Cricket Secret Fight Chapter 20 Old Xia's Yanfu

Lately, Old Summer has been unusually happy. Radiant face all day long. why? It turned out that a young and beautiful woman had fallen from the sky and fell into his arms.

That morning, he finished his busy bugs and went downstairs for breakfast. The place where he eats breakfast is fixed: downstairs there is a restaurant called "Chen Xiaoqin's Breakfast Shop". The content of the breakfast is also fixed: a bowl of soy milk, two burnt cakes and two fritters.

Lao Xia is an old customer, as long as he sits down in the store and does not open his mouth, the boss lady Xiaoqin immediately put the soybean milk baked cake fritters in front of him.

He was eating when a woman sat down across from him.

He looked up at the other person for a moment, and his heart jumped sharply—this was a beautiful woman: she was about thirty years old, a pair of Dan phoenix eyes, a straight nose, a well-defined nose, a melon face, and fair skin.

She saw Old Xia looking at herself, looked at Old Xia without avoiding it, and then smiled slightly.

Old Xia smiled at a loss, then lowered his head and continued to drink his soy milk and eat his burnt cake fritters.

The young woman asked for a bowl of soy milk, two bean paste buns, and ate it very quietly.

"You're Master Xia, right?" The woman looked at Lao Xia with a bite of the bun in her hand and said.

Old Xia raised his head and looked at the young woman in shock. He was trying to remember, where had he seen her? But he never remembered. "Are you?" -- Old Xia Fox asked suspiciously.

"Master Xia, you don't know me, but I know you." The woman threw the bite-down bun on the plate, "Do you remember Xiaomei?" ”

"Xiaomei?" Old Xia thought for a moment, "Of course I know, of course I know." Wonder where she's now? Old Xia asked impatiently.

"Don't ask her where she's gone, you have to ask me who I am first!" The woman across from her smiled charmingly, and then reported to herself, "I am Xiaomei's cousin, and my name is Chrysanthemum." Xiaomei has already followed someone and is now at home with a child. What, miss her? ”

"No, no." Old Xia hurriedly denied, "It's just that she played with me here two years earlier, and we can talk about it, and she is not bad." ”

Lao Xia has been a playmaker all his life. He had three games: playing with crickets; playing with thrushes; playing with women. Since his wife's death, he felt incredibly free. Although he is fifty-seven or eight years old, his body is great, and his strength is not lost to that of a young man. He also didn't want to find a wife. Lonely at night, I often went to the Confucius Temple to find a woman to come back for two or three hundred yuan for the night. Those women are naturally of low grade. The grade is low, but some women have good kung fu in bed, which can make men fascinated, bone crisp legs, and make men unforgettable. This Xiaomei is such a woman who has a good impression of old Xia with bed kung fu.

"It seems that Master Xia has a good impression of her." But you may not see her for a while and a half. The woman opposite, named Chrysanthemum, said provocatively.

"Nothing, nothing, everyone has their own home." I wish her well. Old Xia said. Seemed very calm. Despite this, he still remembered the woman who had once made him look like a god.

"You live downstairs?" Chrysanthemum asked while eating.

"Right, right, I live on the first floor."

"I'm not welcome to sit in your house?" Chrysanthemum asked very generously.

"Welcome, welcome, you can condescend to my humble house and sit down, I am very welcome!" Old Xia did not expect that this woman proposed to come to his house to sit down, which was really a joy to fall from heaven. She is much prettier than Xiaomei! Even if you spend a thousand dollars to sleep with her for a night, you will be satisfied. It seems that I am really blessed!

After eating the breakfast, Lao Xia paid the woman's early money together, and then led the woman named Chrysanthemum into his house.

Old Xia originally came back from breakfast to bathe Mioko. When this woman came, she naturally threw aside the matter of serving the worms. He sat the woman on the couch and made a cup of sugar water and put it on the coffee table.

"Come, have a glass of sugar water sweetheart." Old Xia said sweetly, "The first time I came to my house, I was soaking sugar water for the guests to eat. ”

"Men come to soak sugar water too?"

"Of course, the man came to make tea, and the brewed Biluochun." There is a difference between men and women. Old Xia smiled, smiling very happily.

"You have a good grasp of the measure of entertaining male and female guests?" Chrysanthemum took a sip of sugar water, "Oh, it's so sweet." ”

"Isn't sweetness bad?" Do you want to eat Kuding tea? Old Xia said skillfully. He looked at the beautiful woman in front of him in fascination.

