All the wishes he had made on his birthday had come true

1

In college, Wish has three roommates, Wang Mingyang, Mai Chong and Fei Fei.

All three have girlfriends, only wishing, and always single dogs.

On weekends, couples, reunions in the same city, online chats in different places, and love shows very arrogantly.

One weekend, on a wishing birthday, I asked my roommate many times implicitly: Tomorrow, are you free?

The three roommates shook their heads together.

Wang Mingyang said: Accompany Mengmeng to see the exhibition.

Mai Chong said: Go to Swallow's house for dinner.

Fei Fei said: You are not here, Lao Tzu and Xiao Min play naked chat.

After speaking with great interest, they all pointed out and made wishes.

Say you work hard, change your hairstyle, exercise.

It doesn't matter if you have a Taobao product, there are eight abs after taking off, there are fishing lines, that is also very good.

Chasing girls, the first element is confession.

What "classmate, you dropped the certificate" and other hook-ups, old-fashioned and humiliating, to create romance.

It's not so much pointing as criticism.

Wishing was extremely depressed, went out of the dormitory, went downstairs, saw the dormitory administrator Lao Zhang, dozing in the guard room.

Old Zhang veteran, who fought in the Vietnam War, was blind in one eye.

After marriage, he was widowed and served as a widower for many years. Wear a black blindfold all day long, look like a pirate, but people are very kind, the boy's girlfriend visits, the old Zhang turns a blind eye, generally do not block.

If he doesn't stop, single dogs are miserable.

Whenever a wish is abused, an evil fire is often nowhere to be released.

After a few walks around the dormitory building, I made a wish to go to the cake shop off campus, bought a box of birthday cakes, and planned to celebrate alone. Then back to school, the shape of a lonely shadow through the pine forest, everywhere is the campus couples, or shoulder to shoulder, sitting on the ground; or vaguely hugging each other, even occasional whispering.

It's not easy to find a pure land.

Make a wish to set the cake, insert candles and light them one by one, ready to make a wish.

For a moment I couldn't think of any wish.

In my mind, the picture of the love between the roommate and the girlfriend flashed.

. Make a wish with your hands folded and read the words: "Heavy color light friend, heavy color light friend, you will all break up tomorrow." ”

After reading it several times, I suddenly thought of Lao Zhang and felt deep pity for the same disease.

So he read again: "May Uncle Zhang have a good marriage." ”

Immediately, blow out the candle and nibble on the cake.

When I returned to the dormitory, I was inexplicably excited.

Stopped by Lao Zhang: "Your boy is not right today." ”

Wish was startled: "What's wrong?" ”

"I've done bad things." Lao Zhang said deeply, "I can see it at a glance." ”

2

Many people have made some ambitions, and most of them have not been able to deliver on them.

For example, if you win five million in a lottery, for example, if you travel around the world.

I never expected that all the wishes I made would be fulfilled.

First Wang Mingyang, who had set up an alarm, slept until noon.

When I opened my eyes, my phone actually ran out of battery.

Plug in the power and the phone comes in.

The misty words were like swords, splitting the head and covering the face with a slash.

Wang Mingyang couldn't help but top out: "It seems that if you look at the exhibition less often, you won't be able to show that you are a young woman in literature and art." ”

Misty froze for a moment and shouted on the phone: "With you, it has never been romantic." ”

Then he complained, "You've never read me." We've been together for so long and haven't said a word of love to me. ”

Wang Mingyang said: "I have sung love songs. ”

"But you changed the lyrics, and they were a mess." Monty then asked, "Ever wondered what I like to hear?" ”

"You know, fake literary vinegar literary minor." Wang Mingyang said sarcastically: "Concussions must be said to be brain waves." ”

"We don't want to be together!" Monty dropped the phone.

Wang Mingyang drove straight to the exhibition hall.

A boy accompanies MengMeng to see the exhibition.

Wang Mingyang's eyes were bloodshot and he went up to pull.

