That is to say, heavy money seeks a pair of ears that have not yet heard the ice pier speak.
Yesterday, the reporter cos ice pier interviewed the Olympians,
The appearance is the appearance of the ice pier, but the sound, orange can only be described as "..." (six dots).
leak! Dah! Who allowed you to do that!
And it is a hot search, and it is a home page push,
It's hard not to see it!
Under the cute skin bag is the voice of a middle-aged man...
And with a hint of cute tone,
Who doesn't put their heads down, who doesn't get angry!
(Orange who hears the ice pier speaking be like)
Do you think that the ice pier is too hot and sought-after, and you want to reduce the heat...
(Hu Xianxu, your dumb medicine first stop, first let the orange feed to the ice pier to eat)
Let's not say whether it is good or not,
(I know everything)
But the violation is certain,
Because the International Olympic Committee has a rule about mascots:
Ice piers and snow melt in the upcoming animated film "Our Winter Olympics",
Language is also replaced by "babbling" and "babbling".
Even more excessively,
There are media direct disclosures of internal staff,
There are also actors who personally "claim it",
Calling himself under the skin of an ice mound,
(Not red, but love to rub)
Also echoed the comments of netizens,
(Duck head, it's me under the skin, how?) Are you not satisfied? ）
In order to prevent everyone from disillusioning, the orange will not put pictures...
Just let Tachibana burst alone...
Fortunately, a day later, the Beijing Olympic Organizing Committee came forward to respond and directly drew a clear line.
"That's fake"
"When did we speak?"
(Official crackdown, subtext: obscure)
The next day, Nippon Television invited Ice Pier as a guest,
And Kumamoto Kuma's hometown TV station came to a dream linkage.
(Ah! Look at its cute appearance, the collapsed house has built a tall building! ）
Let's see how the Neon Nation operates Ha:
THE VIP LOUNGE PREPARED FOR IT BY THE TV STATION:
(Worthy of being the top star!) ）
The ice pier has just stepped into the studio,
The Japanese reporter welcomed him with the sound of the gong,
however
Things didn't go so well.
The ice pier staged another in-situ Carmen,
(Front just door!) Good squeeze ah orz.... ）
Even if the thighs are desperately moving forward,
But the body is still stuck,
Moved... It didn't seem to move...
(A fierce operation, it also moved 0.5)
Because the mascot can't speak,
Nippon Television has kindly provided a Yes or No option for the ice pier,
Like yes, dislike no,
Simple and crude expression.
(Try to see the cute pier of the option or bow ~)
Q&A begins,
"Ice Pier, do you like The Righteous Pier?"
The calf takes a step, strides forward,
YES!
The studio host quipped "Is it really yes?" ”
The ice pier once again confirmed its choice,
"Can the Yitang still call itself the Yidundun?"
Yes without hesitation!
"Do you know the twin pandas at Ueno Zoo that China gave to Japan?"
The pier after hearing the "panda" was extremely excited,
Bounced toward YES.
The Japanese host began to "make bad",
"Do you take off this clothes like a cosmic suit when you sleep?"
Seeing the ice piers that suddenly became wobbly,
Yi Tang immediately jumped out to defend and said: This is a secret,
(How can you do that!) You deserve to be successful in chasing the stars! ）
Then the ice pier happily pasted the Yitang ~
(Saved a big life, how so cute ah family)
"Do you like sushi?"
I haven't been to Japan yet, so I don't know the taste of sushi.
Topic super outline, choose tactical retreat!
Settle down and bow politely.
yes! Hello will! Hello guys!
Although the interview was only a few minutes, it reflected the setting of the ice pier.
When you like it, you will jump around, want to be close, stick it, and even throw yourself into people's arms.
(Too close!) It's so close! ）
This is the right way for mascots to play, ah
Don't talk! Do not peel off the skin!
In this interview,
The happiest is definitely its fan brother "Yidun Dun",
Yoshido Tsujioka
(Yes, that's the super-hot Japanese journalist, the super fan of The Ice Pier)
Because of its fanatical love of ice piers, it is well known by Chinese netizens, and is even called "Yidun Pier".
Yoshido Tsujioka himself said,
"Introduced... Introducing... The love for the ice pier is getting stronger and stronger."
The host asked the local reporter if there was any Japanese-related figure skating information.
Tsujiga Yoshido mysteriously said that there is information on the latest ice pier today.
So I began to introduce the emblem of the ice pier to the Japanese audience,
He also lifted his clothes and said that this is the form of a figure skate on the ice pier,
Originally bought 6 ice piers.
(Being shown a face, you laugh at him for buying too much.... He laughs at you can't buy more can't grab.... ）
The host complained that there is money to buy so many ice piers, you should buy a coat!
As a result, the coat was not bought,
Instead, I bought a t-shirt with an ice pier printed on it.
In Zhangjiakou, which is more than twenty degrees below zero,
Even if you are trembling,
Also take off your coat to show the ice pier behind the sweatshirt,
(Brother, don't love too much!) ）
Seeing the ice piers in the media center is also inseparable...
All the way to the dressing room,
(Brother, don't be so careful to guard, the ice pier is not fragile ~)
Guarding the door of the locker room,
However, what was seen was a deflated ice pier...
(Tsujioka Yoshinori, your lost look is like the way Tachibana fell that night...) ）
But his love for the ice piers has not diminished,
In order to allow the host of the Japanese television station to get close to the ice pier,
It was also sent back to the studio around the ice pier to Japan, and the box was opened on the spot.
