Don't worry,
What you want is always on the way.
Someday,
Someone will understand your strangeness,
Then accompany you can be cute and love.
①
Zhang Xueqiang and Yu Guigui are a pair of joyful enemies.
The two can get better, not because Yu Guigui looks at his family situation, appearance, or other material conditions. Purely because he can tell ghost stories. Yu Guigui likes to listen to ghost stories since she was a child, not the kind of unjust soul that suddenly jumps out of the scary, she likes real supernatural events. Zhang Xueqiang is a forensic doctor, once a friend took out to dinner, he said that the criminal investigation side only cracked a case, especially amazing, the victim actually dreamed to the leader of the criminal investigation brigade, suggesting that he was killed by his wife. One check, yes.
Yu Guigui was particularly interested in this story and pestered him to tell it again. Zhang Xueqiang said that there were so many strange things, and this incident was mostly because the captain had long suspected the victim's wife, and he had thought about it day and night, so he turned the direction of investigation.
Others kicked Zhang Xueqiang's foot below. He worked on this job, working with corpses all day, and it was not easy to find objects. When I encounter Gui Gui, whose conditions match, I don't hurry up and talk about it.
Zhang Xueqiang was taught by his friends, and then began to chase After Yu Guigui. He is not good at flirting with girls, his mouth is stupid, in order to chase Gui Gui, the only trick he can use is to keep making up spiritual stories for her-
I have a schoolgirl who works in a funeral home, and there are many urns in the funeral home, some are waiting to be buried, and some are left there for a long time without receiving them. One night she had a dream that someone said that it was good to squeeze, could not move the place. The next day she went to have a look, and the girl's urn did not know when it fell into a blur, frightening her to the point of flying halfway.
Another time I went to see the scene and a woman died. The degree of decay of the corpse is divided into freshness, swelling, decay and drying. The woman was at the end of the swelling period, and the maggots on her body were about 5 days old, so I initially judged that the woman's death was about a week. Before the official autopsy, the body was pulled back into the bureau. The next day, the old man on the night shift said that when he was napping in the middle of the night, he saw a woman, who said that her death time was half a month, and that she had been frozen in the refrigerator after she died. We dissected it, and sure enough, it was. Later, the old man on the night shift never dared to come to work again.
Seeing that Gui Gui listened particularly energetically, Zhang Xueqiang also made up more and more outrageous. Pure when coaxing children to play. This kind of play, and do not need him to buy gold and silver, and do not need him to be a licking dog, but also a special sense of achievement, why not enjoy it.
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In this way, a girl who looks for excitement all day and a marriage boss are difficult to marry.
Gui Gui not only believes that there are ghosts in the world, she is also particularly fascinated by feng shui. What bedroom must be small, so as not to scatter the aura when sleeping; what desk should be empty in front of the back and there must be a wall, which is called a backer; what house can not have running water, flowing water and scattering wealth; what house can not have a mirror facing the bed, the mirror will become evil... Zhang Xueqiang cried and laughed, but it was all a small matter, all up to her.
The relationship between the two is strangely established, one is a nervous meridian, and the other is serious about coaxing children and shaping mystery. It was good at first, but it was also quarrelsome over time. Where are the partners who don't quarrel? One day Gui Gui said: "This hanger is not placed in a good position, blocking the road of money." Zhang Xueqiang said: "Then put it wherever you want." As a result, Gui Gui moved the hanger to his bedside, causing the drawer of his nightstand to not open, and he moved the hanger back.
In the evening, after Gui Gui saw it, she began to get angry, saying that it was no wonder that she did not go well at work today.
Zhang Xueqiang was tired after a day of work and began to work with her.
"I moved the hanger at night, what does it have to do with me that you don't go to work well during the day?"
"How can it be okay? From the moment you have the idea of moving it, I'm not going to go along! ”
"What do you do all day long except make unreasonable trouble?" I see that you are superstitious for such a long time that you have not won a penny when you buy lottery tickets! ”
"Our good fortune is not on winning the lottery, no disease and no disaster, we have to thank God for it!"