"You hurt me." Meng Meng screamed, threw away Wang Mingyang's hand, and said sadly: "All the points are divided, and you are still entangled." ”

Wang Mingyang was struck by lightning.

At the same time, Mai Rush went to Swallow's house for lunch.

As soon as the door was opened, swallow had no good face, gloomy, and stared at Mai Chong with good eyes.

Mai Chong asked, "What's wrong with you?" ”

Swallow asked, "What do you say is wrong with me?" ”

Mai Chong said, "How do I know what's wrong with you?" ”

The two of them flirted for half a day, and Swallow said: "Last night I had a low hand, flipped through your ex's Weibo, and found that there were many messages in it, all of which had your messages." ”

Mai Chong's heart sank, thinking about how to explain.

Swallow then said, "I continued to hand down, and went to your QQ space to look at it again, and found that there were many photos of her in the encrypted photo album." ”

Mai Chong was shocked: "How do you know the album password?" ”

Swallow said quietly, "I cracked it." ”

Mai Chong felt a chill in his heart and felt trapped in a spy movie.

Swallow's face became more and more gloomy, and she said lowly: "You really can't forget her, let's break up." ”

Flying up early, shoulder towel, foot slippers, wake up to wash, crashed head on the bedroom door frame, head up a bag, red and swollen shiny.

After washing up, I video chatted with Xiao Min who was far away in Shanghai.

Xiao Min said, "Your head didn't hit, I can see it at a glance." ”

Fei Fei said, "How to take a breath with Uncle Zhang?" Bump is bump, lie to you? ”

Xiao Min said with some melancholy: "So far away, I haven't seen what you have done, and it is not up to you to decide." ”

Fei Fei was furious and said you don't trust me.

Xiao Min said, you don't trust me, last weekend, I watched a movie with the squad leader, and you interrogated me for half a day.

Fei Fei said, you go to the movies with the boys, can I not ask?

Xiao Min said, telling you is trusting you, I didn't expect you not to trust me. If I had known, I wouldn't have told you.

Fei Fei was so angry that his five organs festered, and he knocked the display over with one punch.

After a while, the anger subsided a little, and I talked to Xiao Min again.

Xiao Min said, Your punch, if you pass through, will definitely in the face. ”

Fei Fei apologized vigorously.

Xiao Min sighed and said, "My heart is tired, I can't hold on any longer." ”

Fei Fei asked, "What do you mean?" ”

Xiao Min said, "Well, let's disperse, I'm really tired." ”

3

In this world, there are people who fall in love every day, and people break up every day.

The reasons for the breakup are varied and bizarre.

One person made a wish that led to three people breaking up – the most bizarre breakup I've ever heard.

The state of lost love is also varied and strange.

Wang Mingyang drunk driving, singing the dormitory version of "My Sun" in the traffic police team: there are knots are pineapples, no knots are turnips, the street will be scolded as a shrew, and the street is not scolded by a rich woman...

When I woke up, all 12 points of my driver's license were deducted.

Back at school, sitting in the dormitory and drinking, the love song was singing to the bone marrow and destroying people's liver and gallbladder.

Mai rushed to the playground and ran eight laps, returned to the dormitory, and read the fixed poem: the wound is the most cold day in the evening, the haggard people are unspeakable, the invitation to wine to urge the intestines to be drunk, the search for incense and the dream of five more cold, the phoenix tilted with tears, the flowers in vain I have no chance, the lonely heart and the moon in the small building, it is difficult to be as difficult as a hook and difficult to round!

After reading one song after another, break a piece of soap as a wake-up wood, read it to the end, and clap in horror.

Fei Fei is more peaceful, not screaming or making trouble, just banging his head against the door frame, hitting quite rhythmically, like a drum beat, the old bag of the head has not disappeared, and new injuries have been added.

The whole bedroom is very lively.

You know, the people in the room have lost their love.

I don't know, I thought it was a literary show.

The wish was shattered.

Looking back, three years in the same room, everyone fell in love.

I have also blushed in the face, and the next day I don't care about the previous suspicions.

