North Korean army: There is a reason for provocation, and the baptism of fire is sent at any time
North Korea has caused another uproar in recent days, with Kim Yo-jong, vice minister of the Central Committee of the Workers' Party, making a speech declaring that the North Korean military would inflict a "baptism of fire" on any provocation.
This statement has aroused widespread concern and speculation in the international community.
For its part, North Korea responded to allegations that North Korea fired artillery shells at disputed maritime borders in a "bomb-not-bomb" manner.
Is this a military drama or an audio comedy?
Cannon or Bombing? Kim Yo-jong's North Korean version of "The Battle of Music"
North Korea fired more than 60 artillery shells in the northwest of the peninsula, sparking high tensions in the region, the South Korean military said.
North Korea, however, does not see it that way, insisting that it was carrying out an explosives blasting campaign.
It's just that the event seems to have turned into a "music war".
In his speech, Kim Yo-jong denied the shelling, claiming that the North Korean military was only conducting blasting charges to test South Korea's response.
One can't imagine whether North Korea's military drills also included fireworks, music and light displays, and a military band conductor brandishing a model missile as if conducting a symphony orchestra.
Did Kim Yo-jong pull out a guitar and sing the "March of Peace" during his speech, using the power of music to defuse tensions on the Korean Peninsula?
The "baptism of fire" is about to be staged, and the new weapon of the DPRK: shampoo missiles?
What kind of scene is the "baptism of fire" mentioned in Kim Yo-jong's speech also gives rise to a series of whimsical ideas.
Rumor has it that the DPRK will launch a completely new weapon - "shampoo missile"!
The missile is said to be able to baptize while protecting the hair of North Korean soldiers, ensuring that they will still shine in battle and will never lose their style due to artillery fire.
This new weapon has attracted the attention of the global hairstylist, and many hairstylists say that this is a subversive revolution and may become a new direction in the future international arms race.
In addition, there are rumors that North Korea plans to launch a series of products such as "Wash Face Water Missile" and "Nail Art Missile" to completely change the traditional concept of armaments.
In this regard, the international community has expressed its expectation that perhaps on the battlefield in the future, not only can you see the smoke of gunpowder, but also smell the fragrance of perfume, and everything is possible.
North Korea accuses South Korea of miscalculation: the bomb impact point is in the buffer zone at sea?
The controversy focused on the bombing point.
In his speech, Kim Yo-jong claimed that the explosives hit the buffer zone at sea, but the South Korean military believed it was near the disputed maritime border.
It's reminiscent of a basketball game in elementary school, where two teams argued over a rebound, and at the end of the referee's whistle, both declared the winner, which was a bit comical. In this international version of the "rebounding" game, no one really seems to have won.
It's no wonder that Kim Yo-jong is disdainful of South Korea's response, after all, in her eyes, South Korea is just drawing a prison, and North Korea is the master of the stage.
The South Korean military responded: Responsive shooting training is not impatient or impatient
Faced with the threat of a "baptism of fire" from North Korea, the South Korean military has conducted responsive shooting drills.
However, South Korea's response has been calm and calm compared to the tensions in North Korea.
Maybe they're in a "responsive shooting exercise," but it's like a slow-motion movie, with weapons fired leisurely and bullets like snowflakes falling slowly, as if performing a ballet of weapons.
A spokesman for the South Korean military said they had no plans to continue further operations after the incident, as if to suggest: "We're just having a military health exercise, don't panic." ”
The calm response was reminiscent of a health dance contest in which militaries displayed their "weapons dances" to each other in a light-hearted scene that made one wonder if it was a friendly contest in which the winner would receive a bottle of North Korea's special shampoo.
Epilogue: Comedy in the smell of gunpowder, a dramatic moment on the Korean Peninsula
The whole incident seemed to be a comedy, and the North Korean military show seemed more like a raucous concert.
From "The Battle of Music" to "Shampoo Missiles", all kinds of absurd plots are intertwined to make people laugh.
Perhaps, the dramatic moment on the Korean Peninsula is the spice the world needs to relax tensions in international relations amid laughter.
In this laughter, we may be able to look at international affairs more rationally and not always take them too seriously.
It remains to be seen whether the "baptism of fire" in North Korea will actually be staged.
But in this comedy, we can learn at least one thing: Sometimes, laughter defuses a crisis better than munitions.
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