(You can always trust the speed of China Express)
Prevent the studio reporter from taking off the shell of the ice pier,
The correct use of science popularization ice piers,
Even in the text interview, the love is overflowing.
"The ice pier is my savior"
"No matter how hard and tired you are every day, every time you see an ice pier, you will have a surge of energy"
"I'm going to throw away all my clothes when I get back, and my suitcase is stuffed with ice mounds."
"Every night before going to bed, admire the ice piers"
"The love for the ice pier is too hot to feel cold at all"
(Who?) I'm spying on my star-chasing life again! ）
Even before reporting on the Japanese women's ice hockey team news,
Also "bring the goods" first,
Passionate introduction to the periphery of the ice pier,
Someone rings the gong, someone broadcasts,
It's not too much to call them the best foreign bloggers!
(Talk tired, take a break)
He also took the ice pier and started the dream,
"If you let Yu Yu tie the strings to hold the ice pier, it will definitely sell well in Japan."
He shouted with all his might: "Stock up, I'm in a hurry for you!" If you don't hoard it, it's gone. ”
I didn't expect that Yusheng knot string had not yet gotten the ice pier doll,
Ice piers in Japan have been "difficult to find a pier",
(Tachibana is about to fail to recognize the word solid)
A set of ice piers, the price even raised to more than 5,000 yuan...
After watching the interaction between the ice pier and the "righteous pier",
Tachibana can't help but sigh,
Worthy of the neon country,
The degree of fanaticism about mascots, the way they interact, and the excavation of their cute attributes are all grasped
For example, Kumamoto Kuma,
You know it's a mascot,
But you may not know its other identity —
Minister of Sales and Happiness of Kumamoto Prefecture, Japan,
(I can't believe it, people are still civil servants!) ）
It is tasked with bringing more sightseeing and other additional income to Kumamoto Prefecture.
(Even mascots have KPIs, what qualifications do you have not to work hard!) ）
On a business trip in Osaka, Kumamoto Was fascinated by the charm of the metropolis and his whereabouts are unknown.
Governor Kagushima held an emergency press conference for this purpose,
Hopefully, anyone who knows about Kumamoto will inform the prefectural government via Twitter.
Eventually, Kumamoto Kuma, who was shopping around the market, was spotted and returned to his job.
Kumamoto Kuma is not only a confused ghost, but also very greedy,
At one point, I even lost the blush on my face.
Governor Kagushima once again held an urgent press conference, saying that the county government had set up an investigation team to investigate the matter.
In search of his blush, Kumamoto searched near Ginza, Shibuya, and the Dome in Tokyo.
He even ran into the police station to submit a lost property search application, asking for help to find blushes together.
Eventually, Kumamoto's blush was finally found in the tomato and strawberry fields in the prefecture.
In this regard, kumamoto prefectural governor held a press conference to say that Kumamoto Prefecture was known as the land of fire in ancient times.
Not only are there many red symbols, but there are also many delicious red foods, so delicious that "even the blush will fall off".
(Not only does it explain why the blush is missing, but it also gives a note to Kumamoto Prefecture's cuisine.) ）
(This explanation, orange gives a full score!) ）
In 2015, Kumamoto Kuma was bad because of gluttony,
Because the governor of Kumamoto Prefecture could not tolerate the unscrupulous and obese Kumamoto Kumamoto, he ordered him to lose weight.
The governor is the boss in charge of affairs,
The bosses have spoken, and as a minister, of course, you have to accept the task.
In order to show their determination to lose weight,
Kumamoto Kuma appeared on the cover of the health magazine Tarzan.
(Despite its bloated body, it's still like that when you put on your tracksuit.) ）
However, after a high-profile start to a weight loss program,
Because Kumamoto Kuma is greedy for chocolate sent by Valentine's Day fans,
The six-month weight loss program ended in failure.
The governor announced that, as punishment, Kumamoto Washi was demoted from sales minister to acting sales minister.
(Kumamoto Kumamoto with the rhetoric: Do you see me happy?) ）
However, due to the outstanding business ability, Kumamoto Kuma was successfully reinstated after three months.
He also delivered his own reinstatement speech.
As a well-known civil servant in the country, Kumamoto Kuma will update Twitter and Facebook every day, and publish itineraries.
(Let Tachibana see how many people want @Aidou Studios!) ）
Occasionally, I also participate in the big party of the Red and White Song Festival,
While backstage and hitting big shots against other mascots! Persuasion cannot be persuaded.
Or participate in a variety show show cooking,
But the rollover was in a hurry.
(Blush: So dangerous, almost burned)
Or attend some platform events,
Also publicly lifted the skirt of the female host....
(But where you are not a cute Kumamoto bear.... ）
Busy ministers always have leisure moments,
Riding a trolley;
Foraging for food;
Dancing;
Country walks;
Do do exercise...
Life is to combine work and leisure
Mascots are more than just dolls,
Stealing snacks will make you fat, big show cooking will roll over, and there are troubles of lifting and lowering...
There are the same troubles as us, full of realism and immersion.
Cute appearance + interesting soul + characteristic planning is the long red way of mascots!
Can't do it, please don't do it!
The last sentence,
Not only to have a cute appearance, but also an ice pier with an interesting soul,
Who doesn't like it! Who doesn't want to stick...