Text/Muqiao Jane
Edited by Mujo Janeko
Preface
Do you often shop online?
Although it is said that "online shopping is risky, and you need to be cautious when placing orders", in the face of the dazzling array of goods on mobile phones, we still can't help but be a "chopping party".
Outcome...... I just want to quote the queen's sentence in "The Legend of Zhen Huan": Cut autumn, the head of the palace hurts.
Let's take a look at the famous scene of netizens shopping for overturned cars online, and you can see any strange products.
Maybe after reading it, you'll feel better.
"Surprise" becomes "shock"
A young lady, seeing a lot of people buying blind boxes of clothes, felt very fun, so I tried it myself.
When her courier came back, the young lady was still excited, excitedly showing off her Hanfu blind box to netizens.
Before opening the seal, she also thought about various types of Hanfu, how to think about how beautiful, how to think about how excited.
But after opening, huh, why is the color of this Hanfu weird?
Wait for the young lady to put it on, and she will be completely dumbfounded!
This is Hanfu, yes, but seller, do you want the young lady to become a monk on the spot? It's so rude.
In addition to the young lady who likes to open the blind box of clothes, some little brothers also like it.
This little brother spent 69.9 to buy a Hanfu blind box, but he didn't expect to send himself away directly after wearing it.
The little brother said: I was really convinced, I didn't dare to look directly at the photo, I felt like I had walked out of the grave.
Netizens also ridiculed, saying that they just saw the cover and thought it was a master.
If you say that the blind box that the little brother bought was sent away directly, then the netizen below was directly sent by the blind box to be a hero in ancient times.
After opening the package, a capitalized and bold word "prisoner" came into view, and netizens couldn't help but sigh: This is really a set of Hanfu that has run through China for 5,000 years.
After reading the following people, you will know what it means to "not be the worst, only worse".
A netizen who works on a construction site bought himself a pair of work pants online. When you put it on, it looks like a pair of serious pants from the outside.
But the moment I opened my trouser legs, everyone was shocked!
I didn't know it, and I thought that the big brother of the netizen wanted to cos the black bear monster, and the black hair on his legs was deliberately made up.
But the one who knew was about to laugh and cry, and said with tears: Merchant, how are you producing these pants? Is this quality worthy of the postage?
Some netizens were silent after watching the video of the little brother, and when they silently posted the video of their overturning, they knew what it meant to be a "difficult brother".
This netizen bought a pair of socks on the Internet, and the transparent design of the foot should be convenient for wearing shoes with exposed feet.
But I didn't expect to put it on and take it off, and the socks would directly become a "permanent version" in seconds.
Let's just say: merchant, what do you mean? Do you sell socks, or advertise dye companies by selling socks?
Coincidentally, the following netizen was thinking of buying a pair of red socks in the natal year to be festive.
Unexpectedly, after wearing it, not only my feet were red, but even the floor tiles in the house were also red.
But what made netizens most angry was that the merchant also found a good reason for his product in advance, saying that the socks were produced in a hurry, and they should be dried in the sun for 3 days before wearing.
And whoever wears it after unpacking, they are responsible for the problem, and the store does not support the bad reviews.
This tough attitude, there is really no one, even if the buyer doesn't give you a bad review, you see if it's good to sell it in the future, at least the buyer's circle of friends will not buy it.
Pretending to be a brand
"Knockoffs" have always been common, but some imitations are varied, which makes people laugh and cry.
No, a male netizen bought a pair of shorts on the Internet, and the merchant said that this is a famous brand, Adidas, don't believe it.
Indeed, netizens looked at this label carefully, and it was indeed written "adidas".
The male netizen thought to himself, now he can buy the original product, but he rushed to the pants and took a look: Hmm?!How did this "adidas" become "abodisi"?
But these pants are pitted, at most they are a little out of class to wear. Here's the wine...... If it's not good, maybe something will go wrong.
At first glance, this is not a "five-grain ...... "It's a good wine."
Don't worry, as soon as the full name was revealed, I realized that this was "Wuliangye its brother" - Wuliangye.
And the following shampoo - Pan Piao Feisi. The shape imitates a certain flying silk, but the name is a collection of "a certain Ting", "a certain soft" and "a certain flying silk".
I just don't know, does the function of this shampoo also combine the advantages of the three major brands?
Speaking of which, some netizens may say: How normal it is to buy "copycats" online. In real life, I go shopping with two eyes, and I often step on the pit.
No, a netizen appeared and said that one day he went to the supermarket to buy drinks, and he took his favorite drink at that time.
But I didn't expect that when I was about to get home, I looked carefully in my pocket and was scolded by a bottle of drink!
Seeing this, the editor just wants to say to the merchant: "A certain Bi" you can imitate it, why can't you choose a better name?
"A certain Fu" chocolate is the favorite of many girls, and the silky taste of "melt in your mouth" is really unforgettable.
Can this chocolate ...... below LOVE, afraid that people don't understand what it means, also marked the Chinese name "I love you." ”
Needless to say, the chocolate tastes sweeter than "DOVE", and the name is here.
In addition to "DOVE" becoming "LOVE", there are also two "big guys" in the snack industry who have also been impersonated.
After reading the sharing of netizens, other netizens also responded and shared their shopping experience. The most outrageous and funny thing is this "farmer thief".
We all know that the advertising slogan of "a certain spring" is: we do not produce water, we only do the porters of nature.