"Then what else are you doing buying lottery tickets for?"
Arguing that Gui Gui had no words, he began to count down the ghostly way he was paid, and he still wanted to expect her to win the lottery, like a man? Ridiculous.
Zhang Xueqiang said that she was a graduate student who studied in vain, and her thoughts were not even as good as that of a fool.
Wow, I can't help it, dare to resist. Gui Gui rushed up to push him, and Zhang Xueqiang, not willing to show weakness, fought with her. Zhang Xueqiang was still quite measured, only a third of the force, mainly to keep, but did not expect Gui Gui so tossed, he just followed her force to throw her to the edge of the coffee table, she could not get up. Zhang Xueqiang's own face was also colored, and he was scratched with blood. He ignored her and ran away in anger.
The next night Zhang Xueqiang had to work overtime, and he finished his autopsy and looked at his mobile phone. Heaven, my wife sent a few photos, and my injured knees and shoulders yesterday were all purple. Although he knew that it was only subcutaneous bleeding that did not tighten, the purple color was really piercing, and on her snow-white skin, a large flower was like a burnt glaze. Zhang Xueqiang immediately forgot that the wound on his face had been laughed at by his colleagues for a day, and quickly called Gui Gui. The mother-in-law answered the phone. Gui Gui's mother said: "Surnamed Zhang, my daughter has never touched a finger from childhood to adulthood, you dare to beat her like this!" ”
It's over. No matter how to say that men can't hit women. Besides, I am still a policeman, what should I do if this makes trouble for the unit.
After a while, I received a call from my mother, who cried: "Strong, you come to the Third Hospital, we just went to Yu's house to apologize, who knows that your father was broken by Old Man Yu..."
③
Zhang Xueqiang rushed to the third hospital to see the film, and it was really a radius fracture. His father was so old, he was sent to military school, retired from the army and supported him to take the civil service examination, when they got married, they paid for the house, Zhang Xueqiang paid for the family to have today, but his father was beaten like this by his wife's father!
Zhang Xueqiang watched his father's thin body breathe weakly under the quilt, and his nose was sour. The big man sweats without tears. But after sitting next to his father for a while, he had already cried the last bit of sound in his heart. Who can understand this father? He had dedicated his whole life to him, but at this moment, his breath was so weak, countless times, Zhang Xueqiang felt that his breathing had paused for too long, he held his heart and waited for his next inhalation, every time he waited, it was like a cone.
"I'm going back to divorce!" Zhang Xueqiang said to his mother.
Zhang Xueqiangxiong went home in a hurry, and as soon as he entered the door, he saw that Yu Guigui had actually returned from his mother's house, and there were several newly bought weaving bags at the door. Turns out she wanted to move away first? She moved away better. The house decoration is her money, and when the time comes, she will make up for it.
Yu Guigui sat on the sofa, staring at him, obviously lower than him but with a condescending momentum.
"Since you're going to move away, why don't you pack your things?" he asked
"Who said I was going to move away?"
"What did you buy the knit bag for?"
"Split the body. A bag is afraid it won't hold you. Gui Gui snorted from his nose.
"Just you?"
"Don't you sleep?" You just have to fall asleep and I'll do it. ”
Zhang Xueqiang was originally angry, at this time, somehow, suddenly felt that this woman was evil and cute, no, how can I describe her with cuteness, at best, funny, ridiculous.
"You know that your dad broke my dad?"
"You know that your mother beat my mother to soft tissue contusion!"
"What about your mother?"
"Took the medicine home in the hospital. What about your dad? ”
"Hospitalized in the hospital!"
Two people sat at opposite ends of the couch, with a long space in between, like four invisible parents sitting side by side, all waiting for them to make a decision, waiting for them to relieve themselves.
But now it seems that something is wrong...
Zhang Xueqiang sat up straight: "What knife are you going to take to kill me?" Yu Guigui gestured to the kitchen with his chin. Zhang Xueqiang ran to the kitchen to see, good fellow, she really bought a new bone removal knife back. Zhang Xueqiang had told her before that only Mang Han used a machete to divide the corpse, and the real master could use a bone removal knife.
