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The general asked the fortune teller: Can I be emperor? Answer: The runny-snotty kid behind you can!

Fortune telling is a folk common name, the academic professional title is called Zhou Yi prediction, the core of the theory is the yin and yang five elements of heaven and earth branch and the Bagua I Ching, the study of fortune telling academic called Easy Learning, also known as magic numbers. Fortune telling in the narrow sense is the prediction of the eight characters of the birthday, while fortune telling in the broad sense includes the purple micro bucket number, the face palm, the Bagua Liuyao, the Qimen Dunjia, the geographical feng shui and so on. Ancient divination and rituals belonged to fortune telling. Fortune telling has a long history in the country.

Fortune teller is a kind of professional title for fortune telling, its origin is reliably traced back to the highest FuXi clan, the profession of fortune teller is really very long, in ancient times every dynasty will appear such a person, and because the ancient people are more feudal superstition, so many people believe in the words of fortune teller.

The general asked the fortune teller: Can I be emperor? Answer: The runny-snotty kid behind you can!

In ancient times, people who can become generals generally have a strong physique and super wisdom, so naturally there are many people who have very great ambitions, and there was a general named Gao Cheng in the Northern Wei Dynasty during the Southern and Northern Dynasties, who secretly found a fortune teller in the folk.

Gao Cheng (高澄) (521–549), courtesy name Zihui, was a native of Ying County, Bohai County (present-day Jing County, Hebei). During the Eastern Wei Dynasty, he was a powerful courtier, politician, and military figure, one of the founders of the Northern Qi Dynasty, and the eldest son of Emperor Gao Huan of Northern Qi.

Gao Cheng was born in Huaishuo Town (present-day Guyang County, Inner Mongolia Autonomous Region), and was very intelligent, strict and strategic, with political talent, and was deeply loved by Gao.

The Northern Dynasty split into Eastern Wei and Western Wei. After the establishment of the Eastern Wei Dynasty, Gao Cheng successively served as Shangshu Ling, Daxingtai, Hezhou Assassin History, Gyeonggi Metropolitan Governor, and Official Shangshu.

In the third year of Tianping (536), Gao Cheng entered the imperial government, worshiped the general, and was crowned king of Bohai. Gao Cheng quickly established his authority by reforming the official election system, punishing corruption and bribery, rectifying the rule of officials, and formulating laws. His father Gao Huan died, and Gao Cheng succeeded him as grand chancellor and governor of various Chinese and foreign militaries, and sat in Jinyang. Gao Cheng defeated the rebel general Hou Jing, plotted against Liang, expanded the land of Lianghuai and Henan, had a united ruling class, controlled the Eastern Wei regime, and contributed greatly to the consolidation of Gao's position, and his historical status could be compared with that of Sima Shi, the emperor of Jinjing.

The general asked the fortune teller: Can I be emperor? Answer: The runny-snotty kid behind you can!

In the seventh year of Wuding (549), Gao Cheng completed preparations for the seizure of the Throne of Eastern Wei and was assassinated by someone else on the eve of Zen, at the age of twenty-nine.

Although Gao Cheng became a powerful general, he did not become emperor during his lifetime, and after his death, after his half-brother Gao Yang established Northern Qi, he posthumously honored him as emperor with the posthumous title of Wenxiang and the temple title of Sejong.

Gao Yang (529–559) was the founding emperor of Northern Qi. The second son of Emperor Gao Huan of Northern Qi. In the tenth year of Northern Qi Tianbao (559), Gao Yang died at the age of 31, and his courtesy name was Emperor Wenxuan and his temple name was Xianzu.

The general asked the fortune teller: Can I be emperor? Answer: The runny-snotty kid behind you can!

When Gao Cheng asked the fortune teller when he could become emperor. The fortune teller was also regarded as a god in the local area, but when he saw Gao Cheng's face, he did not have the face of an emperor, but when he saw the little boy with a runny nose behind Gao Cheng, he said that he could become an emperor.