The boss of this "farmer thief" is definitely a straight man, and even the name is so bold and direct. Coupled with this image and joyful icon, it is going to give people a smile.
I don't know how the boss of "a certain spring", Zhong Zhong, the richest man in the mainland, feels when he sees this "farmer thief"?
Mini physical chapter
Whether it's a counterfeit or a copycat, it's okay to buy it back, and it's okay to use, at most the quality and grade are poor. But the following things are outrageous.
When this winter comes, it is inevitable to go to the bathhouse to take a bath, and the bath basket is naturally a necessity. No, a netizen bought a green bath basket online with his roommate.
At first glance, isn't this just a bath basket?
can be picked up by netizens...... Merchant, are you sure you're selling a bath basket, not a pen holder or something?
There is also a netizen in the Northeast, in order to eat stewed goose, he specially bought an iron pot online.
There is nothing wrong with looking at this pot, why does the big brother say that the merchant is "too deceitful"? Just look at the picture below.
See, when the eldest brother's hand went to take the pot lid, his hand was about the same size as the pot lid.
Let's just say that this pot can't even cook a pack of instant noodles, let alone stew a goose, and it is estimated that the goose legs can't be put in.
In addition to this mini bath basket and mini iron pot, there is also a mini table lamp, have you ever seen such a cute table lamp?
Netizens said helplessly: You say that the merchant deceives people, and the things people give are also table lamps.
See, this lamp will still be on, but this head is a little too uncomfortable.
Peculiar and funny
A netizen bought a shoe washing machine on the Internet, but after the shoes were put in, it became a disaster scene.
Netizens ridiculed: How smelly your shoes are, even the shoe washing machine is yue.
If you want to say the most amazing, it has to belong to the following power bank. Oh, wrong, it's "Electricity Sucker".
What?!Absorb power? What is this? Don't worry, I'll show you how.
After the power absorber and the mobile phone are connected, the battery on the mobile phone plummets. I have to say that this power-absorbing treasure is really not deceiving, it's just, don't come next time.
After reading it, netizens also said that they really had a long insight, and the main feature of this thing is a "help".
Another netizen bought a swimming cap online for himself in order to go swimming. It's just that the shape of his hat is a bit unusual, and it is funny, it is estimated that when he goes to the pool, he can make the audience choke.
Not to mention, this netizen with thick eyebrows and big eyes, after wearing this Buddha swimming cap, he didn't have a sense of disobedience at all.
Little brother, be careful that the crew is looking for you to make a cameo.
and the young lady below, who wanted to buy herself a beautiful dress online.
But I never expected that the skirt would be like this when it came back!
Let's just say, the difference is too big, how can these two clothes not be one, this buyer got it, it's obviously a doctor's coat.
But compared to the young lady below, she is much luckier.
A netizen fell in love with a 900 yuan fur integrated coat on the Internet, plus preferential activities, and finally bought it at a price of 800 oceans.
But just when the young lady was looking forward to wearing its beautiful appearance, she didn't expect the clothes to be in her hands...... What is this?
Those who know can see that this is a piece of clothing, but those who don't know think that this is some kind of animal skin, and it is dirty.
The netizen's husband also teased her that she was simply a scribbled puppy when she put it on.
After netizens posted the photos on the Internet, everyone also played all kinds of stalks, saying: I turned to the photo of my puppy falling into the water, and the hair is smoother than this clothes.
However, although the products mentioned above are strange and inferior, they have not brought any harm to people.
But the following ones are simply the assassins in the product, especially the python stockings at the end, which directly sent the young lady to the hospital.
Online "Assassins" article
Let's take a look at this hair dryer first. Just looking at the appearance, it is a fuchsia hair dryer.
But after opening it, the more and more the fire burns, it makes people feel a little bit bad.
Then turn on the hair dryer to the maximum setting, this rubbing the fire outward, dare to ask whether this hair dryer wants to blow people's hair, or directly send people to nunnery and hospitals?
Compared to this hot hair dryer, the following shower is relatively safer.
But this white and green snake head shape, coupled with the scene of the two showers automatically floating up and down after turning on the water, if you are a timid person, it is estimated that you will faint directly on the spot.
This shower is unique enough, isn't it? Have you ever seen a humidifier that directly makes people cultivate immortals?
Since netizens bought this humidifier home, the whole family has lived a "heavenly" life.
And netizens also laughed when they saw it, and asked this netizen for a link, saying that they also wanted to experience the feeling of living in Tiangong.
A friend of a netizen, in order to surprise her husband, bought a pair of serpentine stockings on the Internet. Not to mention, after wearing these socks, the legs really look like a snake.
But at night, when her husband went to sleep, as soon as he lifted the quilt, he thought that the python had gotten into the quilt, so he directly the guy at hand and went up to fight.
As a result, the wife's leg was discounted.
This is good, the surprise completely turned into a fright, the woman's leg was discounted and directly admitted to the hospital, and the husband looked at the daughter-in-law's leg tied with a plaster, and felt guilty.
After this incident spread on the Internet, it also made people cry and laugh, saying that there is really everything in these years, such a husband, should he be praised or punished?
But in the end, let's not make a fuss about all kinds of strange products? I have made so many oolongs and created so many "surprises" for buyers, and I hope that the stores will be able to take care of it in the future.
Isn't it good for us to sell some five good products in An'an? Maybe we can attract more repeat customers, and the business can still flourish day by day, everyone says yes?
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