Wei Xiaobao is the most special character in Jin Yong's novels, because his appearance ended Jin Yong's novels. And people like him are much more difficult to deal with than we think.
Wei Xiaobao rushed out of the Lichun Courtyard noisily and shouted, "You can't always be Zhuang Na, you should also do it again." ”
Xiao Bao's appearance is really shocking, his vitality and ability to adapt to changes are too strong, much like the "undead" tough guy or robot in Western horror science fiction movies, you blind him, cut off his arms and legs, just want to rest, suddenly a meat ball rolls over, knocking you on your back.
Hey hey, little treasure! He and the Greek epic hero who stood tall on top of the earth are completely two ways ("The sky falls, there is a tall top, And Xiao Bao does not care about this heart", but his energy seems to be greater than that of the hero, more alive and vibrant).
I'm a rogue who am I afraid of? I haven't seen anything in the world, have you ever seen a shot of a prostitute prostitute your mother in front of the window? I haven't seen it. Do you know who my dad is? I don't know? To be honest, I don't know. The old woman said: "Naturally there are Han Chinese, there are also Manchurian officials, and there are Mongolian military attaches." However, when my mother looked at my nose, she would think: "At that time, there was a Huizi, who often came to me, and his appearance was very handsome, and I often said in my heart that my little treasure's nose was born well, a bit like him."
You say my eyes are slurred? You know what? It's called the "Heavenly Eye", which can see your internal organs clearly, like X-rays. I'm not like that Sun Monkey, who got to be roasted in the alchemy furnace of Taishang Laojun for seven hundred and forty-nine days before practicing fire-eyed golden eyes. If his practice is not good, how can our mortal bodies suffer that sin? My eyes were entirely inherited from the Tibetan lama, who looked at my mother with my mother before she went to bed. Now the more my mom looks into my eyes, the more she says it's like that thief's billet, haha.
Therefore, Xiao Bao does not divide the people of the world into men and women, but prostitutes and bitches, and the things under the world are measured by all the Lichun Temple. Among the men Xiao Bao contacts, only Master Chen Jinnan is not a prostitute (Xiao Bao often regards him as a father, and he does not want his father to be a prostitute in his heart, that is not a small bastard. The Kangxi Emperor was also the world's first prostitute:
"The storyteller said that the emperor had three palaces and six courts... Harem beauties three thousand. There are not three thousand wives of the current emperor, but there are eight or nine hundred. He sleeps night and night as a bridegroom, today at the 350th concubine, and tomorrow at the 634th concubine. ”
The resources are so idle that they cannot maintain and increase in value, and Xiao Bao wants to turn the palace into a big brothel: the little emperor is the chairman of the board, and he entrusts Xiao Bao to be the general manager. When Xiao Bao first arrived at the palace, he walked through the cloister and the courtyard garden, saw the painted cornices and carved beams, and thought:
"Our Lichun Courtyard is in Yangzhou, and it can be regarded as one of the most beautiful large courtyards, which is far worse than here." Obediently get to the east, open a yard here, and the prostitutes can have fun. However, such a large courtyard, if it is not full of hundreds of girls, it is not like that. ”
It seems that Xiao Bao wants to introduce the girls of Li Chun Yuan, and he also wants to participate in the shares and be a vice chairman. Soon, he ran into Kangxi's practice room and saw the mille-feuille cake on the table. Wei Yang's fine points are also famous in the world, Xiao Bao has secretly eaten the dim sum of Lichun Courtyard to entertain prostitutes, but when he tasted the thousand-layered hazelnut, he felt that it was much more exquisite than that of The Lichun Courtyard, so he said: "This mille-feuille cake is really well done, I see that this is probably the largest brothel in Beijing." ”
Since the palace should be converted into a brothel, let alone the other princes' mansions. No matter where Xiao Bao stayed, he had to examine the decoration and quilt pillows of the living room, and carefully compare and measure with The Lichun Courtyard.
If you compare The Lee Chun Temple to a guest house, the Imperial Palace is five-star.
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