Text/Tongcheng faction
I remember that someone once compared Chinese football to a public spittoon, and anyone can spit it in, whether it is a celebrity or a passerby.
This metaphor is apt.
Nowadays, everyone's life is not easy, housing prices are high, the stock market is falling, looking down on illness, can't afford to read books, the world is not peaceful, and Chinese football seems to be a special vessel specially used to vent emotions and reduce stress.
Before, I wondered how much a person had to think about before he would pay attention to the Chinese men's football team, or to speculate in stocks? Life is so good, shouldn't it be wasted on meaningful things?
Stock trading, time-consuming, and expensive, what is fun? Pay attention to the national football team, spend energy not to say, but also reduce life expectancy, such a thankless thing, why are you still flocking to it?
Now I finally understand, it turns out that the people who have returned from the stock market, when they see that the rooftop is overcrowded, look back, a spittoon...
Suddenly there was a person standing on the side of the spittoon, the laughing star Gong Hanlin. Teacher Gong, a famous person, plays a popular sketch, but the level of spitting is no different from that of ordinary fans:
"We have some industry revenue, let's say a football team, the annual income is three million, five million or even tens of millions, and they don't see them on the court, which is completely humiliating to Chinese."
Teacher Gong's complaint only stayed at the level of "the player's income and ability are not commensurate", which was obviously failed, which was almost exactly the same as the phlegm spit by the Wang carpenter next door to my house, and could not be new.
The only difference between Teacher Gong and Wang Carpenter is that he has a signature football that has been treasured for more than 20 years. Teacher Gong took out this signature football in the video to show off to everyone, which is no big deal, after all, there were several people in the country who could get the signature football of all the international footballers who entered the World Cup in South Korea and Japan that year.
Put this signature soccer ball in the glass cabinet, that's more breathless, friends come to see it, that's more faceful! Although Teacher Gong himself is a big name, he is also an ordinary person who eats fireworks in the world when he walks off the stage, and he also has vanity, isn't he.
But the next scene made Teacher Gong dumbfounded. Such a precious signature football is actually fake, it is a fake. Chu Liang, the old guomen district, was like the little boy in "The Emperor's New Clothes", and said unceremoniously: This ball is fake.
Ou Chuliang, who was the second goalkeeper of the national football team at that time, was the substitute for the main goalkeeper Jiang Jin. He found that the signature of Chu Liang in the upper district of the football became "Ou Chu Liang", and based on this "Ou" word, he concluded that this signature football was a fake.
If you let Teacher Gong know that his signature on the football is likely to come from the hand of Yin Yuhua, the doctor of the national football team at that time, it is estimated that Lao Gong will vomit three liters of blood. Lao Yin has a unique skill, imitating the signatures of these team members, which is exactly the same as the real handwriting.
Speaking of autographs, I quickly took out the signed T-shirts of the four popular names of CCTV's "Football Night" more than 10 years ago (Huang Jianxiang, Zhang Bin, Han Qiaosheng, Liu Jianhong) to see if the signatures on them were imitated by the program director or the miscellaneous personnel.
Although I can't identify the authenticity for a while, I firmly believe that the signature on it must be authentic.
Looking at the fakes in his hand, Teacher Gong's heart was definitely not a taste, but fortunately, Ou Chuliang saw that Gong Hanlin was pitiful and decided to ask the Dragon Team to help hand over a pair of gloves signed by Himself. When Gong Hanlin learned the news, he was of course grateful to Shu Zero, saying that it was an "honor in his life."
Good netizens can't help but worry, why don't Ou Chuliang use express delivery and ask others to hand it over, if Teacher Gong gets the gloves, he finds that the signature on it is "beating Chu Liang", who should he cry to.