He ran out and asked, "Are you really here?" ”
Yu Guigui stared at him, not answering, under her skin, deep in the shape of the skeleton, there was a snake-like cold arrogance extending. Zhang Xueqiang looked at Mao Mao. He reiterated: "My dad was hospitalized, my dad was so old, he broke a bone and was half dead..."
Yu Guigui interrupted him: "My mother is not very old?" Should my mom be hurt? I married you just to get beaten by you? ”
Zhang Xueqiang calmed down for a moment, and he felt that it was time to calm down. He said, "You shouldn't have taken this to your mother's house." ”
"If I don't go to my mother's house, who will protect me?"
"I didn't want to hit you at all, I just threw you to the ground with your strength, do you still have the anger if I want to hit you?"
"Oh you're still strong, you're here!" Come on! ”
It does not seem that this is the solution to the problem. Zhang Xueqiang had no choice but to give in, he said: "Don't provoke me, I will never move half a finger at you again." ”
Yu Guigui ignored him.
He went on to say, "Don't do anything drastic, even if you kill me, you will be sentenced to death." ”
It is funny to say such things under the knife edge of the enemy. He admitted that he had confessed. This woman, not greedy for money and bad sex, five horses and long guns, elves are eccentric, add a lot of laughter to his life. Yesterday's thing was that he shouldn't have. Today, my father was injured, and it was because of him.
He thought about it and thought he should avoid the front for a while.
He was going to go to a friend's house to sleep after negotiating a divorce, but in the face of the upcoming half-truth assassination, he did not want to leave. One is to walk as if you are afraid of her, nesting. The second is that he knows that if he is gone, he is really gone. If you look at this home, the ground does not become clean by itself, the toilet is not automatically cleaned, and the dirty clothes do not fly to the balcony by themselves. Two years ago, he was depressed and dealt with the dead and injured every day, facing the families of the victims who were crying and shouting. When he was working, he took out the heart, liver and lungs of the human body and weighed it, and he almost forgot what life really looked like. It is the appearance of this woman that makes him feel a sense of accomplishment at work, and completely separates his work and life, so that people can find a boiling point in their lives. She laughs low, cries low, and fears low, but she is full of life and has an endless curiosity about everything.
Zhang Xueqiang went to sleep in the study. In the middle of the night, he was still listening to the movement of the living room. In the end, he was so sleepy that he locked the door and took the back of his chair to close the door.
④
Zhang Xueqiang got up in the morning, and Gui Gui was brushing his teeth in the bathroom.
"You didn't kill me." Zhang Xueqiang was actually a little happy.
Gui Gui turned his face to look at him with a mouth full of foam. He wanted to squeeze the toothpaste, and Gui Gui pushed it hard and pushed him aside.
"Be well, you come first."
After a while he reacted: "Hey, didn't your shoulder hurt?" ”
Gui Gui ignored him.
"Let me see."
He came up and ripped Gui Gui's clothes, and Gui Gui wouldn't let him see it, he had to look at it. It turned out that the injured one was on the other side. Zhang Xueqiang said: "I went to find safflower oil." ”
He took the expired safflower oil and asked to rub it on Gui Gui. Gui Gui didn't let me, he followed behind her ass, and when she sat down on the toilet to pee, he also ripped off half of her pajamas to wipe her shoulders. The woman's mouth was strong, her heart was still soft, he rubbed it, and she said, "Pain! He said, "Okay, I tap," and then she went off.
"Are you really going to kill me?" he asked.
"Why did I kill you?" I'm ready to move. ”
"What about the knife?"
"The last time you bought a leg of lamb, the boss sent it, how many days have you not been in the kitchen?"
Zhang Xueqiang panicked with guilt.
"Did your dad really break his bones?" Gui Gui asked.
"So there's a fake?!" Zhang Xueqiang stood up straight.
"My dad has hurt me since I was a child, and I was hurt all the way to the end."
Zhang Xueqiang took a breath and couldn't answer her.
