As a qualified editor with a keen sense of smell, from many years ago to the present, although he has been in the liquor bureau, he has never forgotten to collect useful writing materials for everyone.
To this end, I have tried my best to list the things that can cause relatively large emotional fluctuations in everyone: the Yellow Sect leader has left, the men's football team has lost to Japan, the men's football team has lost to Vietnam, the Winter Olympics have begun, and the Chinese women's football team has won!
In fact, I am very optimistic about the topic of men's football, because as long as you make a little statement, you will definitely be able to receive everyone's scolding, no, it is applause, and you can easily earn traffic, killing two birds with one stone.
But considering that everyone is not working for a few days, the mood is not so comfortable, it will not add to everyone's blockage, so I still set the topic at the Winter Olympics, combined with the performance of the bungee players playing nightclubs in the Winter Olympics, so there is this "Winter Olympic Bungee Players Alliance".
01 Dr. Early Bird of the Winter Olympics
When it comes to early bird, most of the first reaction is the early bird ticket of the electric syllable festival, of course, if the players of the nightclub are formed into a team of nightclub players, then the team will definitely have Dr. Early Bird.
Why are they called Dr. Hayabusa?
There is a lot of elegance in this, because they and The Avengers in The Strange Doctor have some common attributes, such as forewarning the future, sending a circle of friends in advance to congratulate an athlete on victory.
Although their abilities are sometimes not, in their own words, in some parallel universe, everyone is the winner.
02 Queuing Man
Since the opening of the Winter Olympics, the ice pier has become a hot commodity in the circle overnight, and the brothers who used to talk around in the nightclub to get full points have transformed into queue men, braving the sub-zero temperature, blowing the frozen wind, taking out the perseverance of the college entrance examination, and only asking for an ice pier.
The reason for this can probably be said from the successful case of an ice pier for a girlfriend, since then, the "rumors" that sending an ice pier can easily win the girl's heart have been out of control in the circle.
03 DJ Captain
You can always believe that the Chinese men's football team can't make it into the World Cup, but don't question the potential of a DJ, because as long as they want to do something, they will become something.
Alexander of Jamaica spent 6 years, became the first person to ski in his country, and successfully selected for the Winter Olympics, such as the skills of the American team, so that every DJ who pays attention to the Winter Olympics has awakened and feel that his future is unlimited.
04 Atmosphere Witch
Speaking of atmosphere, I have to focus on the blackboard, really whether it is in the Avengers or our nightclub alliance team, do not underestimate their ability, the rise and fall of a nightclub and the atmosphere are directly related, they are ubiquitous and indispensable, playing an important role.
During this time, they quietly transferred from the nightclub to the Olympic stadium, transformed into the atmosphere witch, and actively called for the Winter Olympics with their own actions.
05 Scalper Giant
When the scalper is not glorious, the market demand for ice piers is large.
Many non-professional nightclub people have also begun to cross-border employment, the classification of the crowd is not limited, nightclub sales, mixed circle girls, hair dishes have joined the team of scalper giants, their slogan is: stand on the shoulders of the ice pier to see the world.
This is a "reasonable" quote sheet shared with me by industry insiders
Of course, it can not be fully covered, and there are more outrageous prices, for example: an ice pier blind box has been fried to 4000+, 5000+, and the price of w.
After this Winter Olympics, it is not difficult to see that the Olympic spirit in the bones of all bungee jumpers is very cool, but I still hope that everyone will consume rationally and wait for the pier to come.
Finally, give everyone a wave of ice pier emojis, quickly put away -
(Image from the Internet)
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