"What woman doesn't like sweet and likes bitter tea?" Chrysanthemum also rolled her eyes at him. The one who glanced at it was the look of a ghost.

"I'm better than Little Mei, who's pretty?"

"You're much prettier than Xiaomei!" Old Xia looked straight at Chrysanthemum's vivid and charming face, those soul-hooked eyes.

Looking at it, Lao Xia felt the blood on his body rushing straight to his head, and in a moment his head was hot, his body was hot, his body was hot, and the blood was turning over in his body.

Suddenly, he grabbed Chrysanthemum and was about to kiss her.

"Hey, hey, hey," Chrysanthemum pushed him away, "the price hasn't been negotiated yet, and you want to eat me!" You're too unruly. ”

"How much does it cost to do it once?" Old Xia, who had been pushed away, asked in a roar.

"Three tickets at a time."

"Well, three tickets, three tickets."

After saying that, Old Xia hugged the woman named Chrysanthemum like a hungry tiger and kissed her wildly.

Old Xia hadn't smelled a woman's smell for a long time, holding the chrysanthemum and nibbling lifelessly, nibbling for half a day and not wanting to rest. Chrysanthemums hummed and let Old Xia nibble. Later, the two of them rained on the sofa.

They all say that it costs money to find a woman. But this beautiful woman that Lao Xia was looking for really didn't let him spend much money. Since the first day of the day and after the old summer clouds and rain, the old summer gave him three hundred pieces; later never came to him during the day, always after twelve o'clock in the night, the money entered the door, arrived at five o'clock in the morning, and drifted away. Every time she only asked Lao Xia for a hundred yuan, Le Lao Xia couldn't keep his mouth shut: a woman like this would spend at least five hundred yuan a night sleeping, but she only needed a ticket, and it was really a big cookie that fell from the sky, and let him repair Yan Fu! Every time this woman came, she naturally spoke a thousand kinds of honey, all kinds of tender feelings, and then hugged and fell asleep with Lao Xia. This is rather like the fox spirits in "Liaozhai Zhiyi" who disappear during the day and appear in the Gongzi's study at night, making Lao Xia feel like eating the elixir all day long. Xiang Dacheng and Chongyi came to him during the day or after dinner to see the bugs and talk about the fighting insects. Usually they go back no later than eleven o'clock in the night. This woman always appears after she leaves dacheng and Chongyi. This was just as Lao Xia had wished—he couldn't let Xiang Dacheng know. Old Xia wanted to sleep in the big room, but the woman insisted on sleeping in the small room with insects in the north. She said that she likes the crickets, and she can fall asleep listening to the melodious chirping of crickets...

Recently, Xiang Dacheng and Chongyi fought several more battles in the arena, and their achievements were in a mess, and they lost more than a million. Not only did the worms that encountered Yin Jiazhao lose, but the worms that touched other people also lost. Bugs have good fighting nature, but they are not strong, they are always pressed by their opponents when they fight, and they have never bitten each other with their hot mouths. How can you win without a hot mouth biting your opponent? In the arena fighting big flower worms, which one is not a tiger lion?

"It seems that there is still a problem with the old summer worms." Ren Chongyi said to Xiang Dacheng.

"Old Xia has been playing with insects for decades, how can there be a problem with the insects?" Xiang Dacheng didn't believe it, "Is there something wrong with the food you gave him?" ”

"Impossible!" Ren Chongyi resolutely denied, "Xiang Zong, I have repeatedly told you that the food is the formula I made, this formula is carefully developed by me, has been using, there can be no problem!" Ren Chongyi was a little upset, and he thought that xiang Dacheng repeatedly mentioned food to him as a distrust of him.

"What else is going wrong?"

"I don't know."

"I didn't have much to do this morning, so let's ask him more carefully and look at the bugs carefully."

The two came to Lao Xia's house.

Old Xia was returning from breakfast, leaning on the sofa in the living room smoking a cigarette. While leisurely spitting out smoke rings, he recalled the infinite pleasure of being in bed with chrysanthemums at night.

Hearing a knock at the door, hearing the sound of Xiang Dacheng, Lao Xia quickly got up and opened the door.

"How, Xiang Zong, why did you come here so early today?"

"The bugs have been fighting very badly these days, come and see the bugs again, we will find the reason together." He said to Dacheng and Walked with Chongyi to the small room where the insects were kept.

As soon as I entered the small room, I was shocked to Dacheng! He saw a folded newspaper on the floor next to the bed, and on the newspaper was a plate of burned mosquito coil ashes.

"What, you've been lighting mosquito coils when you sleep at night?"

He asked out loud.