Wang Mingyang is bold and often invites roommates to eat a big meal;

Mai Chong is open-minded, and every small thing can suffer the most;

Flying righteously, standing up in case of trouble, never afraid of the stage.

Wishing felt that his heart was simply a pig's intestine, too dirty.

Late at night, the lights in the dormitory are out.

Wish said in the darkness: Ming Yang, Rush, Fly, Brother I am guilty, you have lost love, all of them are harmed by me.

The tone was very strange, and the three of them asked with their faces: What does it have to do with you?

Wish sighed deeply and repeated the wish he had made.

The three of them said in unison: "Cut, ghost pull." ”

"If you can't make up stories, don't make them up." Wang Mingyang said, "Brother, happy birthday." ”

"Happy Birthday." Mai Chong echoed, "Brother, don't pretend to be a gypsy witch." ”

Fei Fei said, "Brother, happy birthday, eat another day."

Make a wish to regret want to jump off the building.

4

Soon, the housekeeper Lao Zhang sent everyone happy candy.

According to Lao Zhang, the happy event came suddenly.

He went to Linjiang Park for morning exercise, and for no reason, there were a few old ladies who threw winks at him.

Lao Zhang taught the old ladies to play tai chi, and one of them had to introduce him to his wife.

Good to say, Lao Zhang promised to meet.

I didn't know it, I was shocked at first sight, and the other party smiled and looked like his late ex-wife. Lao Zhang glanced at it.

They are all over half a hundred people, and they are only fighting for the day.

The wedding is said to be done, simple and concise, a few tables of wedding banquets, a handful of joy candy, very complete.

Wish chewed on the candy and asked his roommate, "Now, do you believe it?" ”

The three of them smiled and nodded, "God man, god man, admire and admire." ”

Instead, he said, "Why don't you make another wish, and let us break the mirror and reunite." ”

Wish scratched his head and said, "Isn't it a year's worth waiting?" ”

Three-man Waterfall Khan.

Then he said, "You think we believe?" Even if you have made some evil wishes, it is only a coincidence. ”

Wish said, "Don't you want to redeem it at all?" ”

The three said: "It is difficult to harvest water, and it is easy to say that it is difficult to do." ”

Wish said, "One by one, giants in words, dwarfs in action." Usually encourage me to work hard, but when the time comes, I shrink. ”

The faces of the three people were red and white.

After half a day of stuffiness, Wang Mingyang, the boss of the dormitory, said: "Actually, we can go and redeem it." ”

Feelings of this kind of thing, sometimes need to fight a battle.

The result may not be satisfactory, and the process is destined to be wonderful.

If life is a movie, the hot chase in youth, the tears of Tuotuo, and the uninhibited toss are the most gorgeous bridge sections.

Four people held instant noodles in their hands and sat around a table to discuss the plan.

The purpose is very clear, let Mengmeng feel romantic, show singleness to swallows, and inject faith into Xiao Min.

But how romantic?

Writing love letters, ordering love songs, and watching the sunrise are all old routines.

Everyone thinks about it and thinks of a game: escape rooms.

5

Left brain tube logical reasoning, right brain tube spatial imagination.

Mengmeng left brain is extremely underdeveloped, online play once "room escape, according to the strategy to find the key, looking for half a day, headache a day."

Hard to be pulled by girlfriends to play the "escape room" live-action version, but because of the loneliness after the loss of love.

The place is in the East Side Music Park, and a "castle of fans" was built next to the square.

The appearance is like a European-style castle, with several secret rooms and many organs.

Each chamber has its own theme and experiences of escape.

The girlfriend chose a theme called "Bride Escape".

In the first level, according to the clues, crack the code of the safe and get the key from the safe.

Cracking for half a day, the password surprised MengMeng, it was actually his birthday.

In the safe, there was indeed a strangely shaped key, and a pink envelope was pressed underneath.

MengMeng opened the letter and read it softly several times:

Love is a labyrinth, I don't understand romance, so I get lost in it.

Only you can let me find the answer and go straight to the other side of happiness.

In each subsequent level, Monty will find a pink envelope.

