Stephen Chow's classic movie "Tang Bohu Dots Autumn Fragrance", the movie is too exciting, and it is still unfinished. Among them, Stephen Chow and the couplet of the intestines, the classic couplet "One township and two miles have a total of three masters, I don't know the four classics, five books and six meanings, and I dare to teach seven, eight or nine sons, which is very bold!". Just this classic uplink, some people say that no one can be right except Stephen Chow's.
Isn't this too little to look at our netizens, I haven't found anything that can stump our netizens. If you don't believe it, I'll just take one out and surprise the four.
Don't talk nonsense, don't talk nonsense, there are netizens invited to talent.
Shaolin Edition:
Ten halls, nine monks, eight scrolls, strictly abide by the seven precepts, six paths and five laws, but there are no four or three two disciples, and they are at a loss!
Look, this should be the sweeping monk of Shaolin Temple, who has been reading the scriptures for decades in the "Tibetan Scripture Pavilion", and he is the king of the bomb as soon as he makes a move.
钓友版:
Ten fishing and nine empty, breaking eight rods, seven lines and six hooks, looking at the two banks of the five lakes, four seas and three rivers, a blank!
This "fishing age" without ten years should not be understood, Xiaobian I have had two years of "fishing age" can only bow down, admire and admire!
Wage Earner Edition 1:
Working for ten years, saving 98,765 yuan, going to the Four Seasons Club, spending for three days and two nights, there is not a dime left!
Ten years of hard work, saving money, and spending the last three days, you are also a talent.
Wage Earner Edition 2:
Working for ten years and drifting in Kyushu, listening to the wind and busy seven cigarettes on all sides, six impure and five bodies are not safe, but still running around for three more sleepless, just for two copper plates, a lifetime of hard work.
Wage earners have to be busy all their lives for the sake of five buckets of rice and for the sake of their families.
Brick Moving Version:
Ten years of moving bricks, going to nine cities and eight places, breaking seven emotions and six desires, running all over the world, with a debt of 32,000, a mess.
This is the life of "moving bricks", running around, busy, and in the end he has a debt of 30,000 yuan, and the sadness of the salaryman.
Reading Edition:
After ten years of hard study, he traveled through nine schools and eight colleges, gave up seven emotions and six desires, and cared about all over the world, and finally got a salary of 3,002, which was a mess.
Ten years of cold windows no one asked, in one fell swoop to become famous all over the world, after all, it still depends on talent.
Mayu version:
Ten bets and nine losses played eight rounds of cards, did not touch seven six cakes 50,000, lost four or three two yuan, a handful of no Hu.
Quit gambling is the right way, not to mention that your skills and luck are not good, find a job and go to work steadily.
碰瓷版:
Entrepreneurship Edition:
Starting a business is risky, and you need to be cautious when entering the market.
Senior netizen version:
Ten years of cold windows and nine years of obligation, not as good as the seven laws and six arts of netizens from all over the world, hurry up to read the Five Classics and Four Books, and come back to comment on a few words, just for a divine comment.
It's a good sentence just for God's comment, so scared that I hurried to praise you.
Game Enthusiast Edition:
Although you play the game dishes, but you are talented.
Grandmaster Edition:
A generation of grandmasters, who went out on expeditions twice, received three punches and four kicks, threatened five whips and six legs, carried them for seven or eight minutes, and was beaten to death for nine lives, and he was still very hard-mouthed.
You are also a talent, but to be honest, Mr. Ma has never won a fight, but his character has never been lost.
Chef's Edition:
Ten levels of anger, do nine turns of the large intestine, do not put star anise ginger to retain seven points of original flavor, fill in a six-inch round hole, and have five points of confidence to amaze the Quartet, so that the three judges closed their eyes tightly and became famous.
The god of food is reincarnated, how many times have you watched the movie to write such a magnificent poem.
After reading the couplets of netizens, I admired it so much that I couldn't do it, and I thought hard and reluctantly wrote down a couplet as the end.
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Ten days and nine nights of meditation, wrote an article of 876 words, and hoped that friends from all over the world could comment on three words or two words, but ask for a praise.