"I... I...... I..." Old Xia was incoherent, his face flushed, and he quickly took the newspaper and threw the mosquito coil ash bag out of the insect room and threw it into the kitchen trash can, and returned to the small room.

Xiang Dacheng and Ren Chongyi sat on the bed, both looking at Lao Xia viciously. The faces of the two were extremely ugly.

"What the hell is going on? You have been playing with insects for decades, and you can't light mosquito coils in the worm room, don't you know this minimum insect common sense? Why are you doing that? Xiang Dacheng said angrily.

Old Xia bowed his head and was silent.

"You say, why are you?" Is it too little money? I don't think there is much money, you say it bluntly, you can't pit me like this! ”

"No, no, I don't think I have less money," Lao Xia quickly explained, "this season, you have given me sixty thousand yuan salary has been a lot." ”

"Then why?"

"Me, me, I..."

"You don't want me, I, mine, you hurry up and say it!" You know the temper of the general man. Ren Chongyi urged angrily.

"I, I, I... Looked for... Looking for one... Looking for one... woman...... woman...... Woman. Old Xia was finally forced to tell the truth.

"You're looking for a woman, why do you light mosquito coils in the insect room?" Ask Dacheng.

The woman said she liked to listen to the crickets and to fall asleep listening to the crickets. There are many mosquitoes this year, and she insists on ordering mosquito coils, saying that the mosquito net is too stuffy. I couldn't do anything about it. ”

"Don't you know that bugs are smoked by mosquito coils and can't go into the stalls to fight for money?" And I'm a big flower fighter! Xiang Dacheng said indignantly.

"I was taking a fluke. Think that the bugs are in the basin, and maybe the problem across the basin will not be too big. ”

"Don't you know that the basin is also breathable?" Ren Chongyi said loudly.

"I am seeing color and forgetting righteousness, seeing color and forgetting righteousness, forgetting everything, I am sorry for you to the total!" Sorry you to the total! Old Xia lowered his head in fear.

"How did you meet this woman?" Ask Dacheng.

"I met her at breakfast at the breakfast shop below, and then she offered to come home with me."

"Just sleep with you?" And the big room does not sleep, insisting on sleeping in the insect room, but also to light mosquito coils, do you not consider her ulterior motives? Ren Chongyi said.

"I really didn't think about it that much. I was fascinated by her, I was ghostly, ghostly! ”

"It's not a ghost obsession, it's a color obsession!" Xiang Dacheng said indignantly.

"How much do you give her for a night's sleep?" Xiang Dacheng asked again.

"She only wants a hundred bucks." Old Xia snorted.

"A hundred bucks?" Xiang Dacheng looked at him in surprise, "Sleeping with a beautiful lady for a hundred yuan a night?" This is a blessing from heaven! ”

He sneered.

"Alas! ——"Another long sigh, "Is this another game made by Yin Jiazhao?" He looked at Ren Chongyi helplessly.

"Who could he be if he wasn't?" Ren Chongyi said, shaking his head, "It's really a trick of the organs, and actually started a beauty plan!" ”

Xiang Dacheng turned his head again and looked at Lao Xia, who was sitting there with his head bowed and sweaty, You old guy, a woman! women! It's dizzying! This batch of bugs is finished again! It's over again! What do you tell me to do? What do you tell me to do? "My teeth are clenching, and I can't wait to swallow Lao Xia alive!"

After pondering for a moment, he said to Lao Xia, "Well, you will return to me the twenty thousand yuan I have advanced to you, and the other forty thousand will be exempted." ”

"This... This..." Old Xia raised his head and looked at Xiang Dacheng in surprise, showing a pitiful look. He didn't expect to deduct his salary to Dacheng and ask him to spit out the twenty thousand yuan that had been paid to him!

"What is this? Shouldn't your twenty thousand dollar salary be withdrawn, and I will give you another forty thousand? Still give you your salary again? Xiang Dacheng glared at Lao Xia fiercely, "How much is this batch of insects worth from me, you don't know, the wax purple that Bought You Xiao'er on the field that day is sixty thousand, plus other insects, how much should you calculate for me how much this batch of insects should be worth?" Playing with a woman, playing with my batch of bugs, playing with your sixty thousand yuan salary, do you think it is worth it? ”

Old Xia lowered his head and didn't say a word.

At this moment, he woke up: playing with this woman is really not cheap, it is ridiculously expensive, it is simply sky-high!

"After we leave, you will sort out the bugs and carry them to Chongyi."

He said to Dacheng, "Remember, bring twenty thousand yuan with you!" ”