Text/Guanwen Shi said
Editor/Guanwen Shi said
As a ten-year-old reader, I have read hundreds of all kinds of online novels, not thousands, of which make people want to abandon the text when they see it, and seriously doubt the author's brain circuit and cultural level, so let's take a look at those wonderful moments. [Floating clouds]
01
The female protagonist is sick, and the male protagonist delays the college entrance examination
(To tell you the truth, the editor is the group of people who postponed the college entrance examination for a month because of the new crown, I went back to inquire, which girl was sick that year, and she could have such a big pomp, waiting for my news)
02
(Oh my God, I can't imagine how terrifying it is, this author is not just uneducated)
03
(There are so many slots of lightning points in this slot, I don't even know where to start laughing)
04
05
I just brushed up on an explosive one: The teacher asked Xueba to memorize pi, and when Xueba memorized it, no one in the class understood, and Xueshen explained: "He is reciting pi backwards"
(If you don't say that people are indeed cool on campus, this is too cool, unlike us ordinary people who will only memorize 3.1415926)
06
The male protagonist draws an equilateral right triangle
(Ah this, my CPU is all dry burned, is this some new math research?)
07
The heroine of an ancient novel helped the old lady hold a birthday banquet, saying that she was very busy, and she slept for three or four hours every day, and the iron beating people couldn't stand it
High school students who sleep only five hours a day make a high-pitched popping sound
(This sleep is already very good, could it be that this heroine is a contemporary young man who has traveled through the past?)
08
The heroine traveled through the time to ask the maid, and the maid said, "Miss, it's the end of the Eastern Han Dynasty"
(Could it be that this maid also came through time?, otherwise how could she know so much about it?)
(A classic of the classics)
09
(Compared with the above one who postponed the college entrance examination for a month, I feel that my money ability is a little weak)
10
On station b, I saw a doctor with AB blood, and the patient needed blood type A, so the doctor used a straw to draw out the type A blood in his AB blood and gave it to the patient
(Although this doctor is indeed great, it is really a medical miracle to do so, thank you very much)
11
Coupled with the ground-level best elixir Nine Pattern Golden Lotus Pill, the superposition of the two is not as simple as one plus one equals two!
It's one by one!
(Maybe sometimes the result is not important, what matters is the process, that's right, the author of this article is such a person, I can't go on)
12
Liu Bei said to Zhuge Liang: Ge Liang, you are here
(Ah, this, it's hard to comment, won't it be the following article)
Ge Liang, Ma Yi led a large army to the city, Hou Jing has already beheaded our two generals, and Sun Huang's support will arrive in a few days, what do you think
(Don't say it, he's weirdly polite)
Cao Cao: Hou Yuan...... Hou Yuan! Generals: Who's your name? Xiahouzhou may have called me
(This has some similarities with the above.)
13
"The little match girl was so cold that she struck the match for the last time. ”
"I saw a president walk out of the fire,"
The president smiled evilly and said to the little girl: "Woman, you are playing with fire~!"
(There are three points of coldness, four points of uninhibitedness, and a few points of nonchalance in his smile)
14
There is also a father and son relationship severed in front of his father's grave because the enemy is too strong to avenge the killing of his father
(The !! above)
15
The protagonist and a group of rich second-generation drag racers, the speed of which soared to Mach 120
(Is this speed real?)
16
The female protagonist went to 211 universities with 211 points, and the male protagonist went to 9.85 million universities with 985 points, and finally the male protagonist merged the two universities into 598 universities by himself, at the cost of his one Nobel Prize a year
(Not only do you think, but I also want to know which talented person this is, and does his story have a prototype?
(If this Nobel is really taken away by him every year, the male protagonist will become our big celebrity)
17
He rushed in and threw a box on the ground, and rushed to the kidnapper: "There is 100 million cash in this 9949, and my woman was released"
(If he wants to say that it is a check, I don't dare to refute it easily, after all, we really don't understand the world of rich people, but if he wants to say that a box contains 100 million cash, then I have to say it, what a big box it must be)
18
The way the male owner chases the female owner is to give her a miracle warm and warm diamond.,The female owner was taken aback "I've never seen so many diamonds" I remember I saw it in junior high school.,It was brutally dirty at the time.,I guess in the author's world, the thing I wanted most at that time was game currency.。 Now I still remember who the author is, she is still a well-known senior in the novel circle, so she doesn't say her name so as not to be seen.
(Which senior is this?,I really want to eat melons))
19
One point difference, the male protagonist went to the vocational high school, and the female protagonist went to the heavy high school
20
"I won't reveal where the sect master is."
"She, your sect master is a woman?"
(I watched it several times, only to find that there was a speech-to-text conversion at that time)
21
(This is a god horse? once again refreshes the perception of contemptible people)
22
He was a man of high spirits, and he was willing to bow his head and apologize for her?????
(This overlord literature is played clearly, and the light of Mary Sue belongs to her)
23
"Lin Chuan, you've been besieged by us!!"
I saw that in the dark dense forest, nearly a thousand black figures had faintly drilled out.
They are:
(This author is so good, his details are so appropriate, but when he finishes writing the names of these thousand people, this one will have to be tens of thousands of words, could it be that this is hydrology?)
24
In a bathhouse, the boiler forgot to turn off the fire, so he kept burning, and the water boiled to a thousand degrees
(Oh my God, won't this water boil dry)
25
I only know the poorest author, and I still can't forget the Shenhao system, the first thing the protagonist does when he gets rich is to buy a refrigerator of iced tea
(This ad is really advanced)
26
It's not that the author's culture is low.,It's just that it's not proofread.。。 The author writes about the bitter cold at the border, and it is not easy for the soldiers to fight, and the writing is really good, and I have tears in my eyes when I see it. One of them wrote that just after the battle, a soldier took out his godmother...... DBQ was wiping tears from his eyes when he saw this, and all of a sudden his big snot burst out laughing
(It's really because of proofreading, after all, normal people's brains can't think of such a strange plot)
27
The male protagonist and the female protagonist are in the United States, and the female protagonist faints, and the male protagonist says to go to the New York People's Hospital
(Made in China, you can be trusted)
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