1. The company is recruiting, I am an interviewer, there is a beautiful woman who comes to the interview. I told her that in the sales business, there is no upper limit to the salary, as long as you have good performance, you can get more! But in the process, you must be able to endure the blank eyes of others, the psychological quality must be good, and the ability to resist pressure must be strong! The girl estimated that because of the nervousness of the head pumped: I have a strong ability to resist pressure, my boyfriend has more than two hundred pounds
2. When I first worked, I liked a female colleague, but she was too good, I didn't dare to chase, afraid of not being able to catch up. Dude cheered me up: "How do you know you can't catch up without trying?!" So, I had the audacity to chase... It turns out that men should believe in their own strength!!! I really can't catch up.
3. Mom and Dad had a fight last night and it was very fierce, my mom said, "Divorce! My dad agreed right away. My mom turned to me and said, "Tell me to get up at half past a o'clock to get a divorce." "After arguing they went to sleep. I waited until half past one o'clock to call her, and I got beaten up.
4. The girlfriend who has been in a relationship for three years, when it comes to getting married, she suddenly says that her family does not agree, let me forget her, I said: So you give up, I go to reason with your family. As a result, I was also drunk, I was beaten by her family, and her husband said that if he looked for my wife again, he would beat me to death.
5. A man and a woman in the village are about to divorce shortly after they have just married, and the mediator asks why. The woman did not say a word, and then grabbed a little rice (ordinary rice) from her bag and gave it to the man. The mediator suddenly realized, expressed understanding, and agreed to his divorce... why
6. The little niece who was more than four years old ran to me and said: Uncle, please save my brother, my mother will fry him to eat. I ran over to see, it turned out to be three months of little nephew skin allergies, sister-in-law in his olive oil #funny paragraph #it...
