前几天朋友 @Y姐 吐槽说，她家宝宝 @小土豆最近好像混世魔头上身，甭管啥东西，一到手全给你拆得稀碎，拆不掉的就砸烂、踩烂。
用 @Y姐 老公的话说：“土豆出征，寸草不生。”
此话一出，立马引发了编辑部妈妈们的强烈共鸣。不得不说，有些宝宝的破坏力是真的惊人……
After the baby is 2 years old, the most difficult thing for the mother to manage, it ranks first 来自贵州的 X 先生，下班回家看到了这样一幕：
After the baby is 2 years old, the most difficult thing for the mother to manage, it ranks first X 先生表示，气不过来了，揍孩子瓷砖也回不去了，索性全换木地板吧。
俩娃：哇哦，下次试试拆木结构？
热衷于拆墙的娃还真不在少数。网友评论：这一看就是搞土木工程的好苗子，建议有关院校提前录取。
After the baby is 2 years old, the most difficult thing for the mother to manage, it ranks first 有拆硬装的，就有拆软装的。刨桌子、砸电视，家具家电没有一个逃过被祸祸的命运。
After the baby is 2 years old, the most difficult thing for the mother to manage, it ranks first 还有这翻箱倒柜的架势，好家伙，不知道的还以为家里进贼了。
After the baby is 2 years old, the most difficult thing for the mother to manage, it ranks first 光是叠衣服的工作量，就能让老母亲眼前一黑
……
After the baby is 2 years old, the most difficult thing for the mother to manage, it ranks first （图源：微博 @酱婶儿嘤嘤嘤）
After the baby is 2 years old, the most difficult thing for the mother to manage, it ranks first 在娃眼里，低矮的马桶就像为 TA 们量身定做的洗漱池。“妈妈说了，要讲卫生”，于是，水果、餐具要洗一洗。
After the baby is 2 years old, the most difficult thing for the mother to manage, it ranks first 贵重物品得得一洗。
After the baby is 2 years old, the most difficult thing for the mother to manage, it ranks first 妈妈这么累，衣服也帮忙洗一洗。娃内心：盖上就能清洁了，变个样我照样认识“洗衣机”
。
After the baby is 2 years old, the most difficult thing for the mother to manage, it ranks first 而真的洗衣机，反倒被娃开发出了新用途：
After the baby is 2 years old, the most difficult thing for the mother to manage, it ranks first （娃：聪明勇敢有力气，我真的羡慕我自己）
After the baby is 2 years old, the most difficult thing for the mother to manage, it ranks first 你永远不知道，当娃偷溜进厨房的时候，地板上被打翻的会是什么……但有一点可以肯定，如果孩子静悄悄，十有八九在“作妖”。
After the baby is 2 years old, the most difficult thing for the mother to manage, it ranks first 除了满地满锅子的鸡蛋、蔬菜，各种调味料们也在劫难逃。
After the baby is 2 years old, the most difficult thing for the mother to manage, it ranks first 娃：妈妈，你看我用面粉，能“洗白”罪行吗？
After the baby is 2 years old, the most difficult thing for the mother to manage, it ranks first 只要心（wo）里（da）面（fan）有（nai）沙（fen），客厅秒变马尔代夫。
After the baby is 2 years old, the most difficult thing for the mother to manage, it ranks first 没有沙子，有水也凑合。娃：雨后积水的瓷砖地，正是我游泳的主阵地！网友：你这是在划水
……
After the baby is 2 years old, the most difficult thing for the mother to manage, it ranks first After the baby is 2 years old, the most difficult thing for the mother to manage, it ranks first 在娃眼里，好的东西，就要跟最亲密的宠物们分享。
“有我一口奶喝，就有你一口奶分。”鱼：我何德何能？？
After the baby is 2 years old, the most difficult thing for the mother to manage, it ranks first 娃：小狗小狗，就算我变成美人鱼，也会带你一起玩耍。狗子：大可不必。
