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The Internet University can always give the audience a new "shock".
Whenever a bad movie appears, everyone thinks that this can be the bottom line of the movie, but the next online university is freshly released, and it can refresh the audience's cognition again.
What is the charm of the Internet University?
The audience can see an old star in his fifties or sixties with a wrinkled face, looking at a little flower who is like a flower and has a good figure.
Whether it is Daji or Xiaoqing, they all have big shoulders and round waists, bucket waists twisting around, and sometimes it is quite helpless to watch movies alone.
There are not only a series of veteran Hong Kong stars such as Chen Haomin, Ren Dahua, and Lu Liangwei.
There are also a bunch of celebrities who bravely enter the entertainment industry with the "young master".
For example, Ma Boqian's version of Xiao Yan played with Hu Jing, who was 18 years older than him, in the new "Breaking the Sky".
For another example, Sammo Hung's son Hong Tianzhao became an anti-narcotics policeman in the Internet University, as a big male protagonist, he looks like this-
Don't worry, isn't there another Internet university coming-
"Thunder Sweeping Drugs" was launched on the two first-line platforms of Goose Factory and Taojia.
It's anti-drug again, and when I look at this poster, the smell of a bad movie is blowing in my face, and this composition is similar to the level of a certain treasure to do a graduation project.
Click on the comment area, and as expected, there was a lot of scolding.
"The film is rotten, rotten than rotten eggs", "Which prince is coming to the entertainment industry".
After being recruited so many times, there are still netizens stepping on thunder, what is the magic of "Thunder Sweeping Drugs", and how rotten is it?
Don't panic, the show has already begun-
As soon as they heard the name, many veteran drama fans were moved.
Not to mention that the online version of "Thunder Sweeping Drugs" is exactly the same as the drama version 11 years ago, it is simply a world of difference.
I've seen drugs that make people lose their minds and make people flutter, but I haven't really seen anything that can make people mutate.
When the drug dealer was about to torture the kidnapped traitor, he narrowed his eyes and stuck the needle in the leg of the sexy woman next to him.
The woman who was still smiling a second ago instantly showed a look of pain on her face.
Then, the woman began to stagger towards the traitor.
I didn't get an order, why did I walk directly to that person so obediently, why didn't I turn around and pounce on the person who injected me?
Don't ask, it's the director's order to ask.
I don't know and I thought this was a thriller zombie movie,
She staggered over as if she was half-paralyzed, walked in front of the other party, paused, and bit his neck with her head down.
At this time, with a few words coming out of the police headset "The target is in danger of life", the whole picture is particularly funny.
The zombie film also has a live commentary, which is quite advanced.
As an anti-narcotics policeman, of course, he had to hide himself more after being exposed, and as a result, this guy appeared at the interrogation scene again as if showing off in the film.
No, you really think that the anti-narcotics police undercover is the same as the criminal investigation film?
The funniest thing is that this little brother not only doesn't care about his identity at all.
He even took the criminals away on his own initiative.
The criminal's younger brother tried to take revenge and kidnapped the martyr's child, but the male protagonist didn't even discuss it, and directly took the criminals to replace them.
Seeing this, I really want to look up to the sky and roar, how can there be such a bottomless and crazy plot.
After changing the hostages, the criminal turned around and detained the child, God knows what the male protagonist's brain circuit is thinking, talking to the drug dealer about trust, preparing a little in advance, and can only watch the child being dragged away.
Playing cool at will, bursting with personal heroism, not even talking about a little resourcefulness, you tell this is the anti-narcotics police?
Wash and sleep.
The amazing thing is not that the Internet is so bad, but that no matter how bad it is, there is no bottom line, and there are really old drama bones to support it.
The "big coffee" who played in friendship in "Thunder Sweeping Drugs" is Gao Shuguang, who may have an average coffee position in the film and television industry, but he is also a powerful actor with many popular works.
After all, "Celebrating More Than Years", "Son-in-law", "The Wind Rises in Luoyang" and "Qingqing's Daily" are not low, and the dramas to be broadcast "Celebrating More Than Years 2" and "Rose Story" are even more popular.
It's not that there is no filming, in the past two years, whether it is online or to be broadcast, there have been 5 major online films in a row, it's not that I said, uncle, you are still very busy.
All his scenes in the film are reading lines in the office, and he looks like he has finished filming all at once, just like Du Zhiguo in "Breaking the Ice".
In fact, the conventional configuration of the Internet University is an old drama bone + a big-breasted actress.
The old drama bones here have to appear in the original voice to make a wedding dress for the real protagonist, while the actress on the other side must be exposed in all kinds of ways, wiping them intentionally or unintentionally, and it is best to shake the two balls on her chest.
What's the deal out of stock?
it.
There are very few actresses in "Thunder Sweeping Drugs", but as long as one appears, the role is to rely on the figure to attract the audience.
These actresses are obviously not like other actors in the Internet University, who show their faces openly, but whether it is the shooting angle or the behavior of the actors, they will still lead to the feeling of rubbing.
Everyone knows what to order.
In fact, judging from the name of "Thunder Sweeping Drugs", the audience can already guess what level it is.
Under the banner of anti-drugs, telling stories with messy and bug-prone scripts, the male protagonist has a huge halo and plays cool at will regardless of discipline, but he can still get the title of "good policeman", and finally won a first-class merit, and they all shouted slogans with joy, and more than an hour passed.
Using the coat of an anti-narcotics police officer to show himself, who can really understand the price paid by the police in real life, I think, if it is a real police family or an audience who is engaged in the police, they will be doubly angry after watching this film.
But everyone doesn't know the young actors among them, who will the pot fall on in the end?
Whoever holds up the stage with a big wrist, the audience will of course scold whoever they see.
epilogue
Seriously, these online universities are really enough.
With a bad script, the actors who no one cares about, wantonly slander professionalism without a bottom line, and show their personal charm unashamedly in the play, this is really a face.
Could it be that the plot of drug trafficking in a good drama can be transferred to the movie at will?
In fact, the audience has no opinion on the Internet University itself, anyway, it only takes more than an hour, and it is enough to tell the story honestly.
But most of the big online producers on the market didn't put their minds on the script and shooting at all.
There is no logic, the overwhelming plastic surgery face and big breasts, there is no room for those with acting skills, but those without acting skills can "play" to their heart's content, and it is difficult for the audience not to scold.
From Chen Haomin, Lu Liangwei, Ma Jingtao, to Gillian, Du Zhiguo, Gao Shuguang, when did this network university shoot a head? #记录我的12月#
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