GO Circle Real Chaos Issue 72: FaZe Katowice 2023 Defending Booking?

After 594 days, the "new boy" with the "old column" has returned strongly! We dug out happy, funny news from twitter and reddit outside the wall and compiled it into a weekly "GO Circle Is Really Messy" column to present CSGO fun moments for everyone. Return to the first week, directly to the family to put on the extended version! Without further ado, just look at it and you're done!

FaZe Snoop？

Recently, the American West Coast legend rapper Snoop Dogg officially joined the FaZe Clan, he said that his son Cordell promoted this cooperation, and the dog himself also has a high evaluation of FaZe, "FaZe involves the field of games, entertainment, culture, these are my interests." "Snoop has shown its love for games to the outside world a long time ago, often live streaming games on the foreign live broadcasting platform Twitch, and believes that this cross-border cooperation will bring different benefits to FaZe."

At the same time, after learning of this news, 5EPlay sent a reporter to take the time chicken to 2023 for the first time, and the following is the report sent to us by the reporter ninety-nine from the future:

The IEM Katowice 2023 race is over, and FaZe Clan boldly launched the nearly sixty-year-old veteran Snoop after the unfortunate stroke of his big cousin, relying on the comprehensive practical experience and extremely bold prop use skills that surpassed all active players, leading FaZe to once again sweep G2 with a score of 3-0 to successfully defend the title.

The following is a picture of the first-hand champion sent from the scene! ：

Fight father and son soldiers

The EPL S15 Group A match is in full swing, with the long-unknown Australian team LookingForOrg noting, and the man wearing the flag in the picture below is not their coach, but ben, the father of player SaVege (first from right).

At first, the commentators and the host thought that he was the coach, because the temperament of this man was still a bit of an inner taste, but they gradually found that this player did not communicate with the coach, in the post-match interview with fnatic Ben said that he was SaVege's father, their real coach missed the game for some reason, in order to let these lads continue to participate in the game He chose to temporarily sit in the coaching position, and told reporters that it was the purpose of him to accompany his son to enjoy the fun of e-sports.

ESL officials launched thetag #BenTheLegend after learning of this news, which caused countless netizens to cry for a while, if all parents in the world can fully support their children's dreams like Ben, Ben is a real champion!

Twitter user sam: b1ad3? Zonic？ Xtqzzz？ Robban？ I only recognize him as Ben Savage.

There are also netizens who play the cheems terrier

Even CS:GO, who had been silent for several days, suddenly forwarded the tag, "Thank you for being a good father who supports your child's dreams and a great coach."

The amazing adventure of G2

The EPL S15 Group A competition is all over, and the winning favourite team G2 has been eliminated in the group stage, which can't help but remind people of GnG in last year's EPL S14, perhaps the spell of the EPL will be on the G2 team for a lifetime.

But during this time, G2's official push can be described as killing crazy, they are still alive and well, after winning LookingForOrg on the first day of drinking soup, G2 directly sacrificed the classic opening ambition link.

"The curse has been broken!"

"EPL I'm invincible!"

However, the good times were not long, and the three consecutive defeats almost made the brothers in the team cry over and over again.

Aleksib officially returned before the game against Entropiq, which will be a key game in the promotion round for G2, but they just happened to play overtime with their opponents, and history repeats itself, they lost the game again.

"We went home"

"Never ask..."

"G2: We will actively avoid the 14-7 score in the next game."

Fortunately, in the last game, the G2 crowd who had no psychological pressure at all finally released themselves completely, and at the same time led the team to sweep nip (hello kindness, NIP) 2-0 under the cousin's unsolved play, and finally the final battle still made Xiao Qian laugh out, and the G2 official push also began to laugh at himself: "Imagine you lost to G2 in the EPL." ”

CSGO's 10th anniversary

CSGO has been officially launched since August 21, 2012, and this year is about to celebrate its tenth anniversary, and the v society, which has always been called the ultimate lazy dog by players, can't escape it, so what will they do.

Players in foreign forums have given several proposals. "Chicken with party hat" is currently the highest praise comment in the post, and the xiaobian and the following netizens reply with the same idea, which is "indeed something that the v society can do".

But this is not the first time we have seen the perfunctory attitude of the V Society, and we may only get a delayed celebration tweet.

Some netizens also said that G Fat didn't care about CS at all, and the v society was even about to forget that he still had csgo as a game.

There are also serious people who have put forward opinions, hoping that the official will have a 128tick server and a new anti-cheat system, but under this comment, netizens have opened a ruthless ridicule mode.

Who hasn't been a handsome guy?

FalleN has been in the form of a bearded "godfather" since it officially entered the CSGO field, and recently the Brazilian CS living fossil shaved off his beard, looking like a handsome boy.

Forest replied on FalleN's Twitter: Should I try it too? You must know that the former forest brother is also Yushu Pro

Wind, then take this opportunity Xiaobian to take you back to the GO circle of those who once looked at the face value.

f0rest

The old fo of the 1.6 period was once the idol of many CS players, and that handsome face may be the exclusive memory of only that generation of old players.

NBK

NBKing used to be a small piece of fresh meat, but because of severe myopia problems, he had to wear the heavy glasses like a heel.

Fnx

Luminosity & SK's peak members, fnx, this tender look is really intoxicating.

PashaBiceps

Pasha MyFland, once the leader of the Polish White Bear VP, the image of the muscle man's seangares has been deeply rooted in people's hearts.

seangares

Seangares, who is currently an analyst, was a member of the Cloud9 team, and he and dance king nothing were the same period of time, seang@res looks like an American sunshine guy, and his love-type signature sticker is also very beautiful.

Smithzz

Cute Smithzz was once one of the important members of the French male model team, he was once the favorite man of KBao, but unfortunately he had already chosen to retire in early 2020, but his popularity among female players at that time was quite explosive.

The metaphysics of the player's colors

Foreign social media netizens have classified the player's in-game color, and under the discussion of a number of Twitter users, many netizens believe that green is always the most crotch-pulling in the team, and purple is the strongest player in the team.

Twitter user Renato: Purple will always be the C of the team, will also be the main breaker, and he will also be the best endgame master you have ever seen.

The green killer is always the least, but once he kills, you will definitely win that round, and in general he will always be at the bottom of the game, averaging a Major-level endgame in two months.

Orange, he is always the one who has been sniping in the team, and he is really good at sniping, but it is common to kill four people in one turn and lose (it is most likely because of him), which belongs to the type of stupidity that begins to make mistakes as soon as he enters the endgame.

Blue, self-awareness bursting, blue generally feels that if he has been taking the sniper to win early, but if there is really a sniper in the team who plays well, his own data will look better. And this kind of person will always say that this will take him C when the game warms up, and will win the three kills casually.

Yellow, yellow really needless to say, he will be the most outrageous person you have ever met, he can always take the P90 and kill more than 70 people in the whole game, and he can really take you all the way to win. (There's no doubt that if you have someone like Yellow on your team, he's definitely the player who will leave you speechless.) ）

Twitter user F rg: I myself have 90% of the green, purple always does not talk, orange belongs to the kind of person who either does not talk or talks all over the game, yellow is usually a pressure monster, blue does not like to talk much.

Twitter user n3Xus07: Yellow and green are definitely always the stiffest teammates ever.

Twitter user Prevail: Yellow is a dish and likes to stink, green is just a simple stink, orange is a simple dish, blue belongs to ordinary humans who talk less, purple - Daddy.

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