High energy ahead, Muzimi

After catching up with the large-scale realistic romantic magic reality show "Yanjiao Absolute Love", I came to a conclusion: Muzimei teacher, A.K.A without V, deservedly because he is the Internet celebrity with the longest artistic life in ancient times.

Artistic life is long, but Mr. Mu's performance in traffic realization is not good.

The older generation of Internet celebrities, like the older generation of stars, have not caught up with the good times. Aunt Liu Xiaoqing dominated the hearts of ordinary Chinese people in those years, but the money she earned in her life may not be as much as Cai Xukun's annual income. Teacher Mu Zimei has been standing on the Internet for more than ten years, and now he is only nestled in the small town on the outskirts of Beijing to make money diligently, and the profession of Internet celebrity is like a civil servant, not to mention Mimon, and the small anchors who are popular on Douyin cannot be compared.

Let's take a look at Teacher Mu's income over the years: In 2003, Teacher Mu became popular on the Internet with a thousand people cutting documentary literary works "Testaments", and only enjoyed the fame and did not get benefits. Teacher Mu does not charge money for sleeping with men, and sex documentary literature cannot be officially published, and at that time, e-commerce did not rise, nor could it take goods to sell around. At that time, Mr. Mu was a performance artist among Internet celebrities.

However, Saion lost his horse, and he knew that it was not a blessing. Fortunately, Mr. Mu did not make money, so he was able to be an editor for so many years. Later, fictional writers who wrote romance high essays in Jinjiang were invited to tea and talk and even detained and imprisoned.

Your uncle will always be your uncle, your aunt or your aunt. When the older generation of Internet celebrities gradually faded into obscurity, Teacher Muzimei stayed on Weibo with the ID of "no V", and casually played with a million big V, re-capturing a group of young and middle-aged loyal fans.

Teacher Mu is not only artistically evergreen, but also has a strong vitality, and he really does not rely on eating the old book. Many young new fans don't even know about the "Love Letter" file. Without adding V to make money on Weibo, it relies on emotional counseling. Like VIPABC, one-on-one voice consultation, what an advanced model.

Consulting cases are sorted into text, published on public accounts, and rewarded; assembled into books to collect royalties; hot discussions on Weibo about emotional topics, tearing fights, daily fan interactions, maintaining popularity, and then receiving a few small advertisements.

Teacher Mu advertised that I had to say two words, that was indeed very open. Don't write soft text without being decrepit, advertising is advertising, hard to bang bang. You can't be sarcastic if you want to, isn't advertising a legitimate profession? Eat the big guy!

These incomes add up, Teacher Mu can't earn a million a year, and hundreds of thousands of dollars are also there. She lives in Yanjiao Town, eats dozens of pieces of Meituan takeaway, lives a low-key and simple life, and carefully manages her wealth. Where is the Internet celebrity, this is more diligent than the middle-aged white-collar workers who have a family and a room.

Teacher Mu sleeps with men instead of relying on men, does not deceive consumers, every penny is exchanged for his hard work, admiration, but also feel that something is wrong. Does this seem to be incompatible with her unbridled and deviant image?

Teacher Mu is a mystery, and her magic lies in the fact that she is contradictory, opposing, unpredictable, undefinable, illogical. She's not the girl of your dreams, she's the kind of wonder you can't even dream of.

If Teacher Mu didn't like to show his real life so much, he wouldn't have any sense of violation. Although she has changed from a practitioner of sexual performance art to an intimate aunt of emotional mailboxes, Ms. Mu's values of freedom, independence, and contempt for male power and social norms are in line, and her online personality evolution is fully self-justifying. So the Muzimi we imagined, although she didn't look good, should live a gypsy life of being uninhibited and free to do whatever she wanted. Even if you are not reported by the chaoyang masses for flying leaves, at least you have to buy drunken kisses in the bar late at night from time to time like Li Shi for people to photograph.

So when we see Teacher Mu and the cat living in Yanjiao Town, dressed like a small town woman, going to the park every day, going to the gym every day to jump exercises, ordering takeaway and salt baking chicken in the evening, looking for a local taxi driver in Yanjiao, it is not about the cannon, but as a third party to live a small life, we think this picture is a little uncomfortable.

