Mei Ting's acting skills exploded instantly, and when she untied her pajamas, Huang Bo seemed to be unable to catch her head and turned to the side

Ladies and gentlemen, I've worked hard, I've finished reading the text, let's have something funny, and relax your mood. If you like it, pay attention!

The junior brother who held the board was about to be beaten to death by the senior brother when he waited

I never dare to let my girlfriend go here to play, and I am always worried that I will get pregnant unexpectedly

Who put the printer and the shredder together?!

Bridesmaids: Sisters, if you don't want to throw it, just say it!

Chasing life-chasing unicycles, this speed can even catch up with Hades!

The strongest assist in history, Aunt really used her life to help tug-of-war

Groom: The little princess who has always lived in my heart can finally come out and experience life today!

The cat learned the essence of Mr. Ma's martial arts, and he beat it with one move of "lightning five consecutive whips".

This classmate's movements are a bit like a bus driver

At first glance, you can tell that this golden retriever is a single dog, and it is not stable at all

Dedicated to the picture in a daze, it's a pity that you don't look at it!

"One person beats the whole banker? good guy, Sichuan people will change their faces!"

Chicken: Wait, I'll have the strength to lay eggs when I'm full

I don't think Erha has a low IQ, but it's just a little disdainful of the world

This hat is pretty good-looking

How lazy must someone be to invent an automatic laundry folding machine

The three girls insisted on playing with the excavator with me, and I didn't dare to ask to drive away!

It's really accurate measurements, and every single grain is just right!

This kid is up to you when he's young, and he's born with infinite strength, but it's a bit of a waste of money

The pinnacle showdown between the two major mobile phone sellers, which one do you support?

Twins!!

He seems to be called Liu Neng, I haven't seen him for a long time

Kid: You have to catch it as fast as you can, or you won't have another chance

Why don't you go home to avoid such a heavy rain?

The temper of a single dog is really grumpy

Girl, you're curious about what's here, this is the men's restroom

The importance of wearing a helmet!!

Let the two of you compete, what do you think you two are doing here, do you want to play this fine dance door?

Steamed dragon fruit? Can you still eat this? It's the first time I've seen this way of eating

Text: Jiang Shiyue

This duckling is pretty good

The boss said he never wanted to have a birthday again

Yang: What did I say smelled so fragrant, it turned out to be the third uncle

It's not that you're going wrong. It's the line drawing is reversed.,Contact the road administration to redraw it!

The clear water enters the throat like a stomach-burning liquor, and the person who said that he would stay has long since left.

There are always some people who are so clearly engraved in your life, immersed in the blood, deep into the bone marrow, and cannot be forgotten in life and death. He has followed your breath all his life, followed your memory, and accompanied you to the gray hair and eyebrows, to the desolation.

I came into this world crying, and I was going to go back crying!

All goals are dark, only action is accompanied by light!

Those who can act are not necessarily actors, and those who can pretend must be grandsons.

Trauma is more indelible than love. ——Zhang Xiaoxian, "The Woman on the Bread Tree"

Love is like a long stream of water, engraved in my heart. There is a lot of nagging on the road to adulthood, and the years are long and gray hair is fluttering. When Thanksgiving Day comes, the snow flies, and I give my mother an eiderdown jacket. I wish my mother a warm and happy heart!

If you don't get a response, you must know how to stop in moderation. Don't treat every enthusiasm, don't please any indifference. When others don't need you, you have to learn to walk away on your own, be more self-aware, and be less self-conscious.

It is a sudden event for a man to kiss a woman, and a woman kissing a man is a premeditated event.

We are all dead in love without repentance.