"Spent 500,000 yuan to buy Hermès, but was blocked by the waiter on the spot?!" Turns out I don't deserve hahahahahahaha

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If it's lonely at the moment

Look up at the moon

Author | Zhou Xingxing

Source | Spit on the stars

Good evening baby!

Every day at 20:30, gather at the Moon House

Together hahaha ~ ~ ~ ~

Don't know the family recently

Are there plans to purchase luxury goods

Actually, I have

For example, today is ready to be in a dream

Take a custom Hermès

0 1

In the end, luxury goods are seen in the eyes of the poor

How to classify

Thank you very much lvmh

(LV's parent company)

Let me see my own position

Confirmed the look

Sure enough, luxury goods never cheat me of money

0 2

Low emotional intelligence: dead fish

High emotional intelligence: backstroke perch

10 yuan for two

(nobita via.@)

Wait two more days and you'll be:

Strange sea bass – five dollars

0 3

When a classmate who had not been in contact for five years suddenly came to me

(via.@ secretly getting rich)

You've come just in time

Hurry up and lend me some money

0 4

I couldn't laugh at being made to laugh by a misplaced god map

At first glance

I thought Ultraman was a rogue

0 5

Please stop littering

I almost scared to death when I looked up in the middle of the night

A closer look is this thing

(via.@ straight man Li Baiyang)

Well... This skirt has no head

In fact, it is quite beautiful

0 6

Good a flying Tang monk

It is seen in heaven

Will meditate on the degree to which the Western Heavens have taken the scriptures all the way

0 7

When you're in class

Suddenly wanted to go to the toilet

How to express this thing can be expressed

Looks more elegant

(via.@ Lotte Qiao Yu Pai)

I need to answer the call of nature

Simple adjustment of the pressure difference between the body and the outside

0 8

My son found an out-of-print DVD

I was so excited

It's that the name seems a little wrong

(via.@ Morning Shadow Eats Chicken)

It is the second grandfather, the third grandfather, the fourth grandfather, and the fifth grandfather

The story of the sixth and seventh masters fighting monsters

0 9

Finally found a job that suited me

(via.@ Idol Scouting Agency)

Please ask this work tube meal no

Can I take one to eat when I'm hungry?

1 0

Secretly take a selfie while mom is asleep

Two cubs

(via.@ Bear Gummy)

Did anyone do the same as I thought:

How this cat is so handsome

1 1

My reliable old father

One sentence made me go through life

Downs

(via.@ Internet Victims Alliance)

Grandpa: I have a son like you

What a great sin

1 2

The phone takes a long time after the finger changes

(via.@ Xiaokan likes single eyelids)

solution:

Let someone else hold it for you

1 3

I remember when I was looking for a job

Especially the noble people who should be thanked

It should be this brave HR

(via.@ I don't want to go to work again)

Listen to me, thank you

Because of you, warm up the four seasons

1 4

It was found that this bird looked like Su Daqiang

Before clicking: How much can it be like?

After clicking: I'm going to drink hand-ground coffee

1 5

Just had a baby

The only thing that makes me forget about the pain is that

Look at my husband

(via.@ pineapple does not like to eat pineapple)

Is this tentative finger serious?

This is where the source of today's happiness comes!

Author: Zhou Xingxing, Source: Tucao Xingjun (ID: tucaoxingjun), Zhou Xingxing, a soul scribbleman, the source of happiness for millions of urban youth.

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