As the old saying goes:
If the apology is useful, what do you want the police to do?
The safety education we received since childhood was to find the police if something happened;
This also leads to many people becoming adults, and when they see that uniform, they still want to call the police uncle.
You may forget how to get home, but you certainly don't forget to call the police.
But sometimes, the police really want to call the police:
I received 180 calls to the police a day, and all of them were living fathers on the other end of the phone.
In a society governed by the rule of law, time is precious.
But you never know what some people will do to alarm Ah Sir.
They are very much like your vexatious leader, there are some things he can do, but he doesn't.
The number of 10086 is only five in total, but he insisted on calling the police and asking the police to help check the phone bill.
When the TV set snowflakes, he didn't look for the business, he looked for the police.
It's not that I said, it's just the snowflake problem, and when the police come to his house, they can only take two pictures on the top of the TV.
But we can't be too harsh, maybe the other party is just an old man living alone, and it is understandable to find the wrong person.
But the police have indeed seen Wolong and Phoenix Chicks a lot, and they even wanted to help them contact the crew of "Approaching Science" overnight.
Someone over there called the police and said that he had been cast a spell;
There are people here who suspect that there are ghosts talking in their ears;
There is even a big smart person who called the police and said that his brain was buzzing, and he suspected that there were aliens.
Just these three sentences, you may not be able to deceive the police, but you can deceive Tang Zhijun in "Space Exploration Editorial Department" from Beijing to Sanya.
I guess at this moment, all the police empathized with Shiro's sentence "If you don't get happy, you will find a doctor, and I won't be able to cure the disease".
Some people are afraid that dirty things will come to them, and some people call the police to say that the person who is dating has been refusing to leave.
I don't know what the odds are of a scammer on a date, but here is a suggestion for everyone:
Be cautious before meeting, at least the two of them will be on a pair of processes first;
Do you want the other party to stay and keep warm after you are done, or just lift your pants and leave?
But if you really want to talk about it, there are indeed a lot of emotional fraud cases that the police department has to accept every day.
For example, a man in Chongqing suddenly found that the other party had an Adam's apple after kissing his girlfriend, and he was shocked to realize that his "girlfriend" was actually a man.
The police on the spot said that he was not only deceived by his feelings, but also transferred 20,000 yuan to someone in the middle.
The police succeeded in arresting the liar, but our Chongqing netizens focused on a marriage that would rather demolish ten temples than destroy a marriage, and they persuaded peace:
Strangle four love!
Encountering a fake couple and calling the police may be considered a performance, but sometimes meeting a real couple can only be regarded as the police's bad luck.
Anyway, I don't know, I can't ask why my girlfriend is crying, and there is any need to call the police.
The police may not be able to ask the girl's thoughts, but they will definitely be able to try to find a real monkey.
The crowd called the police and said that someone pretended to be a veteran to cheat, and after being brought back by the police, he was still stubborn: "Actually, I really served as a soldier." ”
The police asked him to kick a step to see his strength, but as soon as the scammer made a move, he was on crutches.
It's hard not to wonder if he said he had been a soldier or not.
When necessary, the police also have to take care of the big injustice for the masses.
Someone called the police and said that the customer felt that the melon he sold was not sweet and refused to pay.
In order to resolve the conflict, the police paid for the melon that had been cut, but after taking it back to the police station, they tasted it and found that the melon was indeed not sweet.
There will even be some oolong incidents.
We don't know if it's because the policeman's Mandarin is not good, or if the policeman's eldest brother also has free ears.
A fellow villager in Zhejiang called the police to say that he had lost the cutting machine at home, and the police arrived at the scene to find that seven chickens had been lost.
Not to mention how many police officers break their legs every year for inflatable dolls.
We must say here that even if the big guy has solved his physiological needs, can he not throw it away?
To scare passers-by is to call the police.
Some people called the police and saw a "floating corpse" by the river in the middle of the night, and the police saw that it was an inflatable doll;
Some people called the police and found a "hidden corpse" under the bed of the rental house, and the police saw that it was an inflatable doll;
Some people called the police and saw that someone was about to jump off the building, and the police saw that it was an inflatable doll that someone else was drying on the balcony.
It's nothing to run around, but the difficulty is how to keep up with the elderly uncle and aunt to explain that that thing is not a real person, just a tool man.
You said that at the end of the year, the police have seen no more ridiculous things than 1818 GoldenEye.
The Sichuan Public Security Bureau has posted some police records, and about 80,000 of the 110,000 police reports in the year are invalid or harassing.
Therefore, there are not only rivers and lakes where there are people, but also endless blockages.
Talking about this topic today, we can't help but talk about "Guarding the Liberation West".
"Guarding the Liberation of the West" can also be called "The Passion of the People's Police".
On this police documentary reality show, you can see what it means to be embarrassed.
A male college student took the initiative to call the police after recruiting prostitutes, saying that he couldn't bear the loneliness and made a small mistake, and he didn't think that people would find a reason to run away after collecting the money.
While repeatedly emphasizing that it was the first time, he was righteous:
"This money can be fined by the state, but I don't want to be taken away by such scammers. ”
As a result, the police flipped through the chat records and found that good guys, this innocent little white flower is actually full of "full set" and "half set" black words, and at first glance, he has many experience in prostitution.
At this time, the male college still had luck and asked: This is not a crime, is it?
The police replied: It is not a crime, but it is a crime.
To put it bluntly, this is to stand up and stand. I overturned the car in violation of the law, and when I remembered to find the police to seek justice, I felt bad for the police.
There is also a naked man who called the police to say that he was taken to the hotel by an uncle after he was drunk, and woke up to find that the uncle was doing some unspeakable behavior, and he felt that he had been sexually assaulted.
The buddy's bold words made the two police officers want to be deaf on the spot after hearing it.
In the end, the police checked the surveillance and found that he was not forcibly taken away at all, he followed the uncle with a dead face.
They even beat each other into the police station, cuckolded each other, smashed each other's houses, and finally slept in a sadomasochistic couple in a bed.
The audience watched the eyebrows on both sides of the police lock deeper and deeper, like this pair of wall figures made in heaven.
I guess you might think when you see this:
It turns out that the law is as thick as a fortress, and most of the time it is just a farce.
In fact, whether it is this show or the absurd and bizarre police information mentioned in the article, our original intention is not to dilute the seriousness of the police job.
I just want to say that most of the people above are lucky, at least their emotions have been responded to, and the matter has been resolved.
But there are many people who are also in trouble, and there may be various reasons why they do not receive timely help.
Luo Xiang also said that the law is the minimum moral requirement for people, and it is not a panacea for solving social problems.
There is a popular phrase on the Internet, called "Is it the decline of human nature or the lack of morality";
In fact, human nature and morality are the answers to social problems.
Finally, I would like to say that it is good for everyone to trust the people's police, but perhaps we can try to avoid wasting police resources, intentionally or unintentionally.
There are many things that are more useful to go to the relevant departments than to go to the police.