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Today's topic: What motivates me to go to work every day...
打工人请谨记：上班工作是卖时间给老板，只有摸鱼才是挣老板的钱[呆无辜]
Since the company recruited me, I have to take a certain risk, and I want to let the company know that it is cheap and not good
Editor: Oh, hey, it's a talent [covering his face] [covering his face] [covering his face] [covering his face]
我的剁椒鱼头上班充到下班 不用花一分钱[舔屏][舔屏]别提多香
Editor: You should buy a BYD, charge it at work, discharge it when you get home from work, turn on the TV and blow the air conditioner, and never have to pay the electricity bill again [black face]
Netizen: One day I forgot to fully charge my mobile phone after work, and I felt that this shift was in vain
实不相瞒，我都在单位宿舍洗好澡洗好床单衣服、手机充满电、才下班...
Editor: Do you do laundry at work? You must be a career editor with a salary of 68,000 a month
偷偷告诉你，单位Wi-Fi记录你浏览的内容，我就是看不该看的被领导点了[捂脸][捂脸][捂脸][捂脸][捂脸]
Editor: Friendly reminder, when it comes to privacy, switch to traffic
我一直坚信，我能进的公司就不是什么高端公司[大笑]
Editor: Before joining: Hire me, I will do a good job [tears];After joining: This company is like this [look] [look]
Netizen: Before joining: I can learn, hire me [tears];
电动车电瓶都得充满，还有买个可充电的灯泡回家省钱不要开灯
Netizen: Shh
实不相瞒，我还接了一个打印的兼职，外面接货用公司打印机打印[奸笑][奸笑]
Netizen: We can't do this, saying that we want to save costs, or we will be saved as costs [Look]
Netizen: Yes, when you have children, you can also unlock one, print homework[666]
作为过来人告诉你，喝水的杯子买小的，喝完回去接，能接好多趟，不要买大杯。
Editor: You know how to touch the fish [Inspiration]
毫不夸张，周末双休就便秘，一上班排便都正常了[泪奔]
Editor: Paid is comfortable [flash of inspiration]
The slogan of my whole family: what the unit has, what the family has, what the family has to take
Editor: Horizontal batch: The unit is my home, and you can take whatever you want
上班的时候恨不得啥群都八卦[捂脸]，下班之后一个消息都不想回复，有事第二天上班带薪八卦
Editor: This kind of thing is generally called a fishing pairing
Before applying: people are honest and don't talk much; after they join the company: they are old and don't talk much
Editor: People, to be honest, not much
有没有包吃包住，包水电，还朝九晚五双休的工作吗，中午还能睡两到三小时。 I came late and left early for a job, and I found [look] I love my company [than heart]
Netizen: I went to work at 10 o'clock in the morning for more than an hour to put on makeup, went down to have lunch and took a lunch break, slept until more than 5 o'clock and then went down to have a meal, came up to brag about it, more than 6,000 a month, two days off. It's a pity that the company has closed down... Who said that we workers have no feelings for the company? [tears] [tears] [tears]
嫖垃圾袋这个事我着实没想到，感谢提醒[作揖][作揖][作揖]
Netizen: When sending couriers to relatives and friends, I stuffed two garbage bags and grabbed a pen [lick the screen] [lick the screen] [lick the screen] [lick the screen]
我没那么复杂，我来单位只干三件事
Editor: The main focus is health detoxification
[微笑]每天不顺一包纸巾走就觉得亏了
Editor: With you in the company, the company's opponents will rest assured [secret observation]
Friends who have never been able to find the meaning of going to work before, are they now empowered?
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