So Gao Cheng was overjoyed, because this little boy was his younger brother Gao Yang, Gao Yang was more stupid and stupid when he was a child, but after the death of his brother Gao Cheng, he let Gao Yang replace his position, and when he grew up, Gao Yang also became the king of the State of Qi. ‘

The general asked the fortune teller: Can I be emperor? Answer: The runny-snotty kid behind you can!

But Gao Yang was a brutal and absurd emperor.

Gao Yang was a humble Han Chinese, with the inheritance of family mental illness, but intelligent and wise, no less than any emperor,

In the fourth year of Tianbao (553 AD), the Northern Qi army broke the Khitan and captured more than 100,000 Khitan men and women, captured millions of heads of livestock, and then defeated Shanhu, broke Rouran, and built the Great Wall for more than 900 miles.

Gao Yang's adulterous and violent behavior is recorded in the History of the North.

At first, Gao Yang was just crazy and looking for fun, dancing and singing every day, drinking and reveling, night and day; soon, the emperor had "development", sometimes naked, sometimes smeared with grease, sometimes scattered in beard, sometimes dressed like a clown, carrying a machete in his hand, and often drunk and wandering around the streets.

Slowly, Gao Yang kept going in and out of the house of the noble minister in the capital, and saw beautiful women, regardless of whether they were noble or low, whether they were married or unmarried, and immediately the overlord hardened his bow.

Later, Gao Yang loved to ride naked sika deer, white elephants, camels, cows, donkeys and other animals to play, singing while walking. Regardless of the hot winter, starry night and day, Gao Yang rain and snow do not avoid, and love to run on the street with his bare ass, "the subordinate is unbearable, the emperor (Gao Yang) lives freely."

Gao Yang also had a habit of watching obscenities, recruiting a large number of prostitutes in the house, and after entering the palace, everyone stripped naked, ordered the attendants and guards to have sex with these women, and they were happy at night. Sometimes, Gao Yang rode a high-headed fast horse, throwing gold and silver jewelry along the street while running, leaving people to pick it up, "scrambling and making noise, and thinking that it was happy." Once, Gao Yang was being carried by Cui Jishu and was playing in the street, when he met a woman, he asked, "How is my emperor?" The woman was straight and replied, "Crazy and stupid, he is the son of heaven!" Gao Yang was furious and drew his knife and cut off the woman's head.

As his alcohol addiction grew, Gao Yang became intoxicated almost every day. Others fall asleep when they are drunk, and Gao Yang kills people as soon as he is drunk. Killing people is not good to kill, or dismemberment, or burning, or throwing into the river, in order to torture people to death for the pleasure.

The general asked the fortune teller: Can I be emperor? Answer: The runny-snotty kid behind you can!

When he was drunk, Gao Yang's sixth relatives did not recognize it. Once, Empress Lou was sitting on a small bed in the North Palace, and Gao Yang staggered over, reaching out and holding the tatami above her head, throwing the old lady half to death. When he woke up drunk, he saw that half of his mother's face had fallen into a blur of flesh and blood, and Gao Yang was "full of resentment", gathering firewood to light it in piles, and wanted to throw himself into the fire, fortunately, the empress dowager persuaded him to stop. He asked Takaguihiko to beat himself with a large stick with fifty sticks, and said, "The staff does not bleed, and immediately cut ru." After receiving the rod, he knelt before his mother, asked for forgiveness, and "therefore abstained from drinking." Ten days later, "it was still the same, it was a delay in the drama", and the amount of alcohol was several times larger than before. Another day, he took advantage of the drunkenness to break into the door of his mother-in-law's house, And Gao Yang shot an arrow in court, put the old mother-in-law's cheeks straight through, and scolded and grinned in his mouth: Old, when I was drunk, I didn't even know the empress, let alone you! "Then he went forward and whipped the hapless old lady with a horse whip more than a hundred times.

When Gao Yang was drunk, he often climbed on the back of the house in the palace and flew like a fly. "The height of the three frames is twenty-seven zhang, and the distance between the two holdings is more than 200 feet." Usually, when craftsmen go to the room, they are tied with safety ropes and move forward step by step. As long as Gao Yang rose, he often took advantage of the wine to run fast at the tip of the temple, and never lost his foot.

For the civilian generals and their families, Gao Yang also took pleasure in torturing and killing.

