In ancient times, an old man (a Tribe of Ancient Rus) had three sons: the eldest son (Russia), the second second son (Ukraine), and the youngest son (Belarus).
After the three sons separated, they developed independently, either breaking or surfing.
At that time, the security in the villages of Europe and the Middle East was relatively poor, and there were frequent fights at the head of the village, and if you wanted to live a moist enough, your fists had to be hard enough.
Because the second son's Ukrainian house occupies a sensitive position, he is often harassed by several brave and fierce elements in the village. For example, Mongolia, which once beat the invincible hand of the village, and the Germans who swept through the European villages in the west, there were also Ottomans who used to lie in the villages in the Middle East as village tyrants, and even the seemingly harmless next-door neighbor Poland also coveted Ukrainian houses, often running over and beating and cursing. Sometimes it is just to occupy the pit of the Ukrainian family without, and sometimes it directly occupies the Ukrainian house, and it also beats the Ukrainian nose and face.
In short, this second son, Ukraine, has a very unstable life, has a strong personality, but his fists are not hard enough, and he is always bullied when fighting with others.
Later, this Ukraine gave birth to two sons and divided the family, the house on the east side of the Dnieper River belonged to Eastern Ukraine, and the house on the west side of the Dnieper River belonged to Western Ukraine.
Nevertheless, the large ottomans to the south and their neighbor to the west, Poland, often came to harass them. In particular, the greasy neighbor Poland, who loves to take advantage of small profits, looks at the Children of the Ukrainian family and bullies them, and comes to their house every three or five to find a fight or simply grab something, which is especially annoying to the Ukrainian family.
Finally, in 1654, Eastern Ukraine could no longer bear the life of loneliness and harassment, and found the help of russia, a blood-related uncle, to transfer the house to Russia, and the larger Russia was responsible for protecting eastern Ukraine.
Since then, Eastern Ukraine and Russia have lived as a family, their living habits are becoming more and more similar, their religious beliefs are also converging, and they have more and more common languages.
Western Ukraine, on the other hand, was bullied badly enough on the western side. This greasy uncle of Poland caught Western Ukraine to death when he was empty, and then simply occupied the house in Western Ukraine, and signed a master-servant relationship contract with Western Ukraine, so that Western Ukraine became his own servant.
At the same time, russia, eastern Ukraine, and Belarus in the east were a few ancestral families, and their lives were still good, thinking about some ways to get rich and claim hegemony, and set up a gang called "Soviet Union".
After the establishment of the "Soviet" gang, it caught up with the "Second Whole Village War" (World War II), when the whole village was fighting and fighting in a chaotic battle.
Especially in Germany, the village in the west, the fight is very fierce, and one piece is put down continuously, especially in France, which jumps up and down in a row on weekdays, and the peach is picked by Germany three times and five divided by two, and it cannot get up on the ground. And another large landlord, Britain, who usually likes to provoke others to fight and watch the liveliness, is scared to hide at home and dare not come out.
Germany looked east, saw the "Soviet" gang with a large number of people, weighed it in his heart, estimated that if he fought with them, he would lose both, so he agreed with the "Soviet" gang: The west side of the village belongs to Germany, and the east side of the village belongs to the Soviet Union.
The greasy uncle Poland, who usually likes to bully the Ukrainian family, was beaten to death by the forces of Germany and the Soviet Union, and his house was divided between Germany and the Soviet Union, which was very miserable.
At that time, the Soviet Union also took advantage of the situation to return to the house of the West Ukrainian family, so that the Western Ukraine also joined the "Soviet" gang and lived with the Eastern Ukraine to re-recognize the ancestors and become brothers.
Later, the "Second Whole Village War" became more and more uncontrollable, and Germany killed the red eye, seeing that the Soviet Territory was so large, it did not hold back for a while, and rushed over to grab the house and grab the land.
The "Soviet" gang went up together and let the Germans rob the Ukrainian family's house. But this group fight did not end, the two sides fought together, more and more tragic, Germany lacked stamina, fell behind, was killed by the Soviet Union, and finally fell, and the "Second Whole Village War" finally ended.
This village-wide war also boosted the prestige of the "Soviet" gang in the village, more and more people joined in, and the sphere of influence expanded rapidly.
In the fight, because the Ukrainian family's house was too damaged, the Soviet Union helped the Ukrainian family repair the house, arranged a lot of industrial jobs for them, and even sent a very fertile waterside land - Crimea to the Ukrainian family.
As a result, under the protection of the Soviet Union, the life of the Ukrainian family became more and more moist, and the family assets became more and more.