Teacher Mu himself probably vaguely felt that it was not right, so he spent several years setting up a person for the driver on Weibo: flexible and capable, skillful and not working, rich in folk wisdom. At the same time, she also explained her relationship with the driver, not a secular man and woman sticking together to live a small life, she is a detached third party, generously sharing a man with his wife, paying for the car and the missed work fee to the driver to buy his clock.

However, Teacher Mu does not know that your DAY-TO-DAY love model is new, and the core of this relationship is still a tedious extramarital love triangle, and there is nothing new in the world.

And this kind of stinky and long entangled love triangle like a shroud can actually be divided and combined for 5 years, and the Chinese sex pioneer Mu Teacher has become a small family jasper that is more gentle than most urban men and women.

In addition to the confusion of the identity of the second and third dimensions, There is also a place for Teacher Mu to be breathtaking. After reading her Weibo, you don't know whether she is smart or stupid, and you don't know if she is rational or not.

Without adding V to analyze the feelings of people in the public account, even including her tearing up with Yang Shupeng on Weibo and forcing the ark to retreat, the fans' evaluations are rational, dashing, and three views. Teacher Mu, who studied philosophy, could not be without logic, in fact, what happened to the driver in these five years, she knew better than anyone. And I calmly dissected it myself:

The first stage: she hooked up with a taxi driver with a bitter life, and the other party saw that although she looked ugly, she was still in good shape, and she didn't want money or fame, and she didn't sleep in vain;

The second stage: the driver found that he was still sleeping with an Internet celebrity, and he was also exposed on Weibo, and at first he was a little afraid to withdraw. Later, I thought that the Internet celebrity was more or less a rich person, and he might be able to catch something by rubbing it down;

The third stage: the driver found that her Internet celebrity not only did not have much money, but also had a very sharp life, and could not expect any oil and water. Moreover, his family got the demolished house and cash, and the affair was pinched by his wife, and he had to leave the house without paying attention. The risk suddenly increased, and I was going to tear her up.

To be honest, most women have a bubble of in their brains in love, and even if the breakup is torn up, they are willing to believe that they were his white moonlight in the first place. Being able to analyze emotional relationships without mercy and knowing that she looks ugly is worthy of Muzimi's teacher.

However, no matter how dashing the posture is, you can also see the young daughter of Teacher Mu from Weibo. Posting photos of the driver, cooking and washing vegetables and repairing things, and the shoulders she pillows when she is happy are no different from the 20-year-old flower season pure love little girl. It is completely a childish romance novel, but the protagonist makes people play.

Even now the lawsuit is about to start, Teacher Mu is fierce during the day, late at night people eat salt baked chicken, can continue to be crazy, determined that the reason why the driver is now vicious to put her to death, or because it is inseparable from her. Only when you don't forget it can you think back.

This huge contrast sometimes makes onlookers have a kind of cold feeling of sweat and hair, and we can't help but ask: Is Muzi Beauty set up to collapse, and is Mu Teacher schizophrenic?

I don't think so. Mr. Wood is probably more normal than most. As for the human design, Li Shi used tao Jingying's sentence to be the most suitable for her: Teacher Mu does not have the problem of collapsing people, and the collapse is her human design.

The reason why the appearance is so inconsistent and full of loopholes is because Teacher Mu is too real.

Everyone, no matter how powerful and how bright your neck is politically correct, living to an age, life in the surface, it is inevitable that there will be a lot of sores and inadequacies. It's just that the dark side of ordinary people's lives that are not humane enough will not be easily exposed to people. It's instinctive self-preservation and a form of social courtesy.

Just like listed companies don't want people to know the bad news, which social elite wants to let people know that their families do not fit children with ADHD have a psoriasis couple who have been laughing and not laughing for three years?

I may selectively let you know some of my innocuous troubles and make them up into paragraphs to make you think that I am still the most interesting person.

But as for my fragile, dark shame and powerlessness, let you know the idea that the three views will be shattered in the future and even open their eyes in disgust, I will not say. Just kidding, even a photo, without P or without filters, I won't easily show you.

The reason why Muzimi is uncomfortable is because she shows us how unbearable life can go.

If you're not careful, it could be us.