The chancellor Gao Longzhi was Gao Yang's father, Gao Huan's brother, and Gao Yang remembered that this old man had advised him not to be called emperor earlier, so he asked the guards to smash the old man with more than a hundred punches and beat him to death; the great Si Nong Mu Zi Rong had something to anger Gao Yang, and the tyrant let the old man strip naked and lie in the court, and shoot him with his own bow and crossbow, and three shots were missed, and Gao Yang actually pulled up a horse pole and violently inserted the old man's anus, and inserted the noble minister alive; once, Gao Xing went to gao Huan Guichen and the sick and deceased servant Cui Xian's home, and Gao Yang asked Cui Xian's wife: "Do you want Cui Xian to be Cui Xian ?" Cui Xian's wife, Li Shi, replied: "Deep affection, of course missed." Gao Yang smiled and said, "If you miss it, you can go to Hades to see him yourself, and I will send you all the way." Pulling out the knife, he chopped off Li's head with one knife and "threw it outside the wall."

Gao Yang went to the home of his half-brother Gao Xun, saw Gao Xun's biological mother Erzhu Shi, and scolded: "Do you remember when you were favored and did not wait to see my mother?" At the end of the speech, the first knife split the imperial concubine in half.

Emperor Yuan of Eastern Wei was the brother-in-law of Empress Gaoyang of the Li clan. Gao Yang committed adultery with Empress Li's sister, so he summoned her green-hat husband to the inner palace, "shooting more than a hundred times with a sound, and the blood was hanging down to a stone, and it was even to death." On the day of the funeral, Gao Yang "wept from the past" and openly raped Li Shi in front of the Yuan Ang family next to the big coffin.

At the Three Tai Palace, Gao Yang also personally sawed and killed the governor Mu Song; the governor Han Zhe was on duty without any fault, and Gao Yang suddenly saw that he was not pleasing to the eye and called out to beware of a knife; because of the addiction to killing, the minister Yang Yan had to pull a large number of death row prisoners from the prison, take them with ease, and supply dozens of hundreds of dollars a day, called "for imperial prisoners", specially used to prepare Gao Yang for "hand self-bladed killing". Gradually, Gao Yang killed people as a game, and every day he had to kill several people to practice his hands.

When Gao Yang was defecating, he often asked the waiter Yang Yan to wipe his ass in the toilet. Sometimes, Gao Yang also liked to beat Yang Yan with a horse whip, "bleeding robes". The most hanging time, Gao Yang was drunk and personally used a knife to cut Yang Yan's belly to play. Tired of playing, he prepared a large coffin, threw Yang Yan into it, and prepared to pull it out and bury it alive...

In the eighth year of Tianbao, Gao Yang summoned the women of the Gao family to gather together and take them to Dongshan to have fun. He selected hundreds of elite guards and had them gang rape his female relatives, thinking that they were laughing.

Gao Yang's half-brother Gao Jun, the King of Yong'an, entered the court, and Gao Yang was furious and sent someone to arrest Gao Jun and imprison him in the dungeon. Gao Yang's other younger brother, Gao Zhuo (高涣), the Shangdang king, was ranked seventh in line with Gao Yang(天姿雄杰) and "Heavenly Posture and Heroic Hero". Because of the ridicule at that time that there was a "dead high man dressed in black", Gao Yang asked left and right: "What is the blackest thing?" Someone replied, "Nothing is more lacquer." "Qi, seven homophony, Gao Yang imprisoned this seventh brother." After that, Gao Yang mixed his two younger brothers and stabbed them with blood holes, then burned them with fire and filled them with stone soil. After the killing, he ordered that the concubines of the two princes be rewarded to the guards.

How did Gao Yang die in the end?

Ten years after Tianbao, Gao Yang, who was deeply poisoned by alcohol, could not eat for many days and ate wine every day. In November of the same year, Gao Yang, who was full of evil, also died of excessive alcoholism, and shi Chinese New Year's Eve, Emperor Wenxuan of the Emperor, and the temple name Weizong. Wu Pingping (Gao Zhan), changed the temple name to Xianzu.

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