Tonight I will talk to you about a knowledge point that Jackie Chan does not know!!
At the beginning of the year,
There is a rapper named Drake in Canada, and he and a female influencer have a shocking melon!
Unexpectedly, this operation directly drove the sales volume of chili sauce in the entire market...
Anyway,
Rappers always have some little nine-nines in private who can't put on the table,
Including but not limited to dating female fans or something.
Drake just got into a fight with a female influencer on Instagram,
It didn't take long for the two to decide to fight in the hotel offline.
Celebrities and ordinary people meet, more or less will also leave a snack eye,
So Drake repeatedly confirmed that the other party was voluntary, while keeping chat records as evidence.
According to the introduction of this Internet celebrity who went to the appointment,
After the two of them had been fighting in bed for more than 20 minutes, Drake ran to take a shower.
By the way, he took away his own children and grandchildren,
Ah, it was a set, thrown into the trash.
When Drake finished his bath, the influencer rushed into the bathroom!
outcome.... Not long after that, there was a scream in the bathroom...
Drake thought the other party had fallen and rushed in.
As a result, I found that the internet celebrity was lying naked on the ground, and his hands had been covering his lower body { }.
Drake still hasn't figured out what's going on,
I saw my children and grandchildren being thrown aside, but my children were gone!
Could it be that the hotel is haunted? Of course not.
Drake immediately found out that his descendants were in the underbody of the internet celebrity.
And the reason for the screams of internet celebrities,
It was Drake who added chili sauce to the trash before throwing the bag into the trash!
The culprit that caused the internet celebrities to scream was found!
Why throw the chili sauce?
Afterwards, Drake said on social media that he had suffered losses long ago.
There are female fans after the two fight,
Secretly poured his own children and grandchildren into the lower body {}, and blackmailed money in this way.
Since then, Drake has carried chili sauce with him every time he goes to an appointment, just in case he needs it
(Isn't it unaffordable.)
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I didn't expect such a coincidence, thanks to my multiple hearts and eyes, I didn't get fooled again.
Although the female Internet celebrity did not succeed in blackmailing money, she was injured after all, and it is said that the pain is hot and spicy....
"It's like a magma burning"
The plot did not succeed, and the influencers asked Drake to pay for it, and Drake of course disagreed.
So the female Internet celebrity sent this matter to the Internet, asking the majority of netizens to give her a review.
By the way, he also publicized Drake, saying that his little brother was very cute.
Supposedly, supposedly! Female influencers also sent photos of their injured genitals.
What she did not expect was that netizens one-sidedly supported Drake,
He was even inspired to start purchasing portable chili sauce in large quantities.
For this matter, Drake sent a photo of himself at the hotel,
And caption:
"You can have a reputation for 15 minutes... And I'll have the remaining 23 hours and 45 minutes."
Never heard of it, pepper can kill sperm, netizens are happy to play with the stem,
"When the male duck is in the bathroom and trying not to make a sound"
"When Drake heard screams at the door"
"When that ig model is self-fertilized"
"If a woman is plotting against me, remember to pour the chili sauce into the condom."
This kind of mother is expensive by her son, and the matter of borrowing a son to ascend to the throne is actually not a new thing,
If our Shanghai Emperor Qin Shao had mastered this skill,
Nor will it be pit by that Internet celebrity with tens of millions of "breakup fees",
As a result, the money was spent, and the child should be born or born, and he got a long-term meal ticket.
Then again,
Condom chili sauce is really outrageous,
Whether it's Drake with chili sauce, or internet celebrities stealing essence,
One really dares to think, one really dares to do!
So, have we all learned to scrap it?