"Super Mario Bros. Movie" ChatGPT-level script, but the audience still bought it

Text/Ye Qiuchen

There is a movie on the market that always gets loved and praised by the audience, regardless of the plot.

The Super Mario Bros. Movie falls into this category.

"All Easter eggs, no story".

"The script is ChatGPT level".

"It's like fish in shredded fish."

……

Etcetera.

This is everyone's evaluation of the storyline on the Internet.

However, with the blessing of various childhood Easter eggs and game IPs, it seems that there is no need to care what story this movie tells, just be happy.

It does not affect the specific audience like to watch, and still buys it.

But if you want to see a story that is delicately handled, then this film is decisively not suitable.

The overall framework structure is quite simple, and the plot direction is also full of routines, but those are no longer the most important.

The most important thing is that the various elements of Super Mario in Nintendo seem to have made people who buy tickets feel very satisfied.

As a player who played Super Mario Odyssey on a console as a child and now plays Super Mario Odyssey on the Switch, just watching the footage and footage of this movie is particularly enjoyable.

It's like entering a super special Nintendo peripheral physical store, and all the people and things associated with Super Mario are alive.

They just dance happily on the screen, occasionally creating the illusion that the game picture shines into reality.

I also agree with the opinion of some people on the Internet that "as long as there is Nintendo in this world, it must not be too bad".

Therefore, when evaluating Nintendo-related, especially when playing Zelda Kingdom Tears, it is more possible to be completely objective.

Therefore, Ye Qiuchen's film review should not be called a "film review", it can only be called a personal afterthought.

During the whole process of watching "Super Mario Bros. Movie", my biggest impulse was to stop watching the movie and change it to a game to play.

This kind of movie, you should put a handle next to it, so as to have a more sense of substitution.

It seems that the operations of those characters when they break through the level are all operated by the viewer through the "handle" in his mind to control his own mind.

The princess's skillful and accurate process, compared to Mario's stumbling and stumbling around the wall everywhere, is the gap between high play and novice.

There are also many mushroom-related parts, from the real-world food mushroom to the mushroom kingdom of another world, and the mushroom props that become larger and smaller and change various forms when fighting the villain Cooler, and there is always the answer we want under the favorite golden question mark.

Pipe entrances and exits of various colors are also one of the memories kill and highlights.

In addition, there is really nothing to say about this movie, after all, the total length of the film is only more than an hour.

Finally, let's conclude with Mario's words.

Throughout our lives, everyone has told us that this cannot be done, that cannot be done.

I'm just tired of my own smallness.

I hope that everyone who is lost but still has hope can find their way in another world and become a better version of themselves.

Text/Ye Qiuchen

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