, at a glance, Century Jiayuan can not match so suitable.
The man who blacked him out,
But he couldn't get rid of his chickens
Four months ago, Acne broke up with her ex-boyfriend, Ginger, because the family didn't agree.
Before she said, "Your mother can't look at me, and I'm not rare enough to enter your house!" After that, the other party's WeChat, telephone, QQ are all blocked, ready to completely turn the page.
TV Series "Rich Men and Poor Women: New York" (2013)
However, it turns out that the magical creature of the ex-boyfriend is invincible.
You blackened his man, but you couldn't drive away his chickens.
"His chicks have been coming to my ant estate every day for months to eat and drink!" I thought to myself that they all broke up, why did they send a chicken to harass them?" The more the acne became more and more excited, and I calculated the account:
A bag of feed is 180g, if it is your own chicken to eat alone, you can eat for 5 hours, love eggs increased by 36%;
If a chicken steals food, its own chicken can only eat 120g of feed, and the egg progress growth becomes 24%;
One more, and it becomes 18%...
The feed she earned from her hard work on the task was stolen and eaten, which affected the egg-laying KPI of her chickens, which was definitely unpleasant.
Being stolen by an ex-boyfriend's chicken is even more unpleasant.
Then I fattened his and got angry when I saw it! The acne was completely angry.
The day after blowing the chicken back, I suddenly received a text message from a strange number with only 6 words on it:
"Why did you beat me?"
Acne ignored him. Once the other person's chicken came, she punched it again.
Later, this toxic ex-boyfriend became even more shameless—
Not only herding chickens, but also regularly going to the acne gold coin manor every day to steal her gold coins.
If you can't bear it, you don't have to endure it anymore.
Acne sent some threatening and abusive text messages to that number, ready to make the hateful person retreat. outcome...
Needless to say, they reconciled again
As of today, acne has been wrapped in ginger chicken for 7 days.
"He had to say that his chicken had been beaten so badly that he would let me eat and drink until he was satisfied," Pimple said, speechless.
Maybe in the world of love, in the end, there is still a need for some faceless gestures.
Just as the so-called water is clear, there is no fish, and people are invincible.
Late night cloud overtime,
Evernote helped me harvest office romance
MOMO and her boyfriend Knife Work as content editors at the same new media company.
MOMO is new, and many things are not familiar with it, so it has become her recent norm to return to work and stay up late and work overtime.
It was a 2:30 a.m. night, and she was still racking her brains over the next day's selection meeting.
In "Evernote", I wrote delete, delete and write, and in the blink of an eye, it is almost 3 o'clock.
At this time, MOMO had completely despaired of his own incompetence, and in front of him was the editor-in-chief's oily face that was glowing with oil and (dark) and (hidden) but (killed) and kissed (machine), smiling and squinting at her:
"I think this topic seems to have no user pain points, or killed it ~"
Thinking of this, MOMO wanted to jump from the 10th floor with his hair on his back.
She stared blankly at the computer, her brain blank, already in a state of death. Suddenly, something appeared on the screen —
The note of the choice of the knife in the impression notebook jumped out.
At the same time, WeChat jingled, and he sent a sentence "Why haven't you slept so late?"
"I was shocked, and I had the illusion that I was chatting with Voldemort!" MOMO said excitedly.
(Note: In the second book in the Harry Potter series, Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets, Voldemort sealed some of his soul fragments from his student days in a diary, and those who picked it up could write on it and have a conversation with Voldemort.) ）
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets (2002)
With a little talk about popular science, this magical "Evernote" is a multi-functional note-taking application.
"It's a must-have for new media editors." Like when we usually apply for a topic, write (revise) a draft, accumulate materials, and record an idea that has a flash in the pan, we will operate directly there. It is more convenient to use, can be shared by many people, saved in real time, and no longer have to worry about the computer crash not pressing CTRL+S, hahaha."
Evernote MAC version
Later, MOMO found that the knife was often online in the middle of the night, and there was a few chats without a ride, and by the way, he asked him whether the structure of the article was good or not, and whether the beginning was interesting or not.
She found herself beginning to enjoy this feeling of "late night cloud overtime".
I liked more and more with this person who coded words side by side with her, and under the bombardment of 3 love letters with sincere feelings, I successfully put away the knife.
"Richman, Poor Woman - Yuo Yorei-on-on" (2012)
After falling in love, they reopened a notebook called "MOMO and knife love diary".
Clicking on sync every day and seeing his notes pop out, it feels like you're back in high school when you exchanged diaries with people you liked.
Evernote Web Edition
MOMO said that this is a romance that belongs to new media people.
Regarding the emotional fermentation behind social networks, the above success stories may not be in the minority.
People, most of them are superficial and internal.
It is impossible to hide in the bed for a lifetime, and you know it very well in your own heart.
So, let's give play to the subjective initiative of friends. In fact, finding the person you like is not so hopeless
Seemingly unreliable wild roads, if you don't get it right, will you be crooked?
Movie "Empty Manoid - Air Puppet" (2009)