The scholar divorced his wife
In a small town in ancient times, there lived a scholar named Li Mo. He read poetry and books and had outstanding talents, but because of his poor family, he was unable to seek fame for a long time. Li Mo's wife, Zhao, is a snob, and she only hopes that her husband can soar and let her live a prosperous and wealthy life.
On this day, Li Mo was studying hard in the study, but Zhao was chattering on the side, thinking that he was not motivated enough to let her live the life of a noblewoman. Li Mo was distraught by the noise, and finally couldn't help but retort: "Madam, studying to gain fame is not a day's work, you need to study quietly, you are so noisy, how can I concentrate?"
When Zhao heard this, he immediately became angry, pointed at Li Mo's nose and scolded: "You useless scholar, you only know how to immerse yourself in hard study all day long, when can I live a comfortable life? If you are so useless again, I will reconcile with you!"
When Li Mo heard this, his heart ached, but when he thought of Zhao's character, he knew that he couldn't reason with her, so he had to sigh and continue to study hard.
A few days later, Li Mo's friend Zhang Gongzi came to visit. Zhang Gongzi's family is well-off, and he is a bold person, and he has a very good relationship with Li Mo. Seeing that Li Mo's face was haggard, he asked the reason with concern. Li Mo reluctantly told Zhang Gongzi about Zhao's complaints.
Zhang Gongzi laughed after hearing this, patted Li Mo's shoulder and said, "Brother Mo, why bother about such a trivial matter? I have a plan to solve your worries." As he spoke, he attached himself to Li Mo's ear and whispered an idea.
After Li Mo heard this, a sly light flashed in his eyes, and he nodded yes.
The next day, Li Mo deliberately rummaged through the cabinets at home, pretending to be looking for something. Seeing this, Zhao asked curiously, "What are you looking for?"
Li Mo sighed and said, "I was in the study yesterday and accidentally found a treasure map, which marked the hiding place of the treasure. I was hoping to find the treasure and make your life comfortable, but who knew that the treasure map was gone. ”
As soon as Zhao heard that there was a treasure, his eyes suddenly lit up, and he asked anxiously: "What does the treasure map look like?"
Li Mo described the appearance of the treasure map in detail, which made Zhao's heart itch. The two searched for it, but there was no trace of the treasure map. Zhao couldn't help but be a little discouraged, complaining that Li Moding had misremembered the place.
At this moment, Zhang Gongzi came to visit. As soon as he saw Zhao, he pretended to be mysterious and said, "Mrs. Sister-in-law, do you know that there is a treasure hidden in Brother Li's house? I have seen that treasure map, but it is a pity that Brother Li refuses to go on a treasure hunt with me." ”
When Zhao heard this, he suddenly came to his senses, and pulled Zhang Gongzi to ask questions. Zhang Gongzi added fuel to the vinegar to describe the richness of the treasure, which made Zhao's heart moved. She thought to herself: If you can find the treasure, why can't you live the life of a noblewoman?
As a result, Zhao's attitude towards Li Mo took a 180-degree turn, not only no longer complaining that he was useless, but instead flattering him in every way, hoping that he could take her to hunt for treasures together. Seeing this, Li Mo secretly laughed in his heart, but he was silent.
A few days later, Li Mo pretended to tell the Zhao clan that he had found the place where the treasure was hidden, but it would take some time to prepare. Zhao believes it and looks forward to finding treasure as soon as possible every day.
Finally, one day, Li Mo told Zhao that tomorrow would be the day of treasure hunting. Zhao was so excited that he stayed awake all night, and got up early the next day to dress up.
However, when Li Mo took the Zhao family to the so-called "Hidden Treasure Land", the Zhao family was dumbfounded. It turned out that the so-called treasure land was actually a barren cemetery. Li Mo pointed to a tombstone and said, "Madam, this is where the treasure is hidden." Look at the words on this tombstone, isn't it 'There are no three hundred taels of silver here?'"
Only then did Zhao understand that he had been tricked by Li Mo and Zhang Gongzi. She was so angry that her face turned red, but she couldn't get a seizure, so she had to go home in a huff.
Since then, the Zhao family no longer dared to complain about Li Mo, for fear that he would come up with some way to trick himself. And Li Mo was also able to study with peace of mind and was no longer disturbed by the Zhao family.
After the story of this scholar divorced his wife spread, everyone laughed at Zhao's snobbery and Li Mo's wit. I don't know what you understand after listening to this joke? Ask for attention and likes, within 20 words, full of laughter, and deal with it wittily! Like and follow, the joy will not stop!