After the baby is 2 years old, the most difficult thing for the mother to manage, it ranks first 万一家里的宠物们生病也没在怕的。本宝宝行医 3 年治狗救猫，看诊打针药到病除。 (猫与狗：但我俩没病……)
After the baby is 2 years old, the most difficult thing for the mother to manage, it ranks first After the baby is 2 years old, the most difficult thing for the mother to manage, it ranks first 都说孩子是折翼的天使。但部分家长表示，折不折翼不清楚，气的人折寿倒是真的。
After the baby is 2 years old, the most difficult thing for the mother to manage, it ranks first 早上起来还是个白白嫩嫩的娃，一转眼就脏的让人窒息
。吃个火龙果变“红脸关公”，玩个捉迷藏成“黑脸张飞”。
After the baby is 2 years old, the most difficult thing for the mother to manage, it ranks first 模仿起妈妈爱美，也有自己的一套。口红是要全脸涂的，美白是要抹全身的。
After the baby is 2 years old, the most difficult thing for the mother to manage, it ranks first 偶尔还会下泥地，全力证明自己是纯纯的“炎黄子孙”。（女娲：别走！我还没捏完你！）
After the baby is 2 years old, the most difficult thing for the mother to manage, it ranks first 人脏了，洗洗也就好了。可要是遇上自己剃头的，那真是想补救都没辙……
After the baby is 2 years old, the most difficult thing for the mother to manage, it ranks first 小小年纪就喜提“秃头”，娃自己倒还挺满意？？？
After the baby is 2 years old, the most difficult thing for the mother to manage, it ranks first After the baby is 2 years old, the most difficult thing for the mother to manage, it ranks first 试问，谁家还没有一面被娃“艺术毁灭”过的墙呢？
在孩子们朴素的审美里，好看差不多就等于把空白的地方全填满——甭管是贴满、涂满、还是画满。
After the baby is 2 years old, the most difficult thing for the mother to manage, it ranks first 不光是墙，家里的马桶、老爸的车、老妈的衣服，一样难逃“变美改造“。
After the baby is 2 years old, the most difficult thing for the mother to manage, it ranks first 娃：给妈妈每件衣服上都涂上色、画上心，代表我最真挚的情。（妈妈：我谢谢你！！！）
After the baby is 2 years old, the most difficult thing for the mother to manage, it ranks first 做人不能厚此薄彼，妈妈有了的，爸爸也不能缺。为爱车美美贴膜，出发！（爸爸：老婆，你，面膜，我……）
After the baby is 2 years old, the most difficult thing for the mother to manage, it ranks first 对爷爷奶奶姥姥姥爷，也要雨露均沾。比如，帮爷爷敲开他盘了很久都打不开的收藏级核桃；在姥爷上好的药酒里，加几只奥特曼，让美味发酵。
After the baby is 2 years old, the most difficult thing for the mother to manage, it ranks first 虽然下一秒可能就：
After the baby is 2 years old, the most difficult thing for the mother to manage, it ranks first 不少家长都说，看完别家的熊孩子，感觉自己的娃突然顺眼了许多。
After the baby is 2 years old, the most difficult thing for the mother to manage, it ranks first 每次娃一拆家闯祸，咱们当家长的，心里可能都出现过这样 2 个小人：
After the baby is 2 years old, the most difficult thing for the mother to manage, it ranks first After the baby is 2 years old, the most difficult thing for the mother to manage, it ranks first 养育娃的过程，本质就是一起经历喜怒哀乐的过程。快乐开心是一部分，愤怒悲伤也是一部分。
其实想一想，咱们自己还是小孩的时候，一样会闯祸、闹脾气，但这些都并不耽误我们长成靠谱的大人呀。
而那些过去的故事，现在想来都成了有趣的回忆不是吗？
所以，和过去的“熊孩子”和解， 也对现在家里的“熊孩子”多一点点耐心吧。
你或者你的另一半，小时候有做过什么“妈见打、爸见揍”的有趣小事吗？来留言区和我们分享一下吧~
