Imprisoned
It is said that in ancient times, there was a prosperous town, and there was a scholar named Zhang San in the town. This Zhang Sanah is not only brilliant, but also famous for his humor and wit. He was thin, wearing a shabby hat, a white-washed green shirt, always smiling, and he didn't worry when the sky fell.
One day, Zhang San was drinking tea and discussing poetry with friends in the teahouse, which coincided with a private visit by the county magistrate, and he also came to this teahouse. The county magistrate has always liked to be vassal, and when he heard that Zhang San was outstanding, he wanted to see it. He sat aside, quietly listening to Zhang San's conversation and laughter with his friends, and nodded secretly in his heart.
Suddenly, the county magistrate remembered a question and wanted to test Zhang San. He stood up, walked up to Zhang San, and asked pretending to be serious, "Zhang San, do you know what a 'big prison' is?"
Zhang San was stunned for a moment, and then smiled: "Back to my lord, the prison is a place where criminals are imprisoned, and it is not something that can be known below." ”
When the county magistrate heard this, he laughed, thinking that this scholar was well-behaved, so he quipped: "Then if you commit a crime and are put in prison by this official, will you be afraid?"
Zhang San blinked and replied solemnly: "My lord, although I am not talented, I have never thought of committing a crime. But if there really is a day when you are put in prison by your lordship, then you have to ...... below."
He deliberately paused, causing the county magistrate and everyone to widen their eyes curiously. Zhang San then slowly continued: "Then I have to ask my lord to prepare more pen, ink, paper, and inkstone, so that I can continue to chant poems and paint in prison and kill time." ”
As soon as these words came out, a burst of laughter broke out in the teahouse. The county magistrate was also infected by Zhang San's humor, and he smiled back and forth, and said in a loud voice: "Okay, you Zhang San, you are really humorous! ”
Since then, Zhang San's reputation has become even louder, and his humor and wit have become the talk of the town. And the joke of "imprisoned" has also become a topic of conversation after dinner, and every time it is mentioned, it can always cause a burst of laughter.
Time flies, and Zhang San is still living his leisurely life in the town. He often chatted and laughed with his friends in the teahouse, using his humor and wit to bring joy to everyone. And the county magistrate often paid private visits, and came to the teahouse to discuss tea with Zhang Sanpin, and the two became friends who forgot about the year.
One day, the county magistrate suddenly had a whim and wanted to try a case in person. He sat in the hall, and Zhang San was jurry on the side. The case is not complicated, but the defendant is a cunning man who tries to get away with it.
The county magistrate listened to it for a long time, but he couldn't find a flaw. He frowned, his eyes full of confusion as he looked at the defendant. At this time, Zhang San suddenly stood up, walked up to the defendant, smiled slightly, and said, "Do you know what a 'big prison' is?"
The defendant was stunned for a moment, not understanding why Zhang San suddenly asked this question. He replied hesitantly, "Prison...... The prison is naturally a place where criminals are imprisoned. ”
Zhang San nodded and continued to ask, "Then have you ever thought about what would happen to you if you were imprisoned by this official?"
The defendant was a little flustered when asked, and he stammered and replied, "I...... Naturally, I was terrified. ”
When Zhang San heard this, he laughed. He pointed to the defendant and said: "You know that the prison is terrible, but why do you dare to commit a crime? Do you know that in the prison, there are not only cold iron bars, but also conscience condemnation. If you truly repent, you can reduce your guilt, but if you quibble, I am afraid that the door of the prison will be opened for you!"
As soon as these words came out, everyone in the hall nodded yes. The defendant was also touched by Zhang San's words, he lowered his head, was silent for a long time, and finally confessed his crime.
After the case was concluded, the county magistrate was full of praise for Zhang San, saying that he was not only a humorous scholar, but also a person with wisdom and a sense of justice. And Zhang San modestly said that he was just doing his part, hoping to contribute to the peace and tranquility of the town.
Since then, the joke of "going to jail" has not only become an after-dinner conversation, but also a symbol of the triumph of justice and wisdom over evil and cunning. And Zhang San, because of this joke and his righteous heart, will always remain in people's hearts. Don't get lost by paying attention to likes, and the wonderful content is new every day!