In each letter, there is a love story:

Some people say that you are very arrogant and delicate, and you always pose in front of me.

Yes, I want to live three lives with you, just one life, how can it be.

Your smile is priceless.

Compared to you, mona Lisa smiled like Cui Yongyuan.

There is a kind of pain, fenbide, tramadol, futarin, ibuprofen, paracetamol, aspirin are not good, only you can work.

In the blink of an eye, it is a lifetime, a fleeting life, and the love for you is the heart of my life, even if you don't know it at all, I will still love until my breathing stops.

Monty was very happy to read.

The last level is actually a couplet.

A broken couplet on the stone slab, the upper link is on the left: ask what the world is. On the right, there is a pile of scrambled stones with different Chinese characters carved.

There are small prints next to it: you can only move once, otherwise the mechanism will never be opened.

Girlfriend urging: fight fast, love to fight to win.

Meng Meng concentrated on it, and soon spelled out the whole couplet: ask what the world is, but one thing drops one thing.

With a whoosh, the slate automatically moved away. In the groove under the slate, there was a bouquet of roses, and in the flower was a delicate postcard that read: You are the one who has descended on me. I love you. Payment: Wang Mingyang.

A thought, a dedication.

Or you think it's absurd.

In fact, those thoughtless confessions are the real absurdity.

6

Wang Mingyang's customized secret room in the "Castle of The Lost" cost a huge amount.

In order to thank the blind girlfriend for their help, he sent a generous gift.

In contrast, Mai Chong is simple and clear: tattoos.

The plan was to tattoo a heart on the back, and the heart was tattooed with the swallow's full name- Zhen Swift.

In order to save money, Mai Chong found a small shop on the street.

The Chinese class of the tattoo technician in the small shop is taught by the physical education teacher.

Three words, two wrong. Put "Zhen Yuyan" and tattoo it as "Zeng Yuyan".

Mai rushed, "How does this work?" Wipe it off and start over. ”

"Rub it again, stab it again." The technician had a stroke of genius and said, "It is better to stab a fork in the wrong name." Then, stab the right one on the side. ”

Mai Chong roared, "Lean! Lao Tzu wants a sincere version, not a funny version. ”

So I started.

What price point, what kind of service.

Technicians have low fees and poor craftsmanship, and every time a needle is pierced, it hurts to the heart.

The pain is just that, the disinfection is not clean, the next day the back is red, swollen and inflamed, infusion of liquid for a week, before pressing down.

Swallow shed tears, touched Mai Chong's face, and commented: "You are a stupid dog." ”

When I listened to Wish tell this story, it was in a friend's advertising agency.

Wish was the Planning Director at the time.

I think the planner's thinking is wild.

The story told may not be true, and I don't know how many deductive components there are.

Seeing that I didn't believe it, I made a wish from my desk and took out a picture for me to see.

In the photo, a small nurse, small and exquisite, idyllic and lovely.

"What do you mean?" I asked in confusion.

Xu Wish said that later, Wang Mingyang and Mai Chong both broke through the mirror and reunited, leaving Fei Fei. Everyone decided to drive to Shanghai to find Xiao Min together.

Stop and go, drive for a few days, to the highway from Jiasong to Taicang, the wind and rain, blurring the line of sight. We flipped over halfway.

Fei Fei died on the spot, Wang Mingyang was seriously injured, and Mai Chong and I were slightly injured and taken to the local hospital.

Xiao Min rushed to the hospital morgue, hugged Fei Fei's body, dead or alive, and cried like a human.

Later, I was in the hospital and met the little nurse in the photo.

I took a deep breath and asked, "So are you guys together?" ”

Wish's eyes were red and he said, "We are in a long-distance relationship, three years." Every year on my birthday, I make a wish for me and her for a long time, and I wish my friend happiness and peace. ”

Everyone has moments of loneliness, resentment, and cold to the bone.

Only with good intentions can we warm up the road.

- END -

Author | Luo Yichen

Edit | Mei

Editor-in-Chief | Chel-chi

Producer | Water grid