Guo Degang: Attract flies and mosquitoes!

Title: Guo Degang: Attract flies and mosquitoes!

Hey, have you ever heard of that joke? No, it's not the kind that can make you laugh to the end, it's about Guo Degang. Yes, it's the big brother who talks about cross talk. Don't think he's done with just holding the microphone and giggling, today I'm going to tell you that he's a fly-catcher!

First of all, let's start with his energetic cross talk. If a mosquito hears it, he will probably think to himself, "Oh, this sound is so attractive, I have to fly over and listen to it!" Therefore, by accident, the mosquitoes were seduced by Guo Degang's voice.

Then, you have to look at his stage charisma. As soon as he came on stage, it was a lot of attention! If you don't believe it, if you go to see his performance, those fans, whether they are mosquitoes or not, must be suppressed by his aura. Think about it, if you were a fly, would you want to join in the fun? Don't blame me for not reminding you, Guo Degang is a master of catching flies!

Again, I have to talk about his fame. I've heard that, it's not idle. He is a bright star in the cross talk world, popular all over the country. If you are a mosquito, you will definitely have to fly over to join in the fun when you hear that Guo Degang is coming. Don't look at his usual sweet mouth, but when he really comes to the stage, no one wants to steal his limelight!

And he's got a pretty big circle! Come to think of it, he's got a lot of people. If you are a petty profit, you will definitely yearn for him and want to make a good life. Oh, isn't this Guo Degang the king of attracting flies and mosquitoes?

Finally, I have to tell you that he has a great sense of humor. Whether on stage or in private, he always brings laughter. You think, if you were a mosquito and you were amused by him, you would definitely think that this is a place worth staying. Just like people always like to go to lively places, mosquitoes are no exception!

To sum up, you see, isn't Guo Degang just a person who attracts flies and mosquitoes? His voice, stage charm, fame, circle, and sense of humor are simply a paradise for flies and mosquitoes! Which of those mosquitoes doesn't want to join in the fun and enjoy himself around him? So, don't you say?