Today, I will enjoy an anecdote about Zhang Zongchang, the great warlord of the Republic of China.
Zhang Zongchang was nicknamed "General Sanduo", and Sanduo referred to his "many soldiers", "more money", and "many women". One of the most enjoyable is his third most popular.
Zhang Zongchang's aunt and wife have more than twenty names and surnames, don't look at the usual scenery, but "the family has a difficult scripture." "Zhang Zongchang is not a god, naturally he will not be separated, marrying so many wives, his limited resources are difficult to make all the wives and concubines evenly wet and get a reasonable distribution."
In order to let his aunts and wives coexist peacefully and create a good family environment for themselves, Zhang Zongchang came up with a good idea, he prepared dozens of big red lanterns to hang on the doors of his wives and concubines, every night, he went to which aunt's room to rest, he extinguished the big red lantern in front of the door of which aunt's wife, and the other aunts and wives also understood it after seeing it, and no longer had to waste time "sitting alone on the windowsill and waiting for her husband to return".
Since the big red lantern, Zhang Zongchang's harem began to become calm, and all the wives and concubines were at peace with each other, and Zhang Zongchang was also complacent that he could come up with such a good idea.
But with so many women surrounding a man, wolves with more flesh and less flesh, and these aunts and wives are all at the age of wolves and tigers, how easy is it to make them all talk about from one to the end? As the days go by, it is inevitable that someone will come out of the wall and do something special behind his back.
Zhang Zongchang's ninth aunt, Ni Liping, was not willing to be lonely, and got together with Zhang Zongchang's aide-de-camp Liu Qi. Whenever she saw that the lantern in front of the other aunts' wives was extinguished, Liu Qi ran to the room of the ninth aunt to fool around. Zhang Zongchang has also been kept in the dark.
But there is no impermeable wall in the world, and the relationship between the Ninth Aunt and Liu Qi was discovered by Liu Ziyu, another aide-de-camp of Zhang Zongchang, as the saying goes: "Peers are wrongdoers." Due to the competition in work and position, the relationship between Liu Ziyu and Liu Qi has always been tense, and Liu Ziyu wants to take this opportunity to retaliate against Liu Qi.
One night, Liu Ziyu instigated a young nephew of Zhang Zongchang to use a slingshot to extinguish the red lantern in front of the Seventh Aunt's gate. Liu Qi mistakenly believed that Zhang Zongchang had gone to the Seventh Aunt and could not wait to sneak into the Ninth Aunt's room.
When the lights were turned off in the room of the Ninth Aunt, Liu Ziyu rushed to Zhang Zongchang's place, and how understanding and charming the Ninth Aunt was, and when she heard Zhang Zongchang's heart, she decided to go to the Ninth Aunt to rest.
Liu Qi and The Ninth Aunt had just had a dream of mandarin ducks not long ago, when suddenly there was a knock on the door outside the door: "Open the door, it's me."
When the adjutant and the ninth aunt heard that it was Zhang Zongchang's voice, they were immediately frightened and scattered, if they were caught by Zhang Zongchang, the lives of the two would be over.
Thanks to the fact that the ninth aunt had been through the battlefield for too long, she was in a hurry, grabbed the bed sheet on the bed, let Liu Qi hide behind the door, and then opened the door.
As soon as Zhang Zongchang entered the house, the Ninth Aunt raised the sheet in her hand and draped it over Zhang Zongchang's head, covering Zhang Zongchang's head tightly. His mouth shouted: "Big Marshal, you touch forward, touch forward, see if you can touch me?" ”
Zhang Zongchang also thought that the ninth aunt was flirting with him, so he stretched out his hands and touched them forward while shouting: "Baby, baby." ”
Liu Qi, an aide-de-camp, took advantage of this opportunity, could not even wear clothes, and like a bereaved dog, he grabbed the door and fled, slipping out from under Zhang Zongchang's eyes.
Not long after this incident, in order to retaliate against Liu Ziyu, the Ninth Aunt framed Liu Ziyu in an attempt to insult her. Zhang Zongchang killed Liu Ziyu indiscriminately.
Liu Ziyu's elaborate plan to catch the traitor not only failed, but instead suffered the consequences and took his own life. If there is a contradiction between colleagues, they can compete fairly through other means, even if they want to fight against their opponents, they must leave room. But Liu Ziyu wanted to put the other party and die. The means were too poisonous, and they really responded to the sentence: "The organs are too clever to calculate, but they have mistaken Qingqing's life." ”