Gui Gui changed her clothes and prepared to go to work. At this time, Zhang Xueqiang had already thought clearly, and the parents on both sides were already intolerable, and it was estimated that they were looking forward to their divorce. But they still have salvation, don't they?
If he goes to save, he is sorry for his father, and if he does not save, he is sorry for himself.
Come to think of it, or put yourself first.
So Zhang Xueqiang proposed to go to the door of the community with Gui Gui to have breakfast. Gui Gui didn't say a word. He followed in a low voice to the breakfast stall.
The breakfast stalls are lined up at this time of day. Zhang Xueqiang asked Gui Gui to occupy a seat, and he himself lined up in the line. After waiting for a while, he turned his face to Gui Gui and shouted, "I had a dream last night, a victim I used to deal with, a beautiful woman." ”
Gui Gui moved his face over, a look of doubt, and curiosity.
"She was a very good friend of mine and often looked for me in her dreams."
Gui Gui's eyes were brighter.
"She said I wasn't right the day before yesterday, so she sprinkled salt on my face. My face, you see, is about to become inflamed! ”
Everyone looked at his face. Gui Gui slapped the table hard, buried her face in the crook of her arm, and smiled.
After a while, he brought the meal over, and Gui Gui asked, "Isn't the corpse you dissected naked?" ”
"Yes."
"Isn't your ghost friend ashamed?"
"What a shame, the body is the body, the soul is the soul."
"Her soul still likes you?"
"No, just ordinary friends."
"Why didn't she reincarnate?"
"It's not time yet."
Zhang Xueqiang said that reincarnation is also a technical work, and it is necessary to cultivate in the underworld first, and those who cultivate well can cast a good fetus. Gui Gui was shocked to hear it. Zhang Xueqiang thought to himself, Hey, the contradiction between husband and wife is really easy to solve, but what to do about the contradiction of the family.
⑤
After two days of small emotions, the two of them slept together. Still all kinds of hard work, tigers roaring warblers.
But after doing it, I feel a sense of betrayal. They both betrayed their respective parents. Say good divorce. The parents all worked hard to wait for them to divide the family property to the chicken and the dog jumped, and the two families fought again to relieve the hatred. Now it is good, and the two are reconciled without a fight.
"What to do?" Zhang Xueqiang asked. He wanted her to see his dad, but he was embarrassed to bring it up.
Gui Gui was not stupid, knowing that he was a little careful. She pondered, now to see his father, the old man's emotions will definitely be excited, but he can't help but go, and the more harmonious solution is that she is pregnant.
"Isn't it good to lie?" Zhang Xueqiang said.
"How can it be said to be a lie? We're working harder this month, what if we're really pregnant? ”
"What if I can't conceive?"
"If I can't get pregnant, I will say that they are making too much trouble, and I am restless and slippery."
"No, no, no, your parents will be even angrier."
"Then there is only one way to go."
"Can I really get pregnant this month?"
"How do I know!"
"I'll try."
"Soldiers are not many but strong."
"Then... I hope you will stew more meat for me to eat and replenish your body. ”
The two of them were sticking to the bed, the wound on his face was not good, and there were marks on her shoulders. They leaned very close and said a lot of nonsense. She said I'll really kill you the next time you dare to do it. He said Grandma I beg you to think about my dad. She said your dad is weird and pitiful, and his little body can't beat my dad... Your dad really shouldn't be cruel, you see my dad hospital is not going to cost us money, so you later... She interrupted: Later? In the future, as long as you dare to provoke me, I will still go home and file a complaint immediately! He had to say yes, I'm afraid of you.
The two traitors hugged each other, three points proud, three points arrogant, and the remaining four points of worry, it is estimated that a few more times of spiritual flesh and soul intercourse can be solved. Zhang Xueqiang relaxed and began to make up ghost stories again: "I tell you oh, there is really a kind of person in the world, who has been opened to heaven and knows his life expectancy, such as me, I know that I will definitely live to be 90 years old, so you said you are going to use a knife on me, I am not afraid at all..."
Gui Gui's eyes widened, she was half suspicious, that cute and stupid look, Zhang Xueqiang's heart was about to burst into laughter.
——End——