Scholar divorces his wife (joke)
In ancient times, there was a scholar, surnamed Zhang Mingyi, who was proud of his talent, but he repeatedly failed in the scientific examination, and he was depressed. There is a wife in the family, named Liu Niang, who was born like a flower, but she is a woman with a sharp mouth and a pungent personality. Zhang Yi was angry with the outside every time, and when he returned home, he took Liu Niang out of anger, but Liu Niang was not a good bully, and the two often quarreled.
On this day, Zhang Yi returned from the examination room again, his mood was very heavy, and he fell off the list again, his face was gloomy. As soon as I got home, I saw Liu Niang sitting leisurely in the courtyard embroidering, and she was angry, so she walked over and ridiculed: "You only know how to do some female work all day long, but you don't know how to care about your husband's future. ”
When Liu Niang heard him say this, she already understood a little in her heart, but she was not to be outdone, she smiled slightly, and said: "If you really have that talent, how can I stop you? It's just that you yourself are useless, and who can you complain about? If you have the ability, you are a farmer, and I can also enjoy happiness with you." ”
Zhang Yi was speechless by her words, and he was even more angry in his heart, so he decided to divorce Liu Niang and marry a wife who could help him soar. So he wrote a letter of resignation, handed it to Liu Niang, and said: "You don't know the general situation, and you don't understand the rules, my fate with you is over, so let's go our separate ways from now on." ”
Liu Niang took the letter of resignation, and without reading it, she tore it to shreds, and said with a smile: "If you divorce me, you will divorce me? What are you and me? Since you have this idea, I won't stop you, but you divorce me, don't regret it in the future." ”
Seeing that she didn't care so much, Zhang Yi was even more annoyed in his heart, so he said: "I, Zhang Yi, divorced you today, I am iron-hearted, even if I regret it in the future, it has nothing to do with you." ”
When Liu Niang heard this, she was not angry, but clapped her hands and smiled: "Okay, good, since you have this determination, I will fulfill you." It's just that after you divorce me, don't forget to prepare a generous gift. ”
When Zhang Yi heard this, he immediately became interested and asked, "Oh, how do you say this?"
Liu Niang pursed her lips and smiled, and said, "Since you want to divorce me, you naturally want to marry a new wife." When your new wife enters the door, you must not prepare a generous gift? Otherwise, how can people willingly follow you?"
Zhang Yi was amused by her words, but he was helpless, so he had to agree: "Okay, okay, I will sell this house, and I will also prepare a generous gift." ”
When Liu Niang heard this, she laughed and said, "Then you can hurry up and prepare, I am waiting for your generous gift here." ”
Zhang Yi was so angry with her laughter that she had to go. Thinking about Liu Niang's words in his heart, he felt more and more that something was wrong, but he couldn't say why.
After a few days, Zhang Yi really prepared a generous gift and prepared to marry his new wife. However, just as he was beaming and preparing to welcome his family, news suddenly came that his new wife had died suddenly before marriage. When Zhang Yi heard the news, he suddenly thundered like five thunderbolts, and he felt remorseful in his heart.
When he returned home, he saw Liu Niang sitting in the courtyard embroidering, and his heart was even more mixed. He walked up to Liu Niang and whispered, "Liu Niang, I was wrong. ”
Liu Niang glanced up at him, smiled slightly, and said, "What if you're wrong? Are you ready for this generous gift?"
When Zhang Yi heard this, he immediately couldn't cry or laugh, so he had to sigh and say, "Liu Niang, you are my generous gift." ”
When Liu Niang heard this, she smiled even brighter and said, "Then you have to cherish my generous gift, don't throw it away easily." ”
When Zhang Yi heard this, he was full of emotion in his heart, and since then he has reconciled with Liu Niang as before, and never mentioned the divorce of his wife again.
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