Old Han told a story: into the drama

Our village is on the south bank of the Yellow River at the junction of Yu and Jin. The village is centered on the theater building and is divided into the south team and the north team. The southern team sang Yu opera, and the class leader was called Zhang Zhenting, who once ran with Chang Xiangyu through the dragon set. The North Team sang Pu Opera, and the head of the class was called Li Xiaosheng, who came from Shanxi when he was "running the old day". His daughter-in-law was killed by a Japanese plane while crossing the Yellow River. Pu opera has a high-pitched tone and is good at showing generous and tragic feelings. The class leader Li Xiaosheng is a gentleman, and his unique skills of flashing hat wings and throwing braids are even more captivating to the audience.

The village is not large, with only 269 people. For a long time, the whole village will hum twice, men, women and children. You see, the old man who was warming up against the wall, squinting his eyes, two index fingers flew vigorously on his knees, and his mouth kept beating drums: "Click, click, click!" "Young people will suddenly flip a few heels as they walk, dazzling you; women will dance as they walk, humming and singing in their mouths.

Let's talk about Zhang Zhenting's family. Daughter Zhang Lianhua often put down her rice bowl and wanted to slip out, and her mother Orchid pointed her finger and accused: "Lazy you - you you... Angry I also sigh, alas, alas, alas..." The lotus interface said: "Wronged- ah, ah, ah, ah..." Zhang Zhenting's father narrowed his eyes: "Oh ---------------------------------------------------------------------- "That's how things settle. Zhang Zhenting then said to his daughter: "Quick--go to the theater building to play (rehearse)!" Lotus replied, "Thanks—Daddy." But he ran to the North Team to help Li Xiaosheng wash his clothes.

"One official talks about drama, and three paths are barren." The whole village was obsessed with singing all day and put the land aside, so the young and yellow did not pick up. Fortunately, I was often invited around to sing, and I could change some grain and live a moist life.

There is also a person in the village who can't sing, and it is a half-stupid Deng Xiaoyue. This fool is an indispensable character, and every time he acts, he needs to take a long bamboo pole to drive away the children and maintain order.

This year, two teams were introduced. On the evening of the second day of the first year, the North Team sang the Pu opera "The Tale of the West Chamber", and Li Xiaosheng sang Zhang Junrui. Halfway through the play, the person who played Cui Yingying suddenly made an old mistake and fell to the ground and could not get up. Seeing the gong and drum guy knocking over and over again, Li Xiaosheng was anxious to burn his eyebrows. At this time, Zhang Lianhua, who climbed up from the stage to sing Yu opera, saw her singing with the drum beat:

From then on good couples go their separate ways,

Ben Chang'an Road winding clouds and waters,

It is not desolate to be alone.

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People on and off the stage were stunned. - Which play is she singing? It is really puzzling to know that the two teams are fighting each other against each other, while Zhang Lianhua is making up for each other's stage. Zhang Lianhua's father, Zhang Zhenting, said generously: "Saving a scene is like putting out a fire." ”

In the third year of junior high school, the southern team sang the Yu opera "Chaoyanggou". It was originally a quite sensational program, but because Zhang Lianhua of the Silver Ring sang the taste of Pu Opera, it lacked the previous applause.

On the fourth day of the first year, the North Team sang "The Case of The Beauty of The United States". Only to see Qin Xianglian kneeling on the ground to cover her face and cry:

Qin Xianglian came to tears like rain,

Where is your conscience.

Thousands of beggars come to you,

Dragging children to Gyeonggi.

She sang with sadness and misery, and her heart was broken. For a while, the audience burst into tears, sobbed and swallowed, and suddenly beat their chests like a demon, and let out a loud cry of sorrow.

At this moment, Deng Xiaoyue came in handy, he swept the bamboo pole next to the scalp of the audience, and shouted: "Are you embarrassed? It's drama! People woke up like a big dream, wiped their tears, and smiled gratefully at Deng Xiaoyue.

Then Li Xiaosheng, who played Chen Shimei, brushed his beard, raised his eyebrows, and said, "Hum! Even if — I have — iin'terribly sin, let you say it, I can afford it! ”

During the conversation, half a brick suddenly flew from under the stage and hit Li Xiaosheng's waist impartially, and Li Xiaosheng fell on the spot and could not stand up.

It turned out that a drama-watcher was fascinated, angry, and threw the brick sitting under his ass up.

Due to poor treatment, Li Xiaosheng later became incontinent and completely became a wasted person. Without the pillar, the Pu opera team collapsed.

Unexpectedly, Zhang Lianhua rolled up the covers and walked into Li Xiaosheng's house, and told the world that he wanted to marry Li Xiaosheng as his wife. Her father Zhang Zhenting was furious at this time: "You... You this... How can a fake play be done! ”

Zhang Lianhua said, "What you taught me, what you sang." Didn't you and my mom also become a family from the couple who played? ”

Her father was so angry that he blew his beard and narrowed his eyes: "Just sang for one night, what kind of husband and wife?" ”

Zhang Lianhua said: "One day husband and wife hundred days of grace! ”

Zhang Zhenting was speechless. Later, Zhang Lianhua followed Li Xiaosheng in front of the bed to sing the Pu opera "Hall of Eternal Life", holding a white aya and singing "Crying Lovesickness":

A hundred years of parting in Suzu,

A generation of red faces for the king!

In heaven wish to be compared to the winged bird,

In the earth wish for the branches of the lianli.

Seeing Zhang Lianhua's two tears rippled, Li Xiaosheng couldn't help but see the tears and sadness, and said: "Lingtai is uneasy, I am ashamed of you; death is not a pity, only the drama class let me worry about my heart!" ”

Unexpectedly, Li Xiaosheng hanged himself with a white aya in the middle of the night. People analyze that Li Xiaosheng does not want to involve Zhang Lianhua.

On the fifteenth day of the first month when the snow was flying, thousands of people in the eight neighboring townships came to deliver a funeral for Li Xiaosheng. Zhang Lotus wore a ma dai filial piety and sang all the way to the "Hall of Eternal Life". People were brought into the play again, crying with Zhang Lianhua, and the cries were so loud that the snow flew all over the sky.

The following year, Zhang Lianhua took command, regrouped, restored the Pu opera team, and went to the province to perform "The Hall of Eternal Life" and won the gold award. (Author Ma Hejing)