To the west of the village, a gang called NATO began to rise, and the initiator was the richest American in the village. The United States made a fortune by producing and selling weapons and grain in the two village wars, and became the richest man in the village in one fell swoop.
The rich and powerful United States saw that the Soviet Union in the east was so powerful, and of course it was not happy in its heart, and the east and west sides of the village began to fight openly and secretly.
At this time, within the Ukrainian family, the two brothers of Western Ukraine and Eastern Ukraine because they lived together day and night, and the conflicts and contradictions were increasing, and they began to make trouble.
Eastern Ukraine has long been brought up by Russia and is particularly close to Russia. And western Ukraine used to run alone in the west for a long time, and was also suppressed by Poland for a period of time, rebellious and impulsive, and although eastern Ukraine was under the same roof, there was no common language, there was no way to talk at all, and sometimes bumps and bumps had to be a little scolding. Russia, which controlled the power of the Soviet Union, often sided with Eastern Ukraine and regarded Western Ukraine as an outsider, which made Western Ukraine particularly resentful. For example, when welfare is issued, eastern Ukraine gets more than western Ukraine; when it pays for help, western Ukraine pays more than eastern Ukraine; Russia also conducts the Cherinobyl nuclear experiment in the room of western Ukraine, and the result is that it is messed up, making it impossible for western Ukraine to sleep.
In 1991, due to the competition between the Soviet Union and the United States for financial resources, the gang was in chaos within the gang, and it was difficult to manage internally and externally, and finally faced bankruptcy, and the gang was officially dissolved. The Ukrainian family also became independent from the Soviet Union and was no longer disturbed by gangs and Russia.
Although the Ukrainian family gained a lot of benefits in dividing up the assets of the Soviet gangs, such as many weapons used by the gangs for fighting, and many equipment sites for the production of weapons, the waterfront land in Crimea was directly returned to him, which made the Ukrainian family the third most powerful family in the village after the United States and Russia.
However, Ukraine played a good hand of cards, and due to its lack of ability, the operation was not scattered, and the huge family business was gradually collapsing, and even the cost of weapons and equipment maintenance could not afford to be paid. At this time, the "NATO" gang organization led by the United States interviewed Ukraine and verbally promised economic assistance, as long as the weapons and equipment were smashed.
Ukraine's eyes lit up, and in order to lighten its burden and to obtain American assistance, it really smashed almost all the weapons and equipment in its hands. After that, the so-called aid of the United States was dry food money for a few days, which was simply not enough for the Ukrainian family to eat...
And the Ukrainian family, from the third most powerful family in the village, has gradually become the poorest family in the village...
When people are poor, they cannot be separated. Western Ukraine and eastern Ukraine are about to start separating their families again, shouting every day that the days cannot pass, the two sides have long lost their feelings, why live together? Better to separate! For this reason, the two brothers scolded continuously every day, and the eastern Ukrainian mouth always shouted to defect to Russia, which made the western Ukraine hate Russia very much and believe that Russia was instigating behind it.
At this time, the United States took the opportunity to enter and continued to lure Ukraine into joining the "NATO" gang.
Joining the "NATO" gang means that it will be protected by the gang, and every day a large amount of gang subsidies will be issued, which can finally be uncovered, which makes western Ukraine ecstatic, and frequently frown with the United States and other "NATO" gang members.
This makes Russia unable to sit still, "NATO" has taken Over Ukraine, isn't there a bunch of "NATO" people at the doorstep every day dangling around with weapons, how can they survive? How else is this day?
Ukraine must not be allowed to join the "NATO" gang! Russia began to desperately persuade Ukraine, saying that the United States is a big liar, how can the "NATO" gang take such a burden on ukraine? You Ukraine are just a pawn that the United States has used to make our Russia nervous!
But how could Western Ukraine listen to Russia? Every time Western Ukraine talks to the "NATO" gangs, Russia has to nervously tense up and pull back and forth many times!
How can This make Russia bear it? It was better to start first, so Russia simply snatched back the waterfront land in Crimea. And eastern Ukraine also has its back to Russia, and has divided the Ukrainian home without authorization!
Western Ukraine was annoyed, how did this come about? They went on a fight with eastern Ukraine, and the two brothers fought and bled.
The "NATO" gang led by the United States watched the hilarity from the sidelines, and from time to time shouted a few "Come on!" "And he also frequently made the words and deeds of really accepting Ukraine as a gang member."
Russia couldn't stand it anymore and shouted, "Done! Its huge size suddenly fell to the ground, rushed to the front of western Ukraine and beat it violently.
All members of